The Hoser's NFL Picks -- Week Three: NFL picks that wonder what Hank Williams Jr. is doing with his free time now. A sportsfilter column by our own wfrazerjr.
posted by justgary to football at 01:43 PM - 22 comments
In my flu-addled state, I forgot the most important stuff: Lock of the Week: Washington Trifecta: Washington, Indianapolis, Arizona
posted by wfrazerjr at 02:07 PM on September 21
Such little faith in the cowboys.
posted by justgary at 02:10 PM on September 21
Did the Bucs change their name?
posted by graymatters at 02:27 PM on September 21
Great, since you picked the Panthers, they're going to lose by 21. Thanks a lot! Hoser, indeed.
posted by NoMich at 02:27 PM on September 21
Only in my head, Gray ... Gary, can you change that Titans to Bucs for me?
posted by wfrazerjr at 02:34 PM on September 21
Love the T-Hip shout out, and the Lions pick.
posted by apoch at 02:55 PM on September 21
At least the Nazis had to go around the Maginot Line. If nothing else, it was an inconvenience, and that's more than you're gonna get from Seattle and Cincy's collective defenses.
posted by The_Black_Hand at 03:31 PM on September 21
Damn you T_B_H and fraze, I so wish to dispute your whole Maginot Line rip, but find myself, much as my favored boys in blue (yes, it's blue), indefensible. Curses! But we shall emerge victorious!
posted by THX-1138 at 04:01 PM on September 21
I don't agree with half of what you say but I sure like the way you express your opinion. I'll take the Bears by two touchdowns.
posted by The Woj at 04:56 PM on September 21
Woj, that beats the hell out of my wife, who agrees with nothing I say and prefer if I just shut the hell up.
posted by wfrazerjr at 05:16 PM on September 21
c'mon Hoser if your going by point spreads i'll take the Bills over the Patzies...oh, but add a bucket of wings, a 12 pack, and a butt load of alka-seltzer
posted by french-connection at 05:31 PM on September 21
things I learned today; 2 R's in Tarvaris Wayne Newton is joining the ranks of reality TV although wouldn't he have been a better fit here?
posted by kyrilmitch_76 at 05:35 PM on September 21
Thanks, Kyrilmitch. I'm headed off to register www.ponchjustfarted.com right now. And french? I did take the Bills by the point spread.
posted by wfrazerjr at 05:52 PM on September 21
May want to check you recent history, Chicago Bears offense couldn't score with Britney Spears. I guess you are looking for 3 kick returns for TD's and the swirling winds to destroy the PAT kicking game.
posted by jaygolf at 08:23 PM on September 21
I guess I can make my final roster settings for my fantasy football pick-ums now. And the Bears will Win!
posted by melcarek69 at 11:14 PM on September 21
May want to check you recent history, Chicago Bears offense couldn't score with Britney Spears Are you serious? Anyone could score with Britney, even the new Steelers mascot. On topic- thanks for the Hosers picks, I enjoy reading them. They are entertaining. I am not so sure about Washington as lock of the week though. I would have picked New England, Denver or Pittsburgh (there is one of my parlays).
posted by urall cloolis at 11:58 PM on September 21
I just can't take NE at 16 points. It would be an upset of Marisa Tomei proportions for the Bills to win, but I think they can score a TD or two and stay inside the line.
posted by wfrazerjr at 06:44 AM on September 22
(homer alert) The Bills may well score 10-14 but if the Pats drop 45 than I think that would take care of the spread. Unless of course the Bills plan on playing any of these guys.
posted by kyrilmitch_76 at 12:12 PM on September 22
Could someone tell me what the hell is up with the Eagles uniforms? They are absolutely hideous.
posted by Ying Yang Mafia at 12:06 PM on September 23
The Eagles uniforms are throwbacks. It is obvious why they have changed a lot since then.
posted by urall cloolis at 03:17 PM on September 23
The Eagles might want to keep wearing them after their result today.
posted by tommytrump at 03:47 PM on September 23
Dallas 34 Chicago 10. As I was saying :)
posted by justgary at 10:57 PM on September 23
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