November 20, 2015

Jacksonville: The Happiest 4-6 Fans in the NFL: The Jacksonville Jaguars beat the Tennessee Titans 19-13 Thursday night, the third win in four games for the woebegone franchise. Blake Bortles and the offense went nowhere until 4:13 remained in the fourth, when fresh-off-the-IR rookie Rashad Greene ran a punt 63 yards to the 5 and set up the first Jaguars touchdown. A sack of Titans quarterback Marcus Mariota as time expired secured the win.

posted by rcade to football at 10:40 AM - 2 comments

I attended the game 12 rows back in the center of an end zone. Great seats for $85.

Heading down the aisle, I was blocked by a Chris Farley-sized guy in his twenties lying face down in the aisle. Two guys tried to pick him up and plant him in a chair, but he was dead drunk and kept sliding down like human jelly. He roused a bit and became belligerent, flipping off the people who tried to help him. He then flipped double birds to the attendant and the cop who checked on his welfare.

This was before kickoff.

posted by rcade at 10:45 AM on November 20, 2015

That was the missing Georgia-Florida ticketholder they've been trying to locate for a couple of weeks.

They musta honored his stub.

posted by beaverboard at 11:46 AM on November 20, 2015

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