November 13, 2017

SportsFilter: The Monday Huddle:

A place to discuss the sports stories that aren't making news, share links that aren't quite front-page material, and diagram plays on your hand. Remember to count to five Mississippi before commenting in anger.

posted by huddle to general at 06:00 AM - 7 comments

Thinking of establishing a Kickstarter fund that will allow the Bengals to put tahoemoj on a handsome retainer to provide Vontaze Burfict with legal services as the need arises. It appears to be a career opportunity with growth potential.

posted by beaverboard at 01:21 PM on November 13

Big week for the Ball brothers .. Lonzo with a triple double and LiAngelo leading UCLA in steals.

posted by cixelsyd at 01:25 PM on November 13

LiAngelo leading UCLA in steals.

posted by grum@work at 02:45 PM on November 13

Thinking of establishing a Kickstarter fund...

Unfortunately, my limited--NV and CA--Bar admission means that I can only help Vontaze out when he is playing at the Las Vegas Raiders, Carson Rams and Chargers, and Santa Clara Niners. And my specialty practice area of water rights and environmental permitting mean that my legal advice would be questionable, at best, unless 'Tez retires and gets into farming or mining.

posted by tahoemoj at 05:18 PM on November 13

Moving into farming mines would be the most Vontaze Burfict thing ever, so buckle up tahoe, you are about to lawyer the shit out of Nevada, CA

posted by NoMich at 07:55 PM on November 13

Tahoe, with your Vegas water rights expertise, maybe we should shift strategy and get you the OJ Simpson account.

Just think, your name in lights, right up there with the celebrity attorneys.

"Good morning, Cochran, Bailey, Tahoe, and Dershowitz, how may I direct your call?"

(According to my understanding of his parole terms, OJ is not supposed to be anywhere near adult beverages. So much for that order.)

posted by beaverboard at 08:00 AM on November 14

"Good morning, Cochran, Bailey, Tahoe, and Dershowitz, how may I direct your call?

I like where you're going with that. But in an effort to secure a life of luxury, and perhaps relationships with hip hop luminaries, for my children, I think I would rather partner up with the ghost of Robert Kardashian.

posted by tahoemoj at 12:29 PM on November 15

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