04/18/24
May 30, 2007
Updated Grand Slam fantasy standings : after the completion (finally) of Round 1. Oh, the humanity.
posted by lil_brown_bat to fantasy at 09:49 AM - 9 comments
Wow. I suck. F*ck you Ufez!
posted by TelamarketersBeware at 10:22 AM on May 30, 2007
They need a dome.
posted by bperk at 10:28 AM on May 30, 2007
This actually makes me pretty uneasy. It's rarely good to be the lead horse in a race like this, especially when you essentially have no idea what you're doing. If I were Canas or Djokovic, I'd start getting very superstitious. F*ck you Ufez! Well look who just lost my vote for Miss Congeniality in this pageant!
posted by Ufez Jones at 10:41 AM on May 30, 2007
Canas won't go deep. He'll never win a major. He's not bad, but he beat Federer in tournaments with small fields, where there wasn't anyone to weed him out. He won't even get a crack at Federer in a major, ever.
posted by lil_brown_bat at 11:00 AM on May 30, 2007
Well look who just lost my vote for Miss Congeniality in this pageant! Well maybe if you weren't such a tennis phsycic I could say good things about you.
posted by TelamarketersBeware at 11:06 AM on May 30, 2007
I hope Roddick gets hurt so I can swap Youzhny in for Wimbledon. Gaaaaaah...
posted by lil_brown_bat at 03:07 PM on May 30, 2007
Wishing injury on a player is one of the first warning signs that fantasy sports is making you lose perspective.
posted by bperk at 03:31 PM on May 30, 2007
But he's such a weenie, bperk.
posted by lil_brown_bat at 04:51 PM on May 30, 2007
You know, I was actually thinking, "Hmm, this is going to seem like a pretty boring game if everyone just sails through the first round." Thanks to the obliging work of Roddick, Gonzalez and Blake, however, only Ufez made it through Round 1 with an intact men's team (and a couple of us are down to half strength). On the women's side, everybody sailed through unscathed. Here's hoping they don't take as long to play the second round as they took on the first. (sorry for the great big gap before the table, I don't know how to make it not do that)