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| Name: | Skot Kurruk |
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| Member since: | January 29, 2002 |
| Last visit: | December 23, 2010 |
Skot has posted 2 links and 40 comments to SportsFilter and 0 links and 0 comments to the Locker Room.
Bill Bavasi, helping:: "They may not know how to play the game well, they may not know how to hold each other accountable, they may not know how to fight hard," he said. "But they are playing hard. They are trying hard." It's June 5, y'all, and the Mariners . . . looking good!
posted by Skot to baseball at 01:37 PM on June 05, 2008 - 12 comments
ALL SHOUTING, ALL THE TIME!: Joe Bartnick claims to have the "biggest balls in sports." Perhaps they are obscuring his punctuation keys. Hey, fans: Joe is avaliable for private and corporate events!
posted by Skot to other at 11:58 AM on February 25, 2002 - 2 comments
Cheer! The Yankees are about to make the World Series relevant again after five long years of other pointless cities playing!
posted by Skot at 02:55 PM on October 26, 2009
Unsurprisingly, he's getting absolutely torched in the comments.
posted by Skot at 05:09 PM on September 09, 2009
She was not allowed to spike a volleyball. Or pitch a softball. Or smack a forehand down the line. Or run in a 5-footer for double bogey.
Now, that's deprivation.
*buries face in hands*
posted by Skot at 04:51 PM on September 09, 2009
Go, Roger, go! That was great.
posted by Skot at 05:23 PM on August 28, 2008
Looks like someones sacasim detector is on the fritz.
I guess. If so, my apologies.
posted by Skot at 04:54 PM on August 11, 2008
At least we know he's clean and not using any performance enhancing drugs, right?
Right?
Boy, this sure sounds snotty. Am I missing something? Do you have some evidence or allegations to give us? Anything other than just sneering?
posted by Skot at 12:00 PM on August 11, 2008
Crash Davis: I never told him to stay out of your bed. Annie Savoy: You most certainly did. Crash Davis: I never told him to stay out of your bed. Annie Savoy: Yes you did. Crash Davis: I told him that a player on a streak has to respect the streak. Annie Savoy: Oh fine. Crash Davis: You know why? Because they don't - -they don't happen very often. Annie Savoy: Right. Crash Davis: If you believe you're playing well because you're getting laid, or because you're not getting laid, or because you wear women's underwear, then you ARE! And you should know that! Not really the idea behind the article, but . . . well, frankly, I basically am incapable of expressing myself without quotes from The Simpsons or Bull Durham.
posted by Skot at 01:36 AM on July 18, 2008
Remember Junior sliding into home ahead of the throw to beat the Yankees in 95? 
Almost every day now.
posted by Skot at 04:26 PM on June 05, 2008
Deep, Hannibal. Except for the part where I don't know what you're talking about.
posted by Skot at 10:02 AM on May 28, 2008
Aaaaand, inevitably: Ex-Rams player sues Pats for SB XXXVI loss
posted by Skot at 04:54 PM on February 15, 2008
Even if this article hadn't been as darkly hilarious as it was, the hang-gliding anecdote alone would have made it worthwhile.
posted by Skot at 03:03 PM on June 14, 2007
posted by Skot at 12:20 PM on May 17, 2007
I'm pretty sure "assclown" was coined by Mike Judge for Office Space.
posted by Skot at 12:40 PM on March 29, 2007
I'm here to help! "The gay lifestyle is for me," said James Miller, an Oklahoma City father of four who recently moved to Provincetown, MA, to pursue a career in bath-house management. "When I was a family man, I constantly had to worry about things like taking the kids to Little League practice, paying for their braces, and remembering my wife's birthday. But now that I'm gay, I'm finally free to focus all my energy on having non-stop, mind-blowing anal sex."
posted by Skot at 01:37 PM on February 15, 2007
World Cups Awarded to Russia in 2018, Qatar in 2022
Heh. A friend pointed out that when you load in "Qatar World Cup" into Google and then start typing "a" it autocompletes to "Qatar World Cup alcohol." Stay thirsty, my friends.