September 30, 2003

Yahoo Fantasy EPL Week 7. Or is it? I had hoped to post the superflous "Crappy table inside" but Yahoo, in their infinite brilliance has scored us all a fat zero for Week 7.
Rest assured the crappy table for Week 7 will be posted here once said results are given on Wahoo...

posted by lilnemo to navel gazing at 12:02 PM - 41 comments

You can edit your team for Week 8 but still no results for Week 7.

posted by lilnemo at 12:04 PM on September 30, 2003

What the hell is going on!?

posted by StarFucker at 12:13 PM on September 30, 2003

I have no idea..

posted by lilnemo at 12:14 PM on September 30, 2003

This is the beauty and majesty of the Yahoo Fantasy League.

posted by worldcup2002 at 12:19 PM on September 30, 2003

Indeed.

posted by lilnemo at 12:26 PM on September 30, 2003

Hey, they fixed it! And lilnemo scored the most points! And I moved up a place! Oh yes.

posted by worldcup2002 at 01:40 PM on September 30, 2003

Good Lord!@

posted by StarFucker at 01:58 PM on September 30, 2003

Church of Totti seems to be...tottering.

posted by billsaysthis at 01:59 PM on September 30, 2003

...And the Dark Horse comes roaring down the stretch!!
...To take second to last place. Sweet Victory is Mine!

posted by lilnemo at 02:59 PM on September 30, 2003

For those who must know yes I stuck will Van Nistelrooy. But I also made a gambit with Watson. Steve Watson. Thanks for the 42.82 pts Steve!
Lucky punter...

posted by lilnemo at 03:02 PM on September 30, 2003

Post the table already, lilnemo.

posted by worldcup2002 at 03:27 PM on September 30, 2003

RankTeam1234567Total
1Mossy Athletic61.5977.4458.0155.8192.8681.9350.09477.73
2Church of Francesco Totti0117.9953.1774.85101.5850.2349.43447.25
3Atlanta Untitled65.2146.8142.8851.4787.8228.4872.68395.35
4Misanthropic Academicals58.2355.4643.1422.64109.1534.4247.07370.11
5BillSaysThis31.7125.9433.0262.6891.6267.652.43365
6Prevaricators United66.531.8450.224.9379.1342.2168.51363.32
7Bosiak Bashers39.940.2523.3254.2458.1441.87104.31
8BABGi61.4933.1340.2452.9766.1967.2939.84361.15
9mbd1's Scrub Subs38.9654.513.3345.8961.5172.6267.65354.46
10sauril64.5577.9546.5935.4147.5416.5558.4346.99
11Blammos13.9130.7233.5970.8663.2335.4351.68299.42
1237 Push Ups39.1657.8143.0516.0860.2415.4761.87293.68
13Docile Nonces052.4113.7216.5360.0317.84119.81280.34
14Spacemen58.0131.15.0948.2757.8526.7610.47232.6

posted by lilnemo at 04:18 PM on September 30, 2003

RankTeam1234567Total
1Mossy Athletic61.5977.4458.0155.8192.8681.9350.09477.73
2Church of Francesco Totti0117.9953.1774.85101.5850.2349.43447.25
3Atlanta Untitled65.2146.8142.8851.4787.8228.4872.68395.35
4Misanthropic Academicals58.2355.4643.1422.64109.1534.4247.07370.11
5BillSaysThis31.7125.9433.0262.6891.6267.652.43365
6Prevaricators United66.531.8450.224.9379.1342.2168.51363.32
7Bosiak Bashers39.940.2523.3254.2458.1441.87104.31362.03
8BABGi61.4933.1340.2452.9766.1967.2939.84361.15
9mbd1's Scrub Subs38.9654.513.3345.8961.5172.6267.65354.46
10sauril64.5577.9546.5935.4147.5416.5558.4346.99
11Blammos13.9130.7233.5970.8663.2335.4351.68299.42
1237 Push Ups39.1657.8143.0516.0860.2415.4761.87293.68
13Docile Nonces052.4113.7216.5360.0317.84119.81280.34
14Spacemen58.0131.15.0948.2757.8526.7610.47232.6

posted by lilnemo at 04:18 PM on September 30, 2003

I'm seeing double.

posted by worldcup2002 at 04:31 PM on September 30, 2003

You wants your table you gets your table.

posted by lilnemo at 04:31 PM on September 30, 2003

Just one per week is fine. But at the end of the season, I'm expecting a post that lists all the tables from week one to the final week. That way we can see my rise and fall and rise again to the top of the league! Bwahahahahaha!

posted by worldcup2002 at 04:43 PM on September 30, 2003

Done and Done.

posted by lilnemo at 04:44 PM on September 30, 2003

I'm pissed.

posted by StarFucker at 04:48 PM on September 30, 2003

WC, I think that a complex line graph is more appropriate if someone will take the time in Excel. and by someone I don't mean me, that's for sure.

posted by billsaysthis at 05:42 PM on September 30, 2003

I've done it before. But not again. Hahahahaha.

posted by worldcup2002 at 07:33 PM on September 30, 2003

Whats wrong with this table?

posted by StarFucker at 09:13 PM on September 30, 2003

Nothing. bill is talking about something else. Starting here. Try to keep up, old man.

posted by worldcup2002 at 11:40 PM on September 30, 2003

That link leads to nowhere....old man.

posted by StarFucker at 01:07 AM on October 01, 2003

It leads up to my comment, which bill was responding to, you blind man. Read, man, Read! Turn on your voice text reader and use the old ear horn!

posted by worldcup2002 at 09:56 AM on October 01, 2003

WC, don't blame him, it's all those Cubs fans screaming in his ear. Good thing SF loves baseball so much.

posted by billsaysthis at 11:09 AM on October 01, 2003

It's really sad, watching the Fooker slowly waste away like that.

posted by worldcup2002 at 11:36 AM on October 01, 2003

Fucking Cubs...i hope they hurry up and lose so i can live in fucking peace...

posted by StarFucker at 12:17 PM on October 01, 2003

I believe I shall be moving up this week. Three scorers, one matchwinner, an assist and a clean sheet. Yes.

posted by worldcup2002 at 02:37 PM on October 04, 2003

Yahoo goes crazy again. Did you see (on our league page) that most of us have scored at least 200 pts this week? Crazy.

posted by worldcup2002 at 11:38 AM on October 05, 2003

Never mind. They just fixed it. It also looks like I have moved up a couple of notches to #4. I'm watching bill and BABGi because they both have players from Chelsea (who played today), but it looks like I may keep the #4 spot for at least this week. I feel like Peter Reid.

posted by worldcup2002 at 11:50 AM on October 05, 2003

Crespo shoots and scores!

posted by billsaysthis at 01:57 PM on October 05, 2003

Sadly, Mr. Owen had several shots and yet did not score. WTF was he doing trying to block that clearance shot?!?!?!

posted by billsaysthis at 01:59 PM on October 05, 2003

More Liverpool misery: Young star John Otsemobor (on loan to Hull City) shot in the ass.

posted by worldcup2002 at 05:25 PM on October 05, 2003

You have to admit, it's funny.

posted by Fat Buddha at 05:43 PM on October 05, 2003

20 year olds should not be out drinking, especially late, especially ones who hope to figure in any matches.

posted by billsaysthis at 07:42 PM on October 05, 2003

Here come the Blammos!

posted by StarFucker at 10:01 PM on October 05, 2003

They said "buttocks", not ass...

posted by StarFucker at 10:42 PM on October 05, 2003

Which one is funnier?

posted by worldcup2002 at 10:55 PM on October 05, 2003

Well... Getting shot must be pretty fucking scary... I don't really know which one is funnier. Buttocks is a funny word though...

posted by StarFucker at 11:27 PM on October 05, 2003

A Liverpool player getting shot up the arse while out on the piss is funny. Trust me.

posted by Fat Buddha at 02:27 AM on October 06, 2003

Arse, errr, ass, it is!

posted by worldcup2002 at 01:22 AM on October 07, 2003

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