April 28, 2003

MLS Fantasy League Week 3 Leader: Not StarFucker! [more inside]

posted by pfuller to navel gazing at 04:50 PM - 15 comments

RankTeam NameSpoFi NameTotal PointsLast Week
1big pervpfuller1205495
2Bosiak Bashersetrader91070365
3ufezUfez Jones1010335
4The Torn ACLsjpoulos935460
5Dangling Titsworldcup2002925275
6The Scampi of Doomkafkaesque890230
7Zulu Armysquealy800200
8Mad RrheaSF's friend Paul790200
9Turnip SurpriseBigCalm685125
10Spacemenjasonspaceman680205
11Atlanta Arsenaltrox645200
12StarFookersStarFucker615140
13Trendelmaniacsttrendel590340
1437 Push Upscorpse490180
15BABGSF's friend Andy260260
16hardtimes inwestphoeckeric235235
17Cash City Rockers205205
18Abuna FC00
Table format courtesy of corpse.

posted by pfuller at 04:52 PM on April 28, 2003

We have two new teams this week, so welcome to Cash City Rockers and Abuna FC (let me know who you are and I'll add your names later). StarFucker, have Paul and Andy joined SpoFi? It seems somewhat uncomfortable posting this thread while in the lead, so I will try to rectify that situation ASAP.

posted by pfuller at 04:59 PM on April 28, 2003

Abuna FC is my friend also. I'm not sure which one of them joined Sportsfilter yet. I know etrader9 has as you have probably seen some of his comments.

posted by StarFucker at 05:05 PM on April 28, 2003

Well, I've begun to plummet already. Don't they play rookies in the MLS?

posted by squealy at 05:32 PM on April 28, 2003

Well some idiot who forgets to put the "L" into clash couldn't possibly be me could it? 205 in one week. Is that good?

posted by Fat Buddha at 05:46 PM on April 28, 2003

This just in from tomorrow's NY Times Arts section: "The "table", by pfuller, while bracing in its directness and simplicity, somehow lacks the power and elegance demonstrated by tables created by corpse. The lack of a light-grey cell bg color behind the individual team listing reduces the impact that would have resulted from that signature corpseian highlighting trick. A commendable effort by the student that, in failing to grasp such subtleties, throws greater attention on the work of the master." btw, Welcome FB, you drunken dyslexic illiterate! In other news, I am perplexed to note that, by some freak of nature, The Torn ACLs are suspended over my Dangling Tits.

posted by worldcup2002 at 06:49 PM on April 28, 2003

And pfuller, kudos on the #1 and the table. ;-)

posted by worldcup2002 at 06:52 PM on April 28, 2003

Don't listen to that pantywaist water chestnut, pfuller, good job. He's just pissed that he's wasted the last 7 months not building similar tables. And don't sweat doing it while you're in first, better than having nobody do it at all.

posted by Ufez Jones at 08:56 PM on April 28, 2003

Yes, pfuller, it still is better than my primitive stone carvings. And thanks for taking the initiative, unlike the rest of us lazy donkeys.

posted by worldcup2002 at 09:25 PM on April 28, 2003

My fault, worldcup, I mean NY Times Arts Section. I used bgcolor in the tr instead of the td on every other row, resulting in this on different browsers/platforms: The student will learn from his mistakes. :-) *notes that Safari might not be the best browser to preview his html*

posted by pfuller at 09:37 PM on April 28, 2003

Damn. That would've kicked corpse's ass. There's always next time!

posted by worldcup2002 at 09:44 PM on April 28, 2003

It's not laziness wc2002. It's complete incomprehension. Good job though pfuller.

posted by squealy at 02:37 AM on April 29, 2003

Two new teams: Deez Nutz and CF Gibson. Hello, and who are ya? (info needed for the next super fancy table that hopefully renders correctly in all browsers. if it doesn't, everyone will just have to take the path of least resistance and switch. ;-)

posted by pfuller at 02:09 PM on April 30, 2003

Deez Nutz....ha!

posted by StarFucker at 02:38 PM on April 30, 2003

I've skyrocketed up the standings this week.

posted by corpse at 09:20 AM on May 05, 2003

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