February 28, 2002

If you can't beat them, beat them. Six Kentucky high school students assaulted a rival school's best scorer before the district tournament, knocking him (and then his team) out of play.

posted by rcade to basketball at 01:37 PM - 4 comments

Poor old Sheriff Keesee. Last year, PETA meddled in the local cockfighting. Why "Fuzzy"? "Pike County, Kentucky, Sheriff Charles "Fuzzy" Keesee "misplaced" $300,000 in tax collections during his previous administration."

posted by liam at 02:47 PM on February 28, 2002

The sad thing is, it worked. Hopefully a trend that doesn't catch on.

posted by justgary at 03:06 PM on February 28, 2002

This is like something out of Gil Thorpe. Unlike Gil, though, I'll bet that the coach here is somehow complicit-- if only for failing to recognize that he had a bunch of thugs on his team.

posted by outside counsel at 03:20 PM on February 28, 2002

Don't miss the action when the six accused youths go three rounds with Amy Fisher, coming this March to Fox.

posted by Prince Valium at 08:45 PM on February 28, 2002

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