FanDuel - WFBC

December 01, 2003

Boris Becker has a new autobiography, Wait a second, stay a while, in which he sets the record straight about his life. One of the things he clarifies: In 1999, after losing his final Wimbledon match, he argued with his seven-months-pregnant wife for hours and she began having contractions. Instead of accompanying her to the hospital, he stayed at their hotel drinking, met a woman, then had a five-second sexual encounter with her in a laundry room that produced a child.

posted by rcade to tennis at 04:02 PM - 9 comments

Well. That clears that up.

posted by lilnemo at 04:14 PM on December 01

then had a five-second sexual encounter He beat my record by three and a half seconds.

posted by vito90 at 04:23 PM on December 01

Critics have sniffed that the book, being published in 50 countries, is needed to pay for his tax evasion bill and support for his two sons by his ex-wife and daughter by his ex-lover. She probably became his "ex-lover" five seconds after the five-second sexual encounter.

posted by dusted at 05:33 PM on December 01

Didn't Boris once claim that the Russian model "stole" his sperm after their oral encounter in the cloak room? Boris makes Ben Affleck look classy.

posted by Marla Singer at 07:27 PM on December 01

I, for one, welcome the five-second laundry room philanderer overlords!

posted by worldcup2002 at 12:41 AM on December 02

Yes, truly, they are our superiors.

posted by WeedyMcSmokey at 11:37 AM on December 03

You'd think a guy who last five second would know the way to fix that. Go home and work on your groundstrokes. ba dum ching

posted by wfrazerjr at 01:14 PM on December 03

Don't choke up on the handle. GOOOOOONGGGGGG!

posted by worldcup2002 at 02:45 PM on December 03

Keep your stance wide, your grip firm yet supple, always an eye on the ball (optional), and follow through.

posted by garfield at 05:02 PM on December 03

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