I lost track of his lies after the first couple of pages. I liked these bits, though: Detective Loyola: I don't want you to demonstrate. ... Detective Winter: Did you ever make the allegation that you like Vail Colorado while you were having sex with her?
My favorite parts: 1) When a detective described Faber as an attractive young lady, and Bryant immediately interjected, "She wasn't that attractive." 2) When Bryant offered a witness who could vouch for his favorite sex practice: his regular mistress, Michelle. Reading the transcript, as I did in full because I couldn't help myself, you get the impression that the guy has no game at all in the bedroom. Five minutes of foreplay and oral sex, and he's asking to spread man ranch on her face? Smooth. On a tangent, I attended the Magic-Heat game last weekend in Orlando, and because we were early, we went to see athletes drive in. Shaq arrived in a black SUV, and when he didn't come over to greet fans, the angriest person was a young black woman in an undersized top who acted as if she knew the guy. I took her for a head case, but when Shaq's driver drove off in the SUV, he stopped, rolled down the passenger window, and spoke briefly to the woman and her friends. "He better fuckin' call me!" she yelled, then stomped around for around 10 minutes. I am skeptical that she was hooking up with Shaq (Kobe has accused him of being a horndog), but only because I would expect him to pull much more attractive women.
Man Ranch ... now I have a name for my new gay boy band.
As the Meatmen put it so poignantly, how I long to frost your face with my manhood. Not that there's anything wrong with that. I guess.
