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January 12, 2004
SpoFi is letting me preview, but not post, to this thread. [error message inside]
You've gone and blown up the database! Maybe if you shortened your comment ... or break it into 3 or 10 separate comments. ;-)
posted by worldcup2002 at 05:11 PM on January 12, 2004
its been happening all day.
posted by garfield at 05:14 PM on January 12, 2004
I knew if I kept at it long enough, I'd break this Intermanet thing.
posted by jeffmshaw at 05:23 PM on January 12, 2004
happened to me too. jeff broke my web! waaaah!
posted by gspm at 05:29 PM on January 12, 2004
jeff done gone and messed up my web. But it looks like it's working again, dabgummit.
posted by worldcup2002 at 05:30 PM on January 12, 2004
my intermanet is broken then too, because i can't post to that thread either.
posted by jerseygirl at 06:19 PM on January 12, 2004
Happened to me too and all I tried to post was "ROFL"--without the quotes. But other threads are not an issue. Hummphm.
posted by billsaysthis at 06:24 PM on January 12, 2004
well we can't have you rofling all over the place.
posted by jerseygirl at 06:29 PM on January 12, 2004
I get this issue on this thread.
posted by bcb2k2 at 06:30 PM on January 12, 2004
its the u1k (user 1000) bug. we hadn't did the proper code conversions for 4-digit user numbers and now we're gone and broken the 'intermanet'. Emergency instructions for broken intermanet: please purchase an electric generator, seek higher elevations, check on elderly neighbors, keep your pets indoors, apply firm pressure to wounds, ration canned goods, store bottled water, wear multiple layers of loose-fitting warm clothing and for god's sake keep away from the windows.
posted by jerseygirl at 06:40 PM on January 12, 2004
I'm getting it the Clemens thread now. It wasn't that long a comment. Screw it, I'll post it here and cut/paste it later: This might increase the chance that Clemens goes into the HOF wearing a Red Sox cap. If he retired as a Yankee, I would have said it was a 50/50 chance of Yankee/Red Sox. But playing one more season like this might make that whole Yankee tenure look a little less important. And the Yankees screwed themselves out of a draft pick: by insisting he was going to retire, the Yankees didn't bother to offer him arbitration, meaning that they don't get a draft pick because he was signed by the Astros...offer the arbitration, and the Astros would have to give up a pick for 2004.
posted by grum@work at 08:19 PM on January 12, 2004
Y'all go ahead and post your rejected comments here. Let's see if it all turns into some sorta sports-Dadaist performance piece. It might even make sense. If that happens, I recommend throwing in some Monty Python or Simpsons quotes. That always sets things right.
posted by worldcup2002 at 09:40 PM on January 12, 2004
Well, I would post it, were it not for the complete rejection syndrome I'm forced to deal with now. Like, what I say isn't good enough, and stuff. *whimper*
posted by bcb2k2 at 10:07 PM on January 12, 2004
Bucking the Simpsons/Monty Python trend. Stewie: Well, I'd love to stay and chat, but you're a bitch.
posted by jerseygirl at 10:16 PM on January 12, 2004
I still can't post on Marino thread. Any thoughts??
posted by dales15 at 10:57 PM on January 12, 2004
ROFL
posted by billsaysthis at 11:03 PM on January 12, 2004
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posted by mkn at 03:15 AM on January 13, 2004
If that happens, I recommend throwing in some Monty Python or Simpsons quotes. That always sets things right. Or you could be extra meta and quote the nerds in the Simpsons quoting Monty Python and the Holy Grail: "We're the Knights Who Say Ni! Ni! Ni!" [ref]
posted by mkn at 04:15 AM on January 13, 2004
Damn, I should have paid more attention to this thread before posting a FPP. Odd how the lockerroom still works.
posted by jasonspaceman at 07:02 AM on January 13, 2004
The only logical explanation for all of this: Someone set us up the bomb.
posted by wfrazerjr at 08:29 AM on January 13, 2004
this is annoying. its happening again today. why, oh why, can't I post?
posted by garfield at 09:18 AM on January 13, 2004
it's some coup to get us to do work at work.
posted by jerseygirl at 09:40 AM on January 13, 2004
f that noise.
posted by garfield at 09:50 AM on January 13, 2004
Can I take this opportunity to thank the space cadet for his link, which was most.....stimulating.
posted by Fat Buddha at 10:05 AM on January 13, 2004
is MeFi down?
posted by jerseygirl at 10:11 AM on January 13, 2004
This is no good, every comment in every post gets munged. We need to hope the administrators!
posted by vito90 at 10:12 AM on January 13, 2004
This plus Metafilter is down, isn't that one of the signs spoken about in Revelations?
posted by vito90 at 10:14 AM on January 13, 2004
What you say??!
posted by rocketman at 10:21 AM on January 13, 2004
vito, I believe the passage is Rev 4:20. Is there common ownership or something? Someone not pay the server bill? Is it the member1k bug?
posted by garfield at 10:22 AM on January 13, 2004
so... you like... stuff?
posted by jerseygirl at 10:35 AM on January 13, 2004
stuff is cool.
posted by garfield at 10:40 AM on January 13, 2004
Well at least MeFi is back - but still can't post to SpoFi. Homer J. - "Ooh, I love your magazine. Especially the 'Enrich Your Wordpower' section. I think it's really...really... really...good."
posted by vito90 at 11:42 AM on January 13, 2004
"The doctor said I wouldn't get so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger outta there"
posted by bcb2k2 at 11:56 AM on January 13, 2004
"My cat's breath smells like cat food."
posted by grum@work at 11:57 AM on January 13, 2004
it tastes like BURNING.
posted by forksclovetofu at 12:06 PM on January 13, 2004
Dear Miss Hoover, you have Lyme disease. We miss you. ...Here's a drawing of a spirochete. Love, Ralph
posted by vito90 at 12:10 PM on January 13, 2004
speaking of simpsons... has anyone played 'simpsons hit and run' for gamecube/ps2/xbox? what did you think of it? maybe i'm so jaded by overly stylized games, but it was boring as all hell.
posted by jerseygirl at 12:20 PM on January 13, 2004
I was wrestlin' wolves back when you were at your mothers teat.
posted by goddam at 12:44 PM on January 13, 2004
Thank you for coming! I'll see you in hell!
posted by bcb2k2 at 12:53 PM on January 13, 2004
mmmm.....revelation at 4:20
posted by smithers at 12:56 PM on January 13, 2004
hehe - "smithers" -"He's a love machine, sir."
posted by vito90 at 01:00 PM on January 13, 2004
this has been a terrible day. no spofi.
posted by jerseygirl at 02:20 PM on January 13, 2004
I would so love to be a bobblehead.
posted by rocketman at 02:59 PM on January 13, 2004
I will say what you are all thinking: The Baby Touchdown Jebus is crying.
posted by billsaysthis at 03:06 PM on January 13, 2004
There's no reason we couldn't just start posting in here ... ... until the SpoFi gets fixed, that is. When things get rough on the field, take it to the Locker Room.
posted by worldcup2002 at 03:08 PM on January 13, 2004
fine. I think Clemens and Pettitte are too close.
posted by jerseygirl at 03:20 PM on January 13, 2004
I thought 'simpsons hit and run' was fun, but I may be jaded from playing too many shitty Simpsons games in the past.
posted by yerfatma at 03:21 PM on January 13, 2004
The server administrators have been contacted. Why am I not surprised that this occurs as I am neck-deep in another coding problem with a different site? My parents were right. I should have pursued a career in exotic dance.
posted by rcade at 03:30 PM on January 13, 2004
i can post! it works.
posted by jerseygirl at 03:38 PM on January 13, 2004
rcade - I'm waving a dollar at you, c'mon over here...
posted by vito90 at 04:18 PM on January 13, 2004
hey, when did this become pornfilter.com?
posted by billsaysthis at 04:44 PM on January 13, 2004
I almost made a joke about the 'verboten' topic-filter.com, but fortunately did not. Whoohoo, way to go tact and discretion!
posted by hincandenza at 06:51 PM on January 13, 2004
I feel dirty.
posted by garfield at 08:45 AM on January 14, 2004
I feel pretty.
posted by dfleming at 08:53 PM on January 15, 2004
And witty. No one tell Jeremy Shockey.
posted by jeffmshaw at 09:41 PM on January 15, 2004
I'm pissed. Am I allowed to rage?
posted by dusted at 10:58 PM on January 15, 2004
Go right ahead.
posted by rocketman at 08:35 AM on January 16, 2004
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