July 24, 2006

Are we due for another Link Dump?:

posted by smithers to navel gazing at 02:25 PM - 50 comments

I had two things that I wanted to share, perhaps insufficient for FPPs. Serious: For those that haven't seen it, our SpoFi colleague Amateur has done some really interesting analysis on the results of WADA's doping tests over the last few years. In three installments: one, two, three. Really serious: "Angry jockey does a 'Zidane' to his horse."

posted by smithers at 02:32 PM on July 24

That's so hot.

posted by yerfatma at 07:25 PM on July 24

Geez thanks smithers! Oh, wait, insufficient for FPPs? Now just for that I'm not going to post my four-thousand-word column on the Tour de France...

posted by Amateur at 09:01 PM on July 24

This is pretty funny. Try the command "Kick" first. Then try "Poke eyes." Classic.

posted by BullpenPro at 09:19 PM on July 24

Crazy Prince Philip speaks truth for all sports fans.

posted by Amateur at 09:25 PM on July 24

Try the command "Kick" first. Then try "Poke eyes." Classic. "hit with bat" is also good.

posted by lil_brown_bat at 11:12 PM on July 24

okay, i admit it ... i'm a dirty bastard ... try "strip" ... use your imagination after that ;)

posted by Spitztengle at 01:33 AM on July 25

in pseudo-Zidane style, "headbutt" works too do i not have anything better to do???

posted by Spitztengle at 01:40 AM on July 25

Nice Amateur - Big Phil remains my favourite royal, for all the wrong reasons. My favourite is when he met a collection of 8 year olds, asking them what they wanted to be when they grow up. When one young chap said "an astronaut" Phil's quick reply was "well, you'll have to lose some weight."

posted by Mr Bismarck at 03:37 AM on July 25

Try the command "Kick" first. Then try "Poke eyes." Classic. I'm really disappointed that there wasn't a "fatality".

posted by MrFrisby at 05:56 AM on July 25

Well things happen sometimes that you can't blame the wrong person, coz every one can be dissapointed one day, so we need to consider some kind of mistakes too.

posted by hussenae at 07:27 AM on July 25

"slap", "karate", "dance"....

posted by smithers at 08:20 AM on July 25

"bite", "wedgie", and did I mention "strip"???

posted by Spitztengle at 09:07 AM on July 25

You probably don't want to try "sex." "Tiger woods" is good, though.

posted by Samsonov14 at 11:24 AM on July 25

"noogie", "body slam", "tease", and you have to see "paris hilton".

posted by MrFrisby at 12:11 PM on July 25

I was hoping that was going to be more amusing.

posted by jerseygirl at 01:06 PM on July 25

You probably don't want to try "sex." Young Jedi, your mind tricks seem to have no effect on me. (What?...oh.)

posted by chicobangs at 01:31 PM on July 25

You guys really are bugging me! Or am I bugging You? just kidding I love you all!

posted by skydivemom at 02:09 PM on July 25

Got a question that only an MLB umpire can answer? Well, ask away (NSFW)*! * - NSFW if you work at a place that considers an "Ask the Ump" thread at OutSports.com's forum to be not safe for work. Sorry, but no Tom of Finlands to be found here.

posted by NoMich at 02:21 PM on July 25

Huh. I tried killing skydivemom's font tag, but it didn't work. I ended mine.

posted by NoMich at 02:22 PM on July 25

There you go. You have to double up on the end tags. In other news, despite missing the first few weeks of the season, I still made it to the shootout.

posted by MrFrisby at 02:25 PM on July 25

Goooooooooo Fritsy! Beat that dastardly cheater Homepl8!

posted by NoMich at 02:37 PM on July 25

Good grief. My link offers a bit more than I had thought. Serves me right for not wearing my binoculars to read the fine print. I hope that thing didn't offend anybody -- my sincere apologies if it did. Double for anyone who unwittingly opened it at work. I was going for silly and funny, not pornographic. (If the Pantheon see fit to deleting that post, I would endorse that action. Again, with my apologies. Lesson learned on posting links like that.)

posted by BullpenPro at 03:18 PM on July 25

You highly offended me! I am outraged by jiggly boobies! How dare you! Exclamation points!

posted by jerseygirl at 04:45 PM on July 25

"Michael Jackson" brings up the Uma/Travolta Pulp Fiction dance scene.

posted by jerseygirl at 04:50 PM on July 25

She just scratches her head and looks at me funny when I type "pizza"

posted by scully at 07:25 PM on July 25

She doesn't like flowers either. *sniff*

posted by scully at 07:31 PM on July 25

And skydivemom's link sounds like "buggering you"

posted by scully at 07:45 PM on July 25

Thanks for your support NoMich. I'll do my best. I kind of have to since I didn't make the cut for the Elite tour (the top 32 make the playoffs). Mound Charging: "bruce willis", "bruce lee" (there is no "porn", try it, you'll see)

posted by MrFrisby at 10:07 PM on July 25

You highly offended me! You won't like "bodog" then, either. Honest (Exclamation points!)

posted by smithers at 10:14 PM on July 25

"vampire", "wwe", "beer" shit, I played so long she actually went yard twice. I will step away from the keyboard now.

posted by smithers at 10:32 PM on July 25

try "fredo".

posted by goddam at 11:27 PM on July 25

ok one more to note, if you havent tried "magic" its kinda cute.

posted by Folkways at 08:47 AM on July 26

HockeyFilter: Where there’s a Lou there’s a way!

posted by MrFrisby at 02:26 PM on July 26

New GM Garth Snow and some ladies, hanging out in the clubhouse.

posted by Samsonov14 at 09:27 PM on July 26

Does anyone want to make predictions on who will be the Jets' starting quarterback this year? I'll guess Ramsey. Also try "chair" "spank" "call me" "autograph" "massage" "hot dog" and my favorite "oops"

posted by MrFrisby at 03:33 PM on July 27

If you were wondering, lapdance works too.

posted by billsaysthis at 11:46 PM on July 27

Oh why oh why can't I get broadband? I miss out on all the fun.

posted by owlhouse at 05:04 AM on July 28

baseball race. it's kind of like watching those horse racing games on the boardwalk.

posted by goddam at 08:58 AM on July 28

goddam, that is way f-in cool....

posted by smithers at 10:36 AM on July 28

whatifsports.com I wish they had college football, still fun.

posted by tselson at 11:19 AM on July 28

Interior of Newark Arena model. TV schedule for the 2006 Summer Xgames TV schedule for the Dew Action Sports Tour. (2 events down, 3 to go)

posted by MrFrisby at 02:56 PM on July 28

Interior of Newark Arena model. About fugging time. The Meadowlands...I mean Contential is a dump. For some reason I thought the X-Games were going to be on the east coast this year. When are they coming back to Philly?

posted by HATER 187 at 03:05 PM on July 28

I think they have to visit a few other east coast cities before going back to Philly. I just hope the coverage is better than before. And I can't wait to see if Burnquist or Andy Mac pull something crazy in the Skateboard Big Air competition. Well that event is crazy by itself. Check out the videos from last years medalists. I wouldn't even attempt it, even if I wasn't past my prime. In somewhat hockey related news: Rob Blake is considered the best surfer in the NHL.

posted by MrFrisby at 03:32 PM on July 31

Not really sports related, but still good for every one to know: Revised first aid guidelines.

posted by MrFrisby at 02:40 PM on August 01

How do you bottle clutchness?

posted by dusted at 04:52 PM on August 01

AdJab: Newark Bears all about helping the babies. Sometimes I really miss living in New Jersey, and then I get off the toilet.

posted by billsaysthis at 03:35 PM on August 02

Wonder if he called his shot... Funny, clean, nice-n-safe, no-sound youtube video.

posted by SummersEve at 08:27 AM on August 03

More on the X-games: Wednesday Practice Report - Skateboard Big Air Specs on the Big Air ramp.

posted by MrFrisby at 12:53 PM on August 03

posted by The_Black_Hand at 07:05 AM on August 07

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