July 02, 2003

In honor of Carl Everett's trade to the ChiSox, here is a sampling of Carl Everett Haiku's. Everybody loves a haiku, right? via the Sports Frog

posted by vito90 to baseball at 09:52 AM - 4 comments

Boo me, and boo me, to your heart's content. Either way I get a check.

posted by vito90 at 10:14 AM on July 02, 2003

The moon landing? Ha. Dinosaurs? You're kidding me. Sox champs? There's a joke! By the way, I'm admittedly terrible at haikus, but I loved the link so I decided to try.

posted by 86 at 11:56 AM on July 02, 2003

Stegosaurus fought with spiked tail, Everett fights with armored head butts

posted by vito90 at 12:04 PM on July 02, 2003

Carl thinks to himself the offseason is too long need more excitement. Basketball needs me with my skillz I should play for the Portland Trailblazers.

posted by Mookieproof at 02:19 PM on July 02, 2003

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