Recent Comments by cheemo13

Eric Wynalda's 'Eff You' to American Soccer

We have a bottom tier of U.S. soccer?

posted by cheemo13 at 01:00 PM on May 30, 2012

Jose Molina makes batters very angry.

Pretty good stuff. As my Braves are in Tampa this weekend I'll be taking a closer look...and I can't say the Braves have never benefited from framing.

posted by cheemo13 at 09:41 AM on May 18, 2012

Tiger Seal

I didn't know you just drop what you are doing and join The Navy Seals. Do you have to sign a waiver or something?

posted by cheemo13 at 12:50 PM on March 01, 2012

Sandusky Was Teaching Boys How To Shower

Oh...ok. All is well then.

posted by cheemo13 at 11:36 AM on December 16, 2011

New Maryland Uniforms Shock and Awe

When I flipped it on I thought an NFL Europe game broke out.

posted by cheemo13 at 01:55 PM on September 06, 2011

Fake Alabama-Auburn Tickets Lure Deadbeat Parents

haha...very good

posted by cheemo13 at 01:34 PM on August 06, 2011

Bubba Smith dies at 66

One my favorite things..."We believe you guys so we won't dispute ya but if you're lyin to us we'll come back and shoot ya, word"

City Under Siege

posted by cheemo13 at 10:12 AM on August 04, 2011

Meet the Michael Jordan of Bulls

I saw a documentary on a bull called Bodacious about 10 years ago. This bull's signature move was to get the rider to lean forward and then the bull would jerk his head up and smash the rider's face. And this was before all the safety equipment riders wear now. I think only 8 or 12 guys rode him long enough to get a score and some wouldn't get on him if that's the bull they drew.

posted by cheemo13 at 11:21 AM on July 23, 2011

Boy Sent Home for Wearing Steelers Jersey

This kids parents are morons. Way to teach him. "Just do whatever you want son, we'll back you up. You don't need to follow the rules." It was real easy...Seahawks or uniform. Now the kid and his dumbass parents probably ruined it for everyone else.

posted by cheemo13 at 11:15 AM on January 15, 2011

Unheralded Giants Reach World Series

As a Braves fan I couldn't be happier with the results of both league championships. The Yankees and Phillies out of it.

posted by cheemo13 at 10:11 AM on October 24, 2010

Should We Watch Football?

But casual fans can abandon a sport, as happened to boxing in my lifetime,

But I think boxing was abandoned because it became less violent. Especially in the heavy weight division. The matches have become hugfests instead of two men punching each other.

As far as the NFL, what is the league supposed to do? Make tackling illegal?

I see the reason to institute some rule changes for malicious shots to the head but sometimes it just happens during play. In some cases the offensive player is \"to blame\" for the shot to the head.

posted by cheemo13 at 10:06 AM on October 24, 2010

Derek Lee headed to Atlanta

Even if it is, how far will they get facing the likes of Cincinnati, San Diego, Philadelphia, San Francisco, or St. Louis?

Braves have winning records against each of these teams except the Cards.

posted by cheemo13 at 05:31 PM on August 19, 2010

Goodell: We Don't Need 4 Preseason Games

I think it would be a good idea if the NFL, owners, and players union concentrate on getting their shit together and making a deal before worrying about how many preseason and regular season games are to be played.

posted by cheemo13 at 10:26 AM on June 19, 2010

US Comes Back to Tie Slovenia 1-1

Even the New York Times blogger admitted it was a dive.

Who gives a shit what the New York Times blogger has to say about it?

posted by cheemo13 at 05:07 PM on June 18, 2010

High School Hires Female Football Coach

Are Wesley Snipes and Woody Harrelson on the team?

posted by cheemo13 at 04:55 PM on May 10, 2010

Former Giants Outfielder Admits Steroid Use

Who the hell is Marvin Benard?

posted by cheemo13 at 07:08 PM on April 12, 2010

Federer Outlasts Roddick in Longest Wimbledon Final Ever

I can't believe how much Federer owns Roddick. I had my hopes up, but when Federer came back in the second set tie break down 5-1, I knew it would be another slam for him.

posted by cheemo13 at 07:20 PM on July 05, 2009

Texas cop delays Texans RB Moats at hospital as mother-in-law dies

I expect that in the end cooler heads will prevail, all sides will apologize for the incident, and everyone will move on with their lives.

Moats doesn't have anything to apologize for. Is he supposed to be sorry for trying to get to the hospital to see a family member before she died??? Or that he didn't pull over in a timely manner?

posted by cheemo13 at 03:56 PM on March 27, 2009

Covenant School seeks forfeit of 100-0 win over Dallas Academy

The learning disabled angle reminded me of the football game in which a team allowed a mentally handicapped player to score, knowing how much it would mean to that player.

From what I've read these are kids that have ADD (which means my kid can't keep his shit together to pay attention in class so he/she has "ADD"), dyslexia, and the like. It's not like they are special needs kids that have autism and things like that. 100-0, sure that's over the top but the ass whipping was because the losing team was inferior. Don't get me wrong, the winning coach should called off the dogs but I hope this doesn't turn into the winners beat up on the handicap kids.

posted by cheemo13 at 06:22 PM on January 23, 2009

PETA withdraws offer to Vick

Anyone ever seen that HBO documentary about the woman who runs PETA? I can't remember her name off the top of my head but as far as psychopaths go she could give Vick a run for his money.

posted by cheemo13 at 07:28 PM on January 22, 2009

Sonics are Oklahoma City-bound

I wonder what the players think. We're moving to OK City. YAY!!!!!!!!!!!! or SHIT!!!!!

posted by cheemo13 at 10:18 PM on July 03, 2008

Are you ready for some football?....Sit Down!

"Drunk Fan Gets Arrested At Arrowhead" "Family Gets Ousted From Chiefs Game For Not Controlling Child" Which headline does everyone think is preferred? When I see the first I'm not sure if I would give it a second glance and just think some guy got a little too out of control. On the second one, I'm reading that article to see exactly what happened. It's almost like the drunk guy gets a pass. Parents who can't controll their children should think twice about where they take them. Games...Airplanes...Restaurants...Movies...maybe stay at home and read some parenting books. I know that's harsh but that's just how I feel. Also, what exactly is "harassment of visiting teams fans"? If it's giving them some shit for cheering for the visiting team, they should expect that. If these fans have the balls to wear the opposing teams jersey and cheer for the away team they should expect to take some from the home fans. Iv'e been to plenty of games away and cheer for my home teams. I enjoy the harassment. It's part of the game. Off topic...Why do some people go to games and wear a jersey or something else of a team that's not even playing? Has everyone seen this or is it just because I live (and am from) Atlanta where everyone is a transplant. I think I'll wear my Steelers jersey to the Falcons, Panthers game. Makes no sense.

posted by cheemo13 at 01:09 PM on July 02, 2008

AFI names its top 10 sports movies

Field of dreams would be number one on my list posted by justgary at 3:13 PM CST on June 19 Field of Dreams was ranked under the fantasy catagory according to AFI.

posted by cheemo13 at 04:24 PM on June 19, 2008

Five Greatest Fictional TV Bowlers

I told those fucks down at the league office a thousand times that I don't roll on Shabbos!

posted by cheemo13 at 01:32 PM on March 04, 2008

The American Revolution continues in London

"In soccer there are no breaks in play until halftime, unlike football which has a lot of commercial breaks including the three timeouts for each team. And for basketball, each team has 5 timeouts I think, but they do a lot of running back and forth, so they got the endurance for soccer." Scars, I can see your point here but how about when a soccer match is put on hold for 5 minutes while a player lays on the ground like his leg is going to fall off because he got his shoe lace, or boot lace if you prefer, stepped on. I'm just saying that soccer has it's breaks also. It's not just straight running back and forth for 45 minutes each half.

posted by cheemo13 at 08:48 AM on January 24, 2008