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October 07, 2003
SpoFi Fantasy EPL Week 8. Mossy still tops the table. Can we hear more about footballers getting shot in the bum? Whatever happened to that bottle?
You know who jumps a spot... Undoubtedly Crappy Table and more inside...
posted by lilnemo to navel gazing at 12:52 PM - 25 comments
| Rank | Team | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | Total |
| 1 | Mossy Athletic | 61.59 | 77.44 | 58.01 | 55.81 | 92.86 | 81.93 | 50.09 | 89.43 | 567.16 |
| 2 | Church of Francesco Totti | 0 | 117.99 | 53.17 | 74.85 | 101.58 | 50.23 | 49.43 | 47.87 | 495.12 |
| 3 | Atlanta Untitled | 65.21 | 46.81 | 42.88 | 51.47 | 87.82 | 28.48 | 72.68 | 78.48 | 473.83 |
| 4 | Prevaricators United | 66.5 | 31.84 | 50.2 | 24.93 | 79.13 | 42.21 | 68.51 | 86.52 | 449.84 |
| 5 | BillSaysThis | 31.71 | 25.94 | 33.02 | 62.68 | 91.62 | 67.6 | 52.43 | 74.03 | 439.03 |
| 6 | BABGi | 61.49 | 33.13 | 40.24 | 52.97 | 66.19 | 67.29 | 39.84 | 58.6 | 419.75 |
| 7 | Bosiak Bashers | 39.9 | 40.25 | 23.32 | 54.24 | 58.14 | 41.87 | 104.31 | 53.31 | 415.34 |
| 8 | Blammos | 13.91 | 30.72 | 33.59 | 70.86 | 63.23 | 35.43 | 51.68 | 105.8 | 405.22 |
| 9 | sauril | 64.55 | 77.95 | 46.59 | 35.41 | 47.54 | 16.55 | 58.4 | 56.97 | 403.96 |
| 10 | mbd1's Scrub Subs | 38.96 | 54.5 | 13.33 | 45.89 | 61.51 | 72.62 | 67.65 | 47.26 | 401.72 |
| 11 | Misanthropic Academicals | 58.23 | 55.46 | 43.14 | 22.64 | 109.15 | 34.42 | 47.07 | 20.74 | 390.85 |
| 12 | Docile Nonces | 0 | 52.41 | 13.72 | 16.53 | 60.03 | 17.84 | 119.81 | 86.35 | 366.69 |
| 13 | 37 Push Ups | 39.16 | 57.81 | 43.05 | 16.08 | 60.24 | 15.47 | 61.87 | 48.79 | 342.47 |
| 14 | Spacemen | 58.01 | 31.15 | .09 | 48.27 | 57.85 | 26.76 | 10.47 | 30.47 | 263.07 |
posted by lilnemo at 12:53 PM on October 07, 2003
I'm keeping track of Stats for the end of the season awards (to be named later- email suggestions if ya gott'em), I'd give better break downs but I got Yahoo update duty, whereas taupe has, well taupe doesn't have yahoo. Nonetheless, bells and whistles coming soon!
posted by lilnemo at 12:58 PM on October 07, 2003
Oh. Ahem! Let the trash-talk begin!
posted by lilnemo at 12:58 PM on October 07, 2003
Wow, nemo, talking to yourself and it isn't even a basketball thread. I'm impressed! Since you seem to enjoy this, can you add a column to the table showing last week's position for each team?
posted by billsaysthis at 01:40 PM on October 07, 2003
You forgot to add a ! to the end of my team's name. Some of my players were very upset, not to mention the fans.
posted by StarFucker at 01:46 PM on October 07, 2003
Fair enough Fooker you get an exclamation... and a pony.
posted by lilnemo at 02:00 PM on October 07, 2003
By the by, I'm working on the past ranking bill, check back next Tuesday.
posted by lilnemo at 02:01 PM on October 07, 2003
lilnemo: Good work! I look forward to the bells and whistles. Prevaricators Utd. manager comments: "We're sitting fourth and nobody expected us to be there at any stage of the season. "It's been a good start and there's a good vibe around the club. Now we have to keep that going." (actually, Fulham mgr Chris Coleman said that.) btw, another "alleged serious sexual assault" case in, of all places, Leeds. Leeds United Football Club is assisting in the case. I am shocked!
posted by worldcup2002 at 02:48 PM on October 07, 2003
And watch out for the Fooker!
posted by worldcup2002 at 02:48 PM on October 07, 2003
Are you guys watching out?! 
posted by StarFucker at 02:17 PM on October 09, 2003
I get the camel (dromedary?) and the kangaroo. What's the middle one? Capybara? Tapir? Desert rat?
posted by worldcup2002 at 02:25 PM on October 09, 2003
Javelina/Collared Peccary? (I think the javelina/cp's legs and snout are narrower than those of the the sign icon.) But the capybara is apparently a tropical jungle animal, not of the desert. I am perplexed.
posted by worldcup2002 at 02:42 PM on October 09, 2003
Wombats! (I finally went to the source site for the image.)
posted by worldcup2002 at 02:46 PM on October 09, 2003
Jeez...you didn't even give me time to reply.
posted by StarFucker at 02:51 PM on October 09, 2003
Is Newcastle playing Fulham on the 15th or not?!
posted by StarFucker at 04:52 PM on October 09, 2003
According to Soccernet, they are. Well, at least, as of today.
posted by worldcup2002 at 06:29 PM on October 09, 2003
Soccernet's wrong. It's being played Tuesday night, the 21st.
posted by taupe at 10:07 PM on October 09, 2003
Good. That way none of you plonkers will be getting free points. Hahahaha.
posted by worldcup2002 at 12:46 AM on October 10, 2003
Shit... Stupid Yahoo.
posted by StarFucker at 08:24 AM on October 10, 2003
So sad my captain had to go off for recovery, bye bye Mr. Owen, hello Mr. Anelka.
posted by billsaysthis at 09:34 PM on October 11, 2003
Liverpool is fucked...
posted by StarFucker at 01:58 PM on October 13, 2003
No way, Fucker, I heard a rumor that Houllier called you to come over for a trial and that he's going to put you in for Murphy and Neil Mellor will sub at striker. Aren't you supposed to be on a planeright now?
posted by billsaysthis at 03:54 PM on October 13, 2003
I have 5 goals in 5 games...thats better than Heskey. Where is my ticket?
posted by StarFucker at 03:56 PM on October 13, 2003
Who's got Gerard's mobile number?
posted by billsaysthis at 07:20 PM on October 13, 2003
Hey, that PremierLeague.com fantasy league continues to kick yahoo's ass! I just found this cool View Graph feature that lets you plot the fortunes of three teams in your league based on gamewk points or gamewk rank or overall rank or team value. (The link lives below table on our League page.) As an example, I plotted my Red Dragons against the Fooker's Blammo's and taupe's Mucus. This is so cool. It'll be esp. great at the end of the season for charting my inexorable rise to the commanding heights of the championship. It would've been a great feature for charting last year's coup. (Sorry, Fooker.) Note: I know this is the yahoo league thread, but it's the only one that's still on the locker room main pg and I didn't want to start a new post. I'll link to this again from next week's PremierLeague thread, when it gets posted.
posted by worldcup2002 at 10:28 PM on October 16, 2003