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December 03, 2005
Here's the Lions problem...they have the wrong Doctors "helping" their players!: I hate drugs in sports, but it sure seemed to work for the Panthers.
posted by commander cody to football at 01:23 AM - 14 comments
Meant the Panthers. (fixed...I hope)
posted by justgary at 02:37 AM on December 03, 2005
Actually I did mean the Lions problem. The "my bad" was saying it worked for the Jags when I meant the Panthers. Oh...never mind.
posted by commander cody at 03:45 AM on December 03, 2005
Is Matt Millen a steroid?
posted by roberts at 06:14 AM on December 03, 2005
No, roberts, Matt Millen never killed anyone, or made their hair fall out. At least not that anyone's proven, but he sure depletes patience everywhere else.
posted by mrhockey at 07:14 AM on December 03, 2005
I still find it funny when the punter is singled out for steroid use. I mean, field goal kicking is one thing, but punting is entirely more timing than it is leg strength. It's just silly. Maybe he was tired of being wedgied or something.
posted by dfleming at 08:29 AM on December 03, 2005
The Lions won't win until the owner is changed.Players , coaches, & drugs have changed over the years but the same ownership is there.Ford runs the team as a business so if you can make money with a losing team why spend enough for a winner?
posted by Ricky G at 08:34 AM on December 03, 2005
No, roberts, Matt Millen never killed anyone, or made their hair fall out. Might be true, but I have a friend who's a diehard Lions fan and I'm pretty sure Matt Millen has made him tear all his hair out.
posted by wfrazerjr at 08:51 AM on December 03, 2005
Prosecutors said the three tapes, along with 16 others, were seized under a search warrant for Shortt's office, The State reported. So old Doc Shortt is smart enough to avoid drug detection, but not smart enough to destroy the tapes. Didn't Nixon teach us anything? Burn the tapes, you freaken moron.
posted by drevl at 01:15 PM on December 03, 2005
Forget about testing football players, when the hell are they gonna start testing "prop comics"? 
posted by lilnemo at 01:24 PM on December 03, 2005
Wow I had know idea Carrot Top could kick my ass. That's scary. I 'll most certainly refrain from heckling him now.
posted by Fade222 at 09:18 PM on December 03, 2005
Really loving the location of the pants in that photo.
posted by yerfatma at 09:02 AM on December 04, 2005
Really loving the location of the pants in that photo. Now thats going a bit too far.
posted by lilnemo at 09:24 PM on December 05, 2005
The Lions were losers before Millen and they will be losers after Millen. Why you ask??....Ford that's why. It's obviously ownership. Daryl Rogers, Monty Clark, Forzano, I've lost count of these no name losers..losers...losers and more losers. None of these guys did any good anywhere else yet the Lions hired them as the saviors. SPEND THE MONEY AND HIRE SOMEONE THAT HAS PROVEN THEY CAN DO IT AND FIRE THE OWNERSHIP.
posted by imustbecrazy_1963 at 05:04 AM on December 06, 2005
Opps, my bad. Meant the Panthers. Still the problem is the same. If the Lions are using steroids they must not be getting the good stuff.