April 30, 2004

SpoFi Fantasy Baseball League Update, Sportsline edition. This week's leader is wfrazerjr! [Complete standings inside, and maybe some trash talking]

posted by corpse to navel gazing at 08:12 AM - 33 comments

Rank Team Batting Pitching Total Dif Behind
1Rockport Rassafrass88.565.0153.5-5.00.0
2springfield isotopes83.067.0150.0-4.03.5
3hippo's sour mash79.570.0149.53.04.0
4Cardbirds61.074.5135.54.518.0
5jbou Team72.562.5135.07.018.5
6Wittgensteins Bunnies66.560.5127.02.526.5
7Gunboats79.547.0126.5-15.027.0
8Van Gogh's Earache51.071.5122.528.531.0
9Crackhouse Gang55.558.0113.5-8.040.0
10Eppin' Outs66.542.0108.529.045.0
1186 Team23.083.5106.5-19.047.0
12Los Colecos38.548.587.0-26.066.5
13Phoenix Pivovari26.032.558.51.095.0
14Depo Dodgers24.530.555.04.098.5
15Nomar's Broken Heart24.527.051.5-2.5102.0

Standings Updated as of: 4/30/04 2:57 AM EST
Batting Breakdown
Team BA Pts Dif
springfield isotopes 0.3069 15 0
Rockport Rassafrass 0.3029 14 0
Crackhouse Gang 0.2984 13 1
hippo's sour mash 0.2907 12 1
Van Gogh's Earache 0.2870 11 8
Gunboats 0.2869 10 -3
Phoenix Pivovari 0.2814 9 4
Cardbirds 0.2809 8 -1
Wittgensteins Bunnies 0.2786 7 -1
Eppin' Outs 0.2758 6 4
jbou Team 0.2720 5 -1
Los Colecos 0.2688 4 -6
86 Team 0.2633 3 -4
Nomar's Broken Heart 0.2624 2 -2
Depo Dodgers 0.2515 1 0
Team H Pts Dif
Gunboats 212 15 0
Rockport Rassafrass 206 14 0.5
Crackhouse Gang 205 12.5 0.5
springfield isotopes 205 12.5 -1
Wittgensteins Bunnies 200 11 3
Cardbirds 198 10 1
jbou Team 195 9 -2
Van Gogh's Earache 192 8 4
hippo's sour mash 191 7 0.5
Eppin' Outs 187 6 1
Los Colecos 182 5 -5
86 Team 178 4 -2.5
Depo Dodgers 166 2.5 -0.5
Phoenix Pivovari 166 2.5 1.5
Nomar's Broken Heart 164 1 -1
Team HR Pts Dif
hippo's sour mash 37 15 1.5
Rockport Rassafrass 36 14 -1
jbou Team 34 12.5 -1
Eppin' Outs 34 12.5 2.5
Gunboats 32 11 0
Los Colecos 30 10 -2
Wittgensteins Bunnies 27 9 0
Van Gogh's Earache 26 8 3
springfield isotopes 24 6.5 1.5
Cardbirds 24 6.5 1.5
Crackhouse Gang 23 4 -1
86 Team 23 4 -4
Nomar's Broken Heart 23 4 -1
Depo Dodgers 19 2 0
Phoenix Pivovari 16 1 0
Team R Pts Dif
Rockport Rassafrass 130 15 0
Gunboats 124 14 2
Eppin' Outs 123 13 0
springfield isotopes 120 12 -2
jbou Team 119 11 0
Wittgensteins Bunnies 115 10 4
Crackhouse Gang 114 9 1
hippo's sour mash 108 8 -1
Van Gogh's Earache 106 6.5 3.5
Cardbirds 106 6.5 -3.5
Depo Dodgers 101 5 0.5
86 Team 97 4 -3
Nomar's Broken Heart 96 3 1
Los Colecos 92 2 -2.5
Phoenix Pivovari 85 1 0
Team RBI Pts Dif
Eppin' Outs 140 15 0
hippo's sour mash 124 14 0.5
jbou Team 115 13 1
Cardbirds 114 12 4
Wittgensteins Bunnies 109 11 1
Rockport Rassafrass 108 10 -3.5
Gunboats 102 9 -2
springfield isotopes 101 8 2.5
Crackhouse Gang 97 7 0
Van Gogh's Earache 96 6 0.5
Los Colecos 95 5 -4
Nomar's Broken Heart 89 4 1
86 Team 88 3 -1
Phoenix Pivovari 81 2 0
Depo Dodgers 75 1 0
Team SB Pts Dif
springfield isotopes 28 15 0
jbou Team 23 14 0
Cardbirds 20 13 0
Depo Dodgers 17 12 0
Gunboats 16 10.5 0
hippo's sour mash 16 10.5 0
Los Colecos 12 8.5 1
Nomar's Broken Heart 12 8.5 -0.5
Wittgensteins Bunnies 8 6.5 -1
Rockport Rassafrass 8 6.5 1
Van Gogh's Earache 7 4.5 -1
Phoenix Pivovari 7 4.5 2.5
Eppin' Outs 6 3 -0.5
86 Team 5 2 -1.5
Crackhouse Gang 2 1 0
Team mOPS Pts Dif
Rockport Rassafrass 1.280 15 0
springfield isotopes 1.204 14 0
hippo's sour mash 1.190 13 0
Wittgensteins Bunnies 1.155 12 1
Eppin' Outs 1.154 11 4
Gunboats 1.148 10 -2
Crackhouse Gang 1.129 9 1
jbou Team 1.126 8 -1
Van Gogh's Earache 1.122 7 5
Phoenix Pivovari 1.093 6 2
Cardbirds 1.090 5 0
Los Colecos 1.082 4 -6
86 Team 1.075 3 -3
Nomar's Broken Heart 1.028 2 -1
Depo Dodgers 0.965 1 0
Pitching Breakdown
Team ERA Pts Dif
86 Team 3.180 15 1
Rockport Rassafrass 3.382 14 1
Gunboats 3.500 13 -2
Cardbirds 3.628 12 1
hippo's sour mash 3.676 11 -1
Van Gogh's Earache 3.773 10 2
springfield isotopes 3.998 9 -1
Crackhouse Gang 4.347 8 -1
jbou Team 4.391 7 3
Wittgensteins Bunnies 4.425 6 0
Eppin' Outs 4.567 5 3
Los Colecos 4.765 4 -3
Depo Dodgers 4.783 3 0
Phoenix Pivovari 5.016 2 -3
Nomar's Broken Heart 6.939 1 0
Team K Pts Dif
springfield isotopes 165 15 0
Cardbirds 146 14 1.5
Wittgensteins Bunnies 143 12.5 -1.5
hippo's sour mash 143 12.5 0
Los Colecos 128 11 3
Crackhouse Gang 126 9.5 -1
Phoenix Pivovari 126 9.5 -1
86 Team 124 8 -1
jbou Team 121 7 0
Van Gogh's Earache 114 6 0.5
Eppin' Outs 107 5 1.5
Rockport Rassafrass 106 4 -1.5
Depo Dodgers 96 3 -0.5
Nomar's Broken Heart 88 2 0
Gunboats 64 1 0
Team K-BB Pts Dif
Van Gogh's Earache 89 15 0
springfield isotopes 81 14 0
Wittgensteins Bunnies 78 13 0
hippo's sour mash 76 12 0
Cardbirds 70 11 3.5
86 Team 69 10 0
Los Colecos 67 9 1.5
Crackhouse Gang 64 7.5 -2.5
Eppin' Outs 64 7.5 3
jbou Team 57 6 1.5
Rockport Rassafrass 55 5 -5
Phoenix Pivovari 51 4 -2
Depo Dodgers 35 3 1.5
Gunboats 32 2 -1
Nomar's Broken Heart 27 1 -0.5
Team Kd9 Pts Dif
86 Team 8.05 15 0
Crackhouse Gang 7.71 14 1
Los Colecos 7.53 13 3
Van Gogh's Earache 7.42 12 0
springfield isotopes 7.41 11 0
Wittgensteins Bunnies 7.11 10 -4
Cardbirds 6.88 9 1
Nomar's Broken Heart 6.64 8 1
Gunboats 6.40 7 1
Rockport Rassafrass 6.29 6 -3
hippo's sour mash 6.26 5 1
Eppin' Outs 6.11 4 -1
Phoenix Pivovari 5.91 3 0
jbou Team 5.65 2 0
Depo Dodgers 4.94 1 0
Team S Pts Dif
Gunboats 33 15 0
Van Gogh's Earache 25 14 0
jbou Team 11 13 0
Rockport Rassafrass 10 12 2.5
86 Team 9 10.5 -1
Nomar's Broken Heart 9 10.5 -1
Depo Dodgers 7 9 -0.5
Eppin' Outs 6 7.5 3.5
springfield isotopes 6 7.5 0
hippo's sour mash 5 5.5 1.5
Crackhouse Gang 5 5.5 -2
Cardbirds 3 4 -2
Los Colecos 2 3 -1
Phoenix Pivovari 1 2 0
Wittgensteins Bunnies 0 1 0
Team W Pts Dif
Cardbirds 15 14.5 -0.5
jbou Team 15 14.5 2.5
Wittgensteins Bunnies 14 13 1
Rockport Rassafrass 13 12 0
Phoenix Pivovari 11 10 -2
hippo's sour mash 11 10 -2
86 Team 11 10 1
Depo Dodgers 8 7.5 1.5
Crackhouse Gang 8 7.5 0
Van Gogh's Earache 7 5.5 1
Los Colecos 7 5.5 -2
Nomar's Broken Heart 6 3.5 1.5
springfield isotopes 6 3.5 -1
Eppin' Outs 5 2 1
Gunboats 4 1 -2
Team WHIP Pts Dif
86 Team 1.197 15 0
hippo's sour mash 1.274 14 1
jbou Team 1.287 13 4
Rockport Rassafrass 1.292 12 4
Eppin' Outs 1.300 11 7
Cardbirds 1.304 10 -2
Van Gogh's Earache 1.308 9 2
Gunboats 1.356 8 -6
springfield isotopes 1.363 7 -3
Crackhouse Gang 1.367 6 -5
Wittgensteins Bunnies 1.425 5 0
Depo Dodgers 1.469 4 2
Los Colecos 1.484 3 -3
Phoenix Pivovari 1.573 2 -1
Nomar's Broken Heart 1.684 1 0

posted by corpse at 08:19 AM on April 30, 2004

This week jerseygirl inches closer to wfrazerjr after swapping positions with oliver crunk all week. High Riser: The Eppin' Outs gained an impressive 29 points this week, which is good considering that yerfatma lost 35 points last week. Talk about up and down. Falling Fast: Los Colecos gave up 26 points to the field. YukonGold falls back into the basement.

posted by corpse at 08:20 AM on April 30, 2004

NOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooo !

posted by YukonGold at 09:50 AM on April 30, 2004

I plan to keep going up and down, up and down until I'm near the finish line. And then boom!

posted by yerfatma at 10:55 AM on April 30, 2004

I predict I will make a grand total of ten moves all season.

posted by dusted at 12:01 PM on April 30, 2004

Just be thankful I didn't join your Sportsline league.

posted by rocketman at 01:29 PM on April 30, 2004

I'm getting a bunch of Armando Benitez trade offers between this league and the Yahoo league. I'd trade him in a heartbeat if I had any other reliable closers.

posted by dusted at 10:31 PM on April 30, 2004

confession: i get confused between the leagues.

posted by jerseygirl at 08:55 AM on May 01, 2004

Me too. Next year I'll just play one.

posted by dusted at 11:42 AM on May 01, 2004

I'm getting pretty good at doing two. Last year I did 4 which was way too much, but 2 fills the need pretty well. I like both of my teams, but I wish Rocco in the yahoo league wouldn't got 0fer8 in double headers.

posted by corpse at 11:53 AM on May 01, 2004

i still have to pay jeff. i keep forgetting.

posted by jerseygirl at 05:21 PM on May 01, 2004

I'm getting a bunch of Armando Benitez trade offers between this league and the Yahoo league. I just remembered that I put him on the block in the Yahoo league. That explains all the trade offers! *smacks head*

posted by dusted at 02:41 AM on May 02, 2004

I don't know if it was this league or the other one, but I offered Jim Edmonds for him and got shut down. I mean, damn!

posted by wfrazerjr at 03:07 PM on May 03, 2004

I offered someone for him. Furcal I think. Shot down with that one. Screw closers! I picked up Rafael Betancourt today, so at least I have a pitcher that might get a save chance. If I get 1 out of him I'll be surprised.

posted by corpse at 03:14 PM on May 03, 2004

hey jasonspaceman, tell your pal gunboats to share some of that save love! Here's what he's got: Cordero, Francisco 10 Graves, Danny 10 Rhodes, Arthur 6 Biddle, Rocky 5 Kolb, Danny 5 He could deal 3 of those guys and greatly better his team and give some of starved for saves a chance in that catagory.

posted by corpse at 03:18 PM on May 03, 2004

wfrazerjr, you don't need saves in the Yahoo league! You've got only one less than me.

posted by dusted at 04:54 PM on May 03, 2004

I have my reasons, baby ... :)

posted by wfrazerjr at 07:21 PM on May 03, 2004

Let's see... you plan to trade for a closer because the player you really want is on a team that needs saves. How did I do?

posted by dusted at 10:58 PM on May 03, 2004

Ummm, that's a good thought, but no, I really want Benitez for my team.

posted by wfrazerjr at 11:52 PM on May 03, 2004

I got a save last night!!!!!!!!!!!!! Against the sox even!

posted by corpse at 06:09 AM on May 04, 2004

I'm now tied with Pivo, and I'm gunning for Colecos.

posted by corpse at 07:38 AM on May 04, 2004

i'm so pissed at the red sox. hit something. HIT SOMETHING! ahhh... frustration with the baseball team... now i know summer is finally here!

posted by jerseygirl at 09:17 AM on May 04, 2004

Another another save last night! The indians are unstoppable.

posted by corpse at 07:45 AM on May 05, 2004

AAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

posted by jerseygirl at 08:25 AM on May 05, 2004

Uh, should we call the suicide hotline?

posted by dusted at 12:43 PM on May 05, 2004

if they lose tonight, perhaps. i'm not calling off the season, mind you, but jesus, hit something boston, hit something! offense offense offense!

posted by jerseygirl at 12:47 PM on May 05, 2004

I feel the same way. It's still too early to panic, but it hasn't been fun to watch. The A's have had some heartbreaking losses, especially last night's crap sandwich against the Yankees. We've always been able to count on great starting pitching, but not this season (although the "weak" spots, Harden and Redman, have been better than expected). The offense has been horrible and the game management by Macha, ummm... interesting.

posted by dusted at 01:38 PM on May 05, 2004

not to rain on boston's parade....but with nomar and trot out i'm really not all that suprised. last year all the slightly above average players had incredible seasons. there ain't going to be that kind of production again. it just can't be sustained. regardless, they're still hitting like shit.

posted by oliver_crunk at 03:42 PM on May 05, 2004

I hate nights when all my teams lose. Hey jerseygirl, when is Nomar coming back? At least my fantasy team might improve then.

posted by dusted at 12:33 AM on May 06, 2004

June.

posted by jerseygirl at 06:15 AM on May 06, 2004

Damn.

posted by dusted at 10:25 AM on May 06, 2004

He's taking it slow, which is fine. Nixon should be back this month. My concern, and this extends to Nixon too, is if its going to take a while for them to get back in the swing when they do come back.

posted by jerseygirl at 12:12 PM on May 06, 2004

Fine if you're a Red Sox fan... not fine if Nomar was your #1 fantasy team pick. Screw long term, I need hitting! I have a gift. By the second week of every season in every sport, I have four guys on the DL. It must be Doyle's Law.

posted by dusted at 12:31 PM on May 06, 2004

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