October 11, 2004

Gazza to change his name?: From now on, he wants to be known as "Throatwarbler Mangrove".

posted by salmacis to soccer at 02:11 PM - 9 comments

I thought it was ThroatWOBBLER...?

posted by StarFucker at 02:28 PM on October 11

He is obligated to change it to "Raymond Luxury Yacht" first.

posted by Joey Michaels at 06:05 PM on October 11

Nah, it's just spelled that way.

posted by pivo at 07:00 PM on October 11

"A new name will help. It'll stop people thinking about what I was then and think about what I am now." ... what you are now being barking mad?

posted by JJ at 02:40 AM on October 12

Err, what?

posted by StarFucker at 08:25 AM on October 12

Eugene Entwhistle. Icoselise Manticote. Maurice de Labargenes.... Or Lance Uppercut.

posted by WeedyMcSmokey at 11:11 AM on October 12

As if everyone wouldn't refer to him as "<new name>, formerly Paul Gascoigne" the same as they did for Prince and Ali.

posted by billsaysthis at 01:18 PM on October 12

What, they said of Ali, "Muhammed Ali, formerly Paul Gascoigne"?

posted by salmacis at 02:23 AM on October 13

The (piss) artist formerly known as Paul Gascoigne

posted by JJ at 02:59 AM on October 13

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