August 11, 2017

SportsFilter: The Friday Huddle:

A place to discuss the sports stories that aren't making news, share links that aren't quite front-page material, and diagram plays on your hand. Remember to count to five Mississippi before commenting in anger.

posted by huddle to general at 06:00 AM - 4 comments

Dallas Cowboys RB Ezekiel Elliott suspended 6 games

posted by tommytrump at 12:40 PM on August 11

I was going to post that as "Ezekiel Elliott getting prepared to appeal a suspension that will be reduced to 4 games".

posted by yerfatma at 01:32 PM on August 11

The sequence of events as they happened:

1) Jerry Jones says he doesn't expect Elliott to get suspended.

2) Jones gets inducted into Pro Football HOF the following day

3) Vince Wilfork leaves Texas, heads to Foxboro, retires as a Patriot

3) Goodell makes his first appearance in Foxboro since the deflate game the following day. Spends time with Kraft up in the owner's box.

4) Elliott gets suspended the following day

It's all there. We just have to dive deeper, find the patterns, and connect the dots.

No one has even begun to figure out how Umbrella Man and Babushka Lady figure into all this.

posted by beaverboard at 07:14 PM on August 11

Oh Arsenal.

How we missed you.

posted by owlhouse at 08:00 PM on August 11

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