July 29, 2004

"Rangers Take Whiff of Angel's Colon." [NOT SAFE FOR WORK!]: I think this beats rcade's Famous Anus post title (maybe) ... "ESPN's accidentally dirtiest homoerotic web headline EVER", according to BoingBoing.net.

posted by worldcup2002 to baseball at 12:23 AM - 9 comments

That's just nasty....

posted by bcb2k2 at 09:23 AM on July 29, 2004

Too bad they can't figure out their apostrophes at espn..

posted by blarp at 09:59 AM on July 29, 2004

I didn't think seraphim had a digestive tract

posted by garfield at 10:05 AM on July 29, 2004

There's a killer routine by the Frantics (I couldn't find a transcript; maybe I'll copy it out later) about dirty headlines, and the last line of the thing is: Redskins Squeeze Out Browns! (I have it virtually memorized, and I've got it at home someplace. I'll post it later if anyone's interested.)

posted by chicobangs at 10:10 AM on July 29, 2004

There's a killer routine by the Frantics The one about the newspaper being a 'dirty' magazine because of the words it uses. "I have URGES in my AREAS"

posted by WeedyMcSmokey at 01:48 PM on July 29, 2004

Colon?

posted by lilnemo at 01:54 PM on July 29, 2004

What about, "Red Devils Sell Butt"?

posted by StarFucker at 01:55 AM on July 30, 2004

I also liked "Magpies Sign Butt" and "Neville Will Miss Butt"

posted by worldcup2002 at 12:06 PM on July 30, 2004

The best sports headline I've ever seen was Beavers no match for Trojans. It was a college football link.

posted by mkn at 12:48 PM on August 01, 2004

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