April 13, 2006

Is it in you?: An interesting theory on one of sports' most recognizable brands. (Possibly NSFW)

posted by thatweirdguy2 to culture at 12:08 AM - 11 comments

Gatorade commercials gross me out. For some reason, watching flourescent Gatorade ooze from the sweat glands, nostrils and any place else that produces bodily fluids doesn't make me thirsty.

posted by rcade at 09:16 AM on April 13

I'm looking for funding from backers to do my own study on sexual organs being used in fast-food advertising. Image hosting by Photobucket

posted by wfrazerjr at 09:46 AM on April 13

If you dig hard enough for anything, you're bound to find it. The Gatorade story reinforces that.

posted by igottheblues at 10:14 AM on April 13

Hilarious! In all my years of playing sports, I have never noticed that! No wonder I never liked the taste of that stuff! LOL! I prefer the oxygen from a oxygen mask myself!

posted by bkdet at 10:29 AM on April 13

I thought that was a pretty funny read but what the fuck was wrong with some of the morons commenting? I thought we had issues here from time to time but, thankfully, never like that.

posted by willthrill72 at 10:29 AM on April 13

lol @ wfrazerjr yea that gatorade article was crazy. to bad they had to drag MJ into it...

posted by zenemi at 10:55 AM on April 13

Inside the Gatorade production facility

posted by timdawg at 11:40 AM on April 13

I believe wfrjr is onto something here. I have been able to identify two (2) individual reproductive organs in his supplied picture. Although, you have to be adept at abstract thought, perhaps, to identify the female genetalia. I suggest that we meet at Scores for further investigation.

posted by THX-1138 at 03:08 PM on April 13

I thought we had issues here from time to time but, thankfully, never like that. Guess what! You are so gay!

posted by tselson at 03:28 PM on April 13

Is there something so wrong with penis-shaped objects, or is it just that some people are so obsessed with the male appendage they see it everywhere?

posted by billsaysthis at 03:54 PM on April 13

Yes, it's definitely a penis. It's that shape because penises are that shape and everyone loves penises. It is not that shape because of, you know, it is easier to grasp and hold, especially when quenching your thirst. It is so a penis.

posted by mkn at 04:44 PM on April 13

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