FanDuel - WFBC

January 21, 2005

So long Qyntel, you sad piece of garbage.: There is a nice black pit in Hell reserved for your filthy soul.

posted by Proto_Helium to basketball at 12:38 PM - 14 comments

Sad piece of garbage? Jesus, that's laying it on a bit thick, no?

posted by dusted at 01:39 PM on January 21

Proto, What gives? R u a militant dog lover?

posted by Mike McD at 01:58 PM on January 21

Oh, another prospect who couldn't hack it - not exactly a short list. The dog thing is weird though.

posted by WeedyMcSmokey at 02:51 PM on January 21

You guys don't find dog fighting morally reprehensible? I gotta say, Proto isn't too far off the mark with his/her assessment about *anybody* who is so activally involved in dog fighting. I have two dogs myself, but I wouldn't call myself any sort of animal rights activist. (and why is GoogleAds showing nothing but ads for hockey sweaters?)

posted by NoMich at 02:57 PM on January 21

The article said he had had antibiotics, heavy chains, bloody dog prints, etc. and that he had abandoned an injured dog. Sounds like he has some serious issues to me.

posted by bperk at 03:17 PM on January 21

(and why is GoogleAds showing nothing but ads for hockey sweaters?) maybe it thinks we're talking about bettman what with the you sad piece of garbage. There is a nice black pit in Hell reserved for your filthy soul and all.

posted by goddam at 03:19 PM on January 21

I find moral relativity morally reprehensible.

posted by WeedyMcSmokey at 03:51 PM on January 21

Here's a little Q&A with Blazers Team President, Steve Patterson. Note: He does not mention a black pit in hell.

posted by usfbull at 03:52 PM on January 21

You guys don't find dog fighting morally reprehensible? Sure, but I still think the histrionics are a little silly.

posted by dusted at 06:05 PM on January 21

Sure, but I still think the histrionics are a little silly. OK, OK--now that I've had my little fun, I must confess, the fire and brimstone stuff was mostly an attempt at dry humor. I may be too new to this forum to be utilizing it, though, so perhaps all the stuff about Satan's white-hot furnaces and what not came off as a little goofy. However...I do remain unwavering and very sincere in my belief that Woods is a piece of garbage. I don't think those are too harsh of words at all for yet another coddled athlete who thinks sociopathic behavior is acceptable. Bottom line: he should be escorted to the city limits and kicked out of town by sundown (OK, it's already after sundown now on the West Coast but that's beside the point). He sucks, we all know it, end of story--case closed. *BANGS GAVEL*

posted by Proto_Helium at 08:20 PM on January 21

He sucks, we all know it, end of story--case closed. *BANGS GAVEL* I decree that this line must be used every time someone brings up Roger Clemens, Peyton Manning or any member of the NHL management team!

posted by wfrazerjr at 08:33 PM on January 21

Who's Gavel and where does she live?

posted by yerfatma at 09:58 PM on January 21

I find moral relativity morally reprehensible. Yeah, and you probably think that Rod Stewart sang for the Small Faces.

posted by NoMich at 10:19 PM on January 21

Proto, welcome aboard. One of the most valuable things I take from this site are the viewpoints from other areas of the country (not to mention the world) that people have on their local teams and athletes. Glad to see Portland is represented.

posted by usfbull at 10:14 PM on January 22

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