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April 20, 2011
Tiger Woods' Niece Wins ACC Championship: Cheyenne Woods, a collegiate golfer for Wake Forest who looks remarkably like her uncle Tiger, won the ACC golf championship by seven strokes Sunday. He noted her achievement on Twitter: "That's awesome, I'm so proud of her."
I'll see your "creepily" and raise you a "frighteningly".
posted by tommybiden at 11:24 AM on April 20, 2011
Dammit! Now I'm gonna get a boner every time I see Tiger play.
posted by Ricardo at 11:27 AM on April 20, 2011
I thing the correct term is "Dammit! Now I'm gonna get wood every time I see Tiger play."
posted by NEPABob at 12:14 PM on April 20, 2011
Dammit! Now I'm gonna get a boner every time I see Tiger play.
I'm with you. I was like damn she's hot ...uhhh, wait a minute!! She does look like Tiger!! Does that mean I'm gay?
Not that there's anything wrong with that
posted by BornIcon at 12:15 PM on April 20, 2011
Does that mean I'm gay?
I think it means you just have a little bit of a" man crush" on Tiger.
posted by Debo270 at 01:59 PM on April 20, 2011
Maybe it is Tiger in disguise. Can't win against the pros anymore, so hie is trying to regain his game back in the college ranks.
Just trying to get a do over.
posted by Atheist at 02:15 PM on April 20, 2011
Tiger with boobies. Wonder if she curses like a sailor when she finds the trees? Or if she has any more of her uncle's undesirable traits. Thanksgivings could get particularly messy.
posted by THX-1138 at 03:24 PM on April 20, 2011
Dang - folks are being hard on the whole fam damily.
She's already a cinch to out-brand her uncle once she starts winning some pro tournaments.
He'll be begging for a trickle of Buick love for old times sake and she'll be riding high with a mega Chevy truck campaign.
Whose shirt would you rather see a swoosh on?
And then there are the exclusive land development ventures.
Playing the Blue Course at Cheyenne Woods will no doubt be on the bucket list for the Larry Ellison types of the world.
Actually, maybe she should create a private club with a tournament grade golf course that excludes white males from membership. Just for the hell of it.
posted by beaverboard at 10:08 PM on April 20, 2011
Playing the Blue Course at Cheyenne Woods will no doubt be on the bucket list for the Larry Ellison types of the world.
Great line
posted by Ricardo at 10:22 PM on April 20, 2011
You say "remarkably", I say "creepily".