June 22, 2005

Vegetables as foreign substances.: The South Korean baseball league has banned Park Myung-Hwan from wearing frozen cabbage leaves under his hat, a tactic once used by Babe Ruth, among other olde-tyme players, to beat the heat.

posted by Ufez Jones to baseball at 06:51 PM - 4 comments

"Mr Park said he was glad he helped to clarify a rule, but that he was planning to stop using cabbage anyway." "I'm trying to cut down on the number of times I try heroin. In a day."

posted by yerfatma at 08:42 PM on June 22, 2005

"Mr Park said he was glad he helped to clarify a rule, but that he was planning to stop using cabbage anyway." "But there's no way I'm giving up the hookers."

posted by lilnemo at 08:59 PM on June 22, 2005

"Mr Park said he was glad he helped to clarify a rule, but that he was planning to stop using cabbage anyway." "It looks like I picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue."

posted by avogadro at 09:17 PM on June 22, 2005

I wonder if you can get the same results from cole slaw! :-)

posted by daddisamm at 05:52 PM on June 23, 2005

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