October 19, 2005

Kids: Please make sure you get a parent or adult to help you with this activity:
To put you in the holiday mood, pumpkin stencils of your favorite Detroit Pistons. [via]

posted by yerfatma to basketball at 06:58 AM - 13 comments

I was hoping the Celtics would provide a Larry Bird circa-1983 stencil for giant gourds.

posted by yerfatma at 06:58 AM on October 19

What, no Darko? Pffft.

posted by gspm at 07:32 AM on October 19

If you do the Ben Wallace one, stencil it low so the whole pumpkin becomes his hair. This is great.

posted by chicobangs at 08:33 AM on October 19

TOOLS: Spoon, Serrated knife, Pin or nail, Paring knife Just another example of NBA culture encouraging our youth to play with dangerous weapons.

posted by DrJohnEvans at 08:38 AM on October 19

Are the pumpkins required to wear causal business attire?

posted by mayerkyl at 08:57 AM on October 19

Are other teams doing this as well? I want a Ron Artest one, so we can throw beer cups at it, and see if it still attacks...

posted by MeatSaber at 08:58 AM on October 19

If the kids these guys have fathered ALONE purchase these stencils it will be a tremendously profitable venture.

posted by dyams at 09:13 AM on October 19

I want a Ron Artest one, so we can throw beer cups at it, and see if it still attacks... Or you could just stick it in a box with a Ben Wallace O' Lantern and see if they grapple for $10 million. If the kids these guys have fathered ALONE purchase these stencils it will be a tremendously profitable venture. I must've missed the Shawn Kemp stencil.

posted by Ufez Jones at 09:37 AM on October 19

Are other teams doing this as well? If they make one of a chauffer being shot by Jayson Williams I'll buy it.

posted by smithnyiu at 10:24 AM on October 19

They need one for Shawn Kemp. They would make a ton of money when he buys one each for his kids.

posted by Turbo at 10:35 AM on October 19

If I make one with Marcus Camby would he want royalties?

posted by Richard j Garcia at 11:35 AM on October 19

They scrapped the Camby stencil. It was so detailed it broke as soon as you put it out on the step.

posted by yerfatma at 11:41 AM on October 19

Would people get Yao Ming confused with Frankenstein?

posted by Turbo at 02:03 PM on October 19

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