04/18/24
August 15, 2003
Conspiracy theorists, on your mark...get set...: Go figure, eh? What are the odds. Eerie, just plain eerie.
posted by garfield to basketball at 09:11 AM - 7 comments
Interesting coincidence but what exactly would the conspiracy theory be?
posted by kloeprich at 10:51 AM on August 15, 2003
Obviously, kloeprich, the Kobe trial is a publicity stunt for the movie!
posted by billsaysthis at 11:05 AM on August 15, 2003
Dale Davis is Dr.Evil, plotting to ruin the life of young NBA star Kobe Bryant, and cash in at the same time. Not only has he successfully damaged Kobe's reputation, by implanting neuro-controlling-nano-technoolgy during a recent MRI and subsequently making Kobe force himself on a young hotel employee, but DD, as the CIA refers to him in secret memos (that aren't passed to the FBI, just cuz) has a sure-fire network wet dream in the can, months before the actual 'rape' incident occurs. The perfect alibi, the impossibility of time travel...Don't let me get started on that.
posted by garfield at 11:08 AM on August 15, 2003
It's all so clear now...
posted by kloeprich at 11:34 AM on August 15, 2003
When you said conspiracy theory and basketball I was expecting to see a mention of pre-draft potential contract pitfalls that saw Maciej Lampe fall out of the lottery and right into the second round where he was picked up by the Knicks. It was on Page 2 yesterday and I could dig it up if they sorted out their archives quicker...
posted by gspm at 12:08 PM on August 15, 2003
Makes perfect sense to me. Dale Davis is clearly paying off this 19 year old to make this story up to coincide with the premier of his movie. Now I know there's some poisoned koolaid around here I've been meaning to drink...
posted by insomnyuk at 02:20 PM on August 15, 2003
sorry for the 'everyone and their mother is gonna see this at ESPN' post.