November 14, 2003

Darryl Strawberry gets one more chance.: Now, I'm all for triumph over adversity, but Straw was in jail as recently as this April. Is it too soon to have him involved in player development? What can someone who failed to live up to his potential teach those who are just now trying to reach theirs?

posted by Jugwine to baseball at 11:23 AM - 6 comments

How to game the steroid tests?

posted by roger at 11:50 AM on November 14

I can see it now:
Mista Torre, Coach Strawberry is snorting the baselines again. What do we do?

posted by lilnemo at 12:17 PM on November 14

how to determine the pure "stuff" from the stuff cut with corn starch.

posted by jerseygirl at 12:23 PM on November 14

Well, Darryl certainly will be able to teach the young'uns about banging in a closet. Beyond that, I'm not sure what he has to offer, but I'm nominating this man to be the new Yankees pitching coach. We certainly know he has a nose for sniffing out the good stuff.

posted by wfrazerjr at 02:58 PM on November 14

"we know we're not supposed to interact with the sisters in any kind of sexual way" So it was incest too?

posted by billsaysthis at 06:09 PM on November 14

from frazer's link: Prosecutors maintain Strawberry needs to be in a more secure facility, or at least one where there are no women. BWAH-HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA!
In other news, Mike Tyson is the new manager at my local McDonalds. "Gerald, pleath go mop down the bathwoom. "

posted by forksclovetofu at 09:19 PM on November 14

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