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May 01, 2006
Hidden: Houston tops losing largest halftime lead in NFL history, this time the NFL Draft: Only the same team (Houston) that blew a 35-3 halftime lead in Buffalo to deny the city its first Superbowl, could now reach a new low on draft day by passing on two franchise makers, future Pro Bowler and probably hall of famers (Vince Young - hometown hero and Reggie Bush), by picking a no-name DE as the first pick in the NFL draft on Saturday. McNair you certainly are doing your fair share to make the Titan's Reliant stadium a "rodeo only" facility in Houston.
posted by crimsonblood to general at 01:38 PM - 12 comments
This is awful on so many levels. Read the posting guidelines and quit posting this crap. You are two for two in garbage front page posts. The franchise that blew a 35-3 halftime playoff lead is now in Nashville. The Titans play in the Coliseum. The Texans play at Reliant.
posted by holden at 01:43 PM on May 01, 2006
Satan gave me a taco And it made me really sick The chicken was all raw And the grease was mighty thick The rice was all rancid And the beans were so hard I was getting kinda dizzy Eatin’ all the lard There was aphids on the lettuce And I ate every one And after I was done The salsa melted off my tongue Pieces of tortilla Got stuck in my throat And the stains on my clothes Burned a hole through my coat My stomach was a’tremblin’ And I broke out in a rash I was so dry and thirsty And I didn’t have no cash So I went and found a hose Tore off all my clothes Turned on the water And it shot right up my nose Some old lady came along And she thought I was a freak So she beat me with her handbag ’til I could hardly speak I was lying there naked My body badly bruised In a pool of my own blood Unconscious and confused Well the cops came and got me And threw me in their van And I woke up on the ceiling And I couldn’t find my hand They took me to the judge His eyes a’glowin’ red The courtroom was filled With witches and the dead Well the sheriff was a hell-hound With fangs and claws The prisoners were tied up And chained to the walls The air was getting thick The smoke was getting thicker The judge read the verdict Said cut off his head! Well they placed me on the altar And they raised up the axe My head was about to explode When I noticed the marshall stacks I noticed all the smoke machines Cameras and the lights Some guy with a microphone Runnin’ around dancin’ in tights And I noticed the crew And the band playin’ down below And I realized I was in a rock video So I went and joined the band And I went out on tour And I smoked a lot of heroin And I passed out in manure I made out with the groupies Started fires backstage Made a lot of money And I gave it all away Well the band got killed So I started a solo career And I won all the awards And I drank all the beer And I opened up the taco stand Just to smell the smell Cookin’ with the devil Fryin’ down in hell
posted by HATER 187 at 01:48 PM on May 01, 2006
Sucky post. Sweet song Hater.
posted by GoBirds at 02:08 PM on May 01, 2006
This post is completely insane. How can you even begin to call the first round pick of the NFL Draft a "no-name." Obiviously there were many people to know the name Mario Williams. Second of all if your going to post something, put the right facts up there. Lastly, remeber this comment one year from now when everyone is talking about how smart of a selection the Texans made by selecting the next Reggie White/ Julius Peppers.
posted by moosebdavid at 02:28 PM on May 01, 2006
Insane or not, check back with me in about 3 years when "no-name" Williams might be having a decent year on the back pages while Young and Bush are dominating the NFL sports news. Houston will never go anywhere with David Carr at QB, print that too.
posted by crimsonblood at 02:36 PM on May 01, 2006
Turd sandwich. NEXT!
posted by lilnemo at 02:47 PM on May 01, 2006
This post is so bad I'm tempted to keep it online. The Houston Oilers moved to Tennessee, Blood. You have a new team now called the Texans.
posted by rcade at 02:50 PM on May 01, 2006
Too bad - it's a topic worth discussing. Mario Williams by all accounts seems to be a pretty bad pick in light of one Reginald J. Bush.
posted by WeedyMcSmokey at 02:51 PM on May 01, 2006
posted by lilnemo at 02:54 PM on May 01, 2006
Finally, thank you Weedy, you've injected some logic here, I was beginning to think the other posts were either NCS alums, or Texans season ticket holders, hoping and praying that Mario will be the next Bruce Smith, Butkus, Reggie, LT all rolled into one. And no more replys about Oilers/Texans, I freakin know what team we have, it's about HOUSTON morons, regarless of mascot, there's a stigma here that is clearly alive and well as evidenced by the draft picks. We're supposed to need O line help to keep Carr off his butt and what do we do, draft 2 defensive guys first. Go figure sports experts! But then Kubiak is an Aggie, that fits.
posted by crimsonblood at 03:07 PM on May 01, 2006
WHO IN HOUSTON MADE THE DUMB DECISION TO NOT DRAFT BUSH.? THEIR GM SHOULD HAVE BEEN FIRED LAST YEAR. I USE TO THINK McNAIR WAS RUNNING THE SHOW NOW????? GRAMPSW
posted by grampsw at 03:14 PM on May 01, 2006
ball-strapped bulls have more sense than this post.