04/24/24
January 31, 2011
JIH Cheated on XX with ZZ: A well-known sports athlete identified only as JIH has won a court injunction in Britain preventing the media from reporting that he had sex with ZZ despite being in a longtime relationship with XX. The court also refused to reveal JIH's name. "If we permitted JIH's identity to be revealed without permitting the nature of the information of which he is seeking to restrain to be published, then it would nonetheless be relatively easy for the media and members of the public to deduce the nature of that information," Judge Lord Neuberger ruled.
YYY I ask myself. How can SpoFi continue with this XXX-rated content? My interest level was piqued until I started to ZZZZZZZZ.
posted by Howard_T at 01:05 PM on January 31, 2011
It's Wayne Rooney. Duh
posted by rumple at 01:11 PM on January 31, 2011
I heard that XX was doing Eminem the whole time anyway.
posted by tahoemoj at 02:11 PM on January 31, 2011
I'm guessing he is a competitor in the sport QED playing the PDQ position.
posted by Joey Michaels at 05:56 PM on January 31, 2011
It's Lewis Hamilton. He's trying to cover up the fact he had sex with his favourite person in the world. Himself.
Joey: That assumption is A-OK!
posted by Drood at 08:40 PM on January 31, 2011
So that's what Zinedine Zidane's been up to since retirement.
posted by owlhouse at 08:40 PM on January 31, 2011
It's Lewis Hamilton. He's trying to cover up the fact he had sex with his favourite person in the world. Himself.
Don't be silly, Drood. Everyone knows he's a wanker, why would he get an injunction?
posted by JJ at 03:44 AM on February 01, 2011
Excuse me, sir. Seeing as how the V.P. is such a V.I.P., shouldn't we keep the P.C. on the Q.T.? 'Cause if it leaks to the V.C. he could end up M.I.A., and then we'd all be put out in K.P.
posted by Demophon at 11:20 AM on February 01, 2011
R.O.T.F.L.M.A.O.
posted by yzelda4045 at 12:42 PM on February 01, 2011
WTH?
posted by The_Black_Hand at 08:29 PM on February 01, 2011
If they're going to insist on using chromosomal references, I guess we'll need to find out if there's a YY in the mix at some point.
Members of the band ZZ Top had no comment.
Neither did the World's Most Interesting Man, who prefers XX.