Titans Mascot Runs Cart Into Saints QB: Well that one way to get rid of the other sides players. Have your mascot run 'em over with a golf cart. It does seem that sometimes the mascots get in the way a bit too much. "Honest Ref, I wasn't trying to put him out for the season! Besides if he was a good QB he'd be better at scrambling out of the way!"
posted by commander cody to football at 01:35 AM - 15 comments
What was the mascots .BAC I wonder?
posted by GoBirds at 05:58 AM on August 13
The only really good thing about him is his agility and speed.... but apparently he wasnt as fast as I thought.
posted by Kendall at 07:26 AM on August 13
Can the Saints cut him if he's injured, or would they have to place him on non-football related injury list. Or, is it a non-football related injury? It seems pretty football related to me! I smell a lawsuit! On the plus side, I see no mention of anyone spitting on anyone in the article.
posted by tommytrump at 11:15 AM on August 13
On the plus side, I see no mention of anyone spitting on anyone in the article. Well, that's something. Any Jets fan can tell you that a healthy fourth-string QB can come in useful. And McPherson is not long on chances in the NFL as it is, so I hope he's not really hurt.
posted by chicobangs at 12:25 PM on August 13
A friend of mine's seven year old son was killed by a golf cart at a baseball game. Unless its for an emergence reasons carts should not be driven in crowds.
posted by CB900 at 12:50 PM on August 13
Since I heard about the incident, I began to wonder about a team's liability should one of its employees cause injury to a visiting player. What would happen if David Ortiz were to suffer a broken leg after being hit by the annoying Tampa Bay mascot and his vehicle? Would Boston have a case to claim a player from Tampa Bay (not that htere's anyone there they'd want)? Golf carts are the curse of humanity, especially on the golf course. When I played a lot, I was, on average, about 30 minutes to an hour faster for 18 when walking than with a cart. A bit off topic, I have nearly been run down, both in Florida and in Arizona, by white-haired retirees trying to make it on time to the Senior Special at the local Red Lobster. Also, it's always a barrel of laughs racing from one end of Atlanta airport to the other with ten minutes before my connecting flight leaves, carrying a laptop and my carry-on, while trying to dodge the oncoming golf carts that insist they have the right of way.
posted by Howard_T at 02:29 PM on August 13
Yeah, what the hell does a mascot need to be at a preseason game anyhow?
posted by Kendall at 06:15 PM on August 13
Hey, mascots need their reps, just like all the other members of the team. They gotta get ready for the regular season.
posted by tommytrump at 08:41 PM on August 13
What would happen if David Ortiz were to suffer a broken leg after being hit by the annoying Tampa Bay mascot and his vehicle? yankee fans worldwide would chip in for any legal expenses.
posted by goddam at 09:25 PM on August 13
The Saints have a Quarterback? I'll have to see it to believe it. Meanwhile I thought the Titan's used caddies.
posted by thatch at 11:17 PM on August 13
A bit off topic, I have nearly been run down, both in Florida and in Arizona, by white-haired retirees trying to make it on time to the Senior Special at the local Red Lobster. For 2 years I drove ambulance for Rural-Metro fire in Sun City AZ about 12 years ago (mid-life crisis sort of thing) and one of our calls was for a guy who rolled his golf cart down the side of an embankment. Broke his neck. Not much we could do for him, but whenever we had a code 3 one of our biggest hassles was watching out for the damn things. They were everywhere.
posted by commander cody at 12:05 AM on August 14
Adrian "I-got-ran-out-of-FSU-and-went-to-the-AFL" McPherson.. he just needs to stop being a punch line.
posted by igottheblues at 04:11 AM on August 14
Professional sports franchices do not need to employ or allow 'mascots' to be part of the game, before, during or after actual competition.
posted by jaygolf at 09:05 AM on August 14
I know lots of Cowboys fans that would like to slap that goofy grin offa Rowdy's face...
posted by mjkredliner at 09:54 AM on August 14
McPherson is 4th on the depth charts and will most likely be cut. This is probably the closest he will come to taking a real hit!