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Lie detector for Neuheisel? That's too easy. I'd certainly buy these charming teddy bear likenesses of pro wrestler Doink the clown and his midget compatriot Dink for someone, though.

posted by jeffmshaw at 07:14 PM - reply - flag:

Team marijuana pipes for the Portland Trail Blazers. A "I'm a fucking murderer" T-shirt for Ray Lewis. A World Series ring for Edgar Martinez.

posted by vito90 at 12:49 AM - reply - flag:

This is what I'd like to buy Phil Mickelson for Christmas. Seriously though... Phil has bitch tits!

posted by JJ at 04:07 AM - reply - flag:

I'd like to buy a ticket to the Baseball Hall of Fame for Pete Rose...because if I had my way, that's the only way he'd ever get in there. I'd like to buy a World Series ring for Barry Bonds. I'd like to buy a potion of youth for Mark Messier, Rickey Henderson, Edgar Martinez, and Doug Flutie. I'd like to buy a clue for Bud Selig, the NHLPA/NHL, sports talk radio hosts/callers and anyone that uses steroids.

posted by grum@work at 11:40 AM - reply - flag:

A "I'm a fucking murderer" T-shirt for Ray Lewis. Awesome. Can we get one for Jayson Williams too?

posted by Ufez Jones at 12:50 PM - reply - flag:

Can we get one for Jayson Williams too? Not until he's let off the hook.

posted by billsaysthis at 01:43 PM - reply - flag:

An "I Went to Colorado and, According to My Attorney, All I Got Was This Lousy T-shirt" - T-shirt for Kobe.

posted by WeedyMcSmokey at 02:07 PM - reply - flag:

a world series ring for Jason Varitek.

posted by jerseygirl at 03:06 PM - reply - flag:

Celebriducks for all my SpoFi friends. And I apoligize, I'm using my parent's iMac and don't see the "link" button, so the address is below. www.beckett.com

posted by usfbull at 05:37 PM - reply - flag:

a world series ring for Jason Varitek posted by jerseygirl Somebody's got a crush! ;)

posted by vito90 at 09:10 PM - reply - flag:

aw shucks...

posted by jerseygirl at 09:25 PM - reply - flag:

Can we get one for Jayson Williams too? Not until he's let off the hook. Touche'. How about instead we get Ray Lewis a Ravens Jersey with the number #049857 on it?

posted by Ufez Jones at 09:49 PM - reply - flag:

A "Coaching Football for Dummies" book for Jack Del Rio.

posted by bcb2k2 at 06:55 AM - reply - flag:

How did you people find out about my crush on Jason Varitek?

posted by wfrazerjr at 09:31 AM - reply - flag:

Ufez, Nate Newton probably has some extra prison uniforms he can share with his former NFL buddies.

posted by billsaysthis at 02:21 PM - reply - flag:

Wednesday, November 26, 2003

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