04/20/24
October 14, 2003
Please God, make Sosa hit another.: On the way to the World Series, a lot of praying goes on: Fans do it. Players do, too. But all the petitioning makes some people wonder: Who is God rooting for, anyway?
He's still ticked that they (Philly fans) booed Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny.
I'm sorry, I think bringing God into any discussion about sports is funny.
posted by lilnemo at 07:11 PM on October 14, 2003
Your lack of faith makes the baby Jesus cry.
posted by Samsonov14 at 07:30 PM on October 14, 2003
Well I know who he doesn't root for. The fucking Maple Leafs..... Fucking Leafs.
posted by WeedyMcSmokey at 08:07 PM on October 14, 2003
God loves everyone equally. HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
posted by billsaysthis at 08:49 PM on October 14, 2003
"I believe God loves everyone, I do. I just don't believe that he or she loves everyone at the same time. That's how bad things happen. While he's making the crops grow, or having a butterfly land on a retarded boy's head, making him special and alive ... he's letting you get fistf***ed at a camp." --- Dave Attell
posted by wfrazerjr at 09:52 PM on October 14, 2003
wfrazerjr.........WTF...?!?
posted by smithers at 10:07 PM on October 14, 2003
hahahahaha
posted by smithers at 10:07 PM on October 14, 2003
Clearly God is not rooting for the Cubs.
posted by Smackfu at 10:08 PM on October 14, 2003
Clearly.
posted by dusted at 10:09 PM on October 14, 2003
Well I know who he doesn't root for. The fucking Maple Leafs..... Fucking Leafs. Huh...who'd a thunk it? There is a God. And that Dave Attell quote is making spew beer on my shitty monitor. Too funny. Fucking Cubs. There is no God!
posted by NoMich at 10:19 PM on October 14, 2003
Not to be a shill, folks, but if you haven't heard "Skanks for the Memories," Attell's album, go get it. Another story: A man attends a prize fight and happens to sit next to a priest. As the boxers answer the starting bell, one of them crosses himself before he heads to the middle of the ring. The man turns to the priest and asks, "Father, will that help him?" The priest shakes his head sadly and says, "Not if he can't fight, son ... not if he can't fight."
posted by wfrazerjr at 11:49 PM on October 14, 2003
Dave Attell is a god. But then, so is Harland Williams.
posted by lilnemo at 11:28 AM on October 15, 2003
God roots for all of our teams. Except Philly, because that's messed up.