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posted by justgary to football at 01:32 AM - 17 comments
It may be across the pond, but the Dolphins will still play like spotted dick. Is that some kind of British thing that an ignorant American wouldn't get?
posted by kyrilmitch_76 at 06:12 AM on October 26
As Casey Stengel once said ... you could look it up.
posted by wfrazerjr at 06:45 AM on October 26
No it isn't a British thing, he was referring to Dick Cheney's liver spots. He's old and has a bad ticker, while he can handle canned hunts, I'd hate to see what would happen if he went up against a 350 lbs lineman.
posted by apoch at 07:29 AM on October 26
I can tell you right now: the lineman would disappear off to Guantanamo Bay for the next seven years, and Cheney would shoot a lawyer in the face to celebrate this triumph of freedom and democracy. And, not to quibble, but to say the Phins have been playing like steamed pudding is an insult to steamed pudding everywhere.
posted by The_Black_Hand at 09:04 AM on October 26
Even this Royays fan has to admit that it must suck to be a Dolphins fan right now. I have picked them to score the least points in every game this season in NFL Pick-em, and have been right more times than I have been wrong.
posted by hawkguy at 10:23 AM on October 26
How much buzz is the Dolphins/Giants game even generating in London?
posted by ksb122 at 10:50 AM on October 26
I live in the heart of Patriots country and I had a customer come in with a dolphins hat on yesterday and I really had to fight not to say something (what loyalty you must have to stand by a team that terrible, etc.).
posted by kyrilmitch_76 at 12:57 PM on October 26
How much buzz is the Dolphins/Giants game even generating in London? i'm sure some of our UK-based SpoFites could give more insight, but it seems like quite a bit.
posted by goddam at 04:05 PM on October 26
Even this Royays fan has to admit that it must suck to be a Dolphins fan right now. Yeah, a little bit. Okay, a lot.
posted by The_Black_Hand at 04:33 PM on October 26
Rams are blackout locally, media is in pit bull mode and to make matters worst, pulled a fist full of hair out in the shower this morning. Hoping the football Gods look upon the Ram with pity against Cleveland on Sunday.
posted by brickman at 08:11 PM on October 26
It may be across the pond, but the Dolphins will still play like spotted dick. Is that some kind of British thing that an ignorant American wouldn't get? Actually, I got it once. It hurt for a while, but a dose of penicillin cleared it up. (Why yes, I did bring something back from Europe. You see, I have this little rash...)
posted by Howard_T at 11:14 PM on October 26
That George and Weezie (Ouisie?) reference gave me a horrible ohrwurm. Thanks for that.
posted by bobfoot at 08:41 PM on October 27
There is absolutely no way that the Panthers lose to the Colts tomorrow. After all, the game is being played on the Panthers' home turf. /goes to look up the Panthers' recent home record... Oh shit, the Panthers are fucked.
posted by NoMich at 10:04 PM on October 27
Panthers got done, dude. Colts v. Pats ought to be the Super Bowl (says this 49ers/Giants fan).
posted by billsaysthis at 08:12 PM on October 28
Pretty hot two weeks in a row. Nailed the Lock and hit the Trifecta for the first time this season. Heading into Monday night: ATS: 9-3 SU: 10-2 Lock of the Week: 1-0 Trifecta: 1-0 The Money Game: +$1270
posted by wfrazerjr at 08:23 PM on October 28
Final Week 15 results: ATS: 10-3 SU: 11-2 Lock of the Week: 1-0 Trifecta: 1-0 The Money Game: +$1370 For the season: ATS: 62-48-5 SU: 79-37 Lock of the Week: 3-5 Trifecta: 1-7 The Money Game: $-580
posted by wfrazerjr at 06:22 AM on October 30
Woohoo, great week, hoser!
posted by lil_brown_bat at 08:52 AM on October 30
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