04/24/24
September 30, 2003
Wrong time to ask Dad for a car: - especially if your Dad takes those college games hard. And is totally nucking futs.
posted by WeedyMcSmokey to culture at 10:30 AM - 12 comments
Maybe when dad goes to jail, son can just takeover pop's car.
posted by jerseygirl at 11:01 AM on September 30, 2003
Just imagine dinner at this house during bowl season - "Dad, could you please pass the potat"-BLAM! HOW COULD YOU ASK FOR POTATOES WHEN UofA PUNTED WITH 6 MINUTES LEFT DOWN BY 8?!?!?" *empties clip into offspring*
posted by WeedyMcSmokey at 11:10 AM on September 30, 2003
The bullet narrowly missed 20-year-old Seth Logan, who now acknowledges he had picked the wrong moment to ask his dad for a car, sheriff's spokesman Deputy Randy Christian said Monday. Great stuff, that.
posted by Samsonov14 at 11:29 AM on September 30, 2003
Alabama. Figures. Then again, the son is 20. Get your own damn car, I say. Next time, shoot the idiot in the knee.
posted by worldcup2002 at 12:58 PM on September 30, 2003
Cletus, put the keys down!!! Don't make me cap you, son!!!
posted by garfield at 01:23 PM on September 30, 2003
$7500 bail for attempted murder? Talk about your cost of living difference but it would surely be a hell of a lot higher here in CA. Or at least I hope it would.
posted by billsaysthis at 01:56 PM on September 30, 2003
This just makes me want to go out and rent Bowling for Columbine.
posted by wfrazerjr at 02:45 PM on September 30, 2003
Michael Moore is so unpatriotic.
posted by garfield at 04:05 PM on September 30, 2003
Alabama. Figures. It only took 5 comments. I expected a stereotyped answer much sooner. You guys are slacking!
posted by justgary at 06:34 PM on September 30, 2003
At least this didn't happen in Kentucky. Someone's cousin could have wound up pregnant.
posted by wfrazerjr at 09:38 PM on September 30, 2003
I think that's west virginia's joke.
posted by justgary at 09:45 PM on September 30, 2003
Uhh...yeah.... He claimed he was just trying to scare his son Scare him? You point a loaded gun to someone's head, you aren't trying to scare him, in my opinion.