04/17/24
July 01, 2005
Andrew Has 1894 Friends: "What do you want to be when you Grow Up: NBA BALLA/ENTRAPENOUR." -- a quote from the MySpace profile of Los Angeles Lakers first-round draft pick Andrew Bynum
posted by rcade to basketball at 11:08 AM - 15 comments
That soda remark's going to be really funny when he signs his first soft drink endorsement deal.
posted by rcade at 11:51 AM on July 01, 2005
HA! He's channeling Napolean Dynamite: Ever been Drunk: NO...I SAID ILL NEVER DRINK...GOSH
posted by NoMich at 12:38 PM on July 01, 2005
The funniest of many for me was. 'Number of CDs I own: A GABILLION " rolmfao!! This kid is gonna be a clown out there next yeat. congrats L.A. you have a 12 yr old on your team. LOL!!!
posted by Big Dookie at 12:59 PM on July 01, 2005
This sounds like something he made up while hanging out with his friends. Funny stuff.
posted by bperk at 01:04 PM on July 01, 2005
He now has 1,995 friends. That's a hell of a big posse.
posted by rcade at 01:08 PM on July 01, 2005
He gonna have lots more friends in short order with interllectural prowress like that, too. Da-a-amn.
posted by chicobangs at 02:16 PM on July 01, 2005
went barefoot in the snow?NO...im black Well that's cleared that up then.
posted by squealy at 02:17 PM on July 01, 2005
My faves? "Do you want to go to college?" "Of course" "Are you a health freak?" "Sort off" Wow, who could question this young man's turning down a college education? And what high school gave him a diploma?
posted by wfrazerjr at 02:34 PM on July 01, 2005
I would like to applaud David Stern, the NBA, and the Lakers for hiring the handicapped.
posted by badabugs at 02:38 PM on July 01, 2005
Oh, the humanity.
posted by The_Black_Hand at 03:06 PM on July 01, 2005
And what high school gave him a diploma? Apparently the same institution of higher learning that some of our new members have attended. BOO-YAH!!
posted by lilnemo at 03:15 PM on July 01, 2005
I think it's funny. Maybe he's got a little of Shaq's humor to go along with the size.
posted by dusted at 03:35 PM on July 01, 2005
If he flops in four years, will he still have all his friends, I wonder? Oh well. At least he has this, and so do we. We should make all draft picks do this, just for the entertainment value.
posted by Bonkers at 03:47 PM on July 01, 2005
folks, the kid is 17, and it looks like he did this for fun. Give him a break. Andrew has some maturing to do, and he would have been better off at Uconn. I feel for the kid, he is going to get eaten alive by the groupies and his fellow players.
posted by jbou at 01:20 AM on July 02, 2005
That is the most hilarious thing I have seen in ages. Your Best Physical Feature: dunno!!GURLZ HELP ME OUT ON DAT ONE!! Pepsi or Coke: i got acme,so soda is sum shit u dont drink current taste: Brazilian Women do you have a little brother?: yes does he draw you cute pictures?: NO that would be gay Save a copy of this page because you just know David Stern is going to make him delete it.