February 11, 2012

Pitchers and Catchers Report: The four greatest words in the English language were uttered a week early this year. Seattle Mariners hurlers and backstops arrived Saturday at their Cactus League home in Peoria, Ariz. They were given extra time to prepare for their two-game MLB season opener March 28 and 29 against the Oakland A's. (The A's aren't reporting early.)

posted by rcade to baseball at 01:52 PM - 22 comments

Priority check, courtesy of the Ponte Vedra help line:

We're only 26 weeks from finding out if there is any improvement in Tim Tebow's footwork and throwing motion.

posted by beaverboard at 03:47 PM on February 11, 2012

The four greatest words in the English language

Nowhere in that article did I see the four words "ALL YOU CAN EAT."

I'd also like to add that I hate hate HATE the period inside the quotation marks. Why the hell is that the rule always?!?

posted by wfrazerjr at 04:04 PM on February 11, 2012

Fries with that Mister ?

posted by NEPABob at 06:11 PM on February 11, 2012

Your Call Is Important?

posted by owlhouse at 08:43 PM on February 11, 2012

The test is negative?

posted by grum@work at 09:32 PM on February 11, 2012

It's all paid for.

posted by roberts at 10:12 PM on February 11, 2012

The four greatest words in the English language

NHL playoffs start today?

posted by MeatSaber at 01:05 AM on February 12, 2012

The end is nigh?

posted by jmd82 at 01:20 AM on February 12, 2012

I don't even drink!

- Kim Kardashian

posted by beaverboard at 02:07 AM on February 12, 2012

I Think It's Yours.

posted by owlhouse at 03:25 AM on February 12, 2012

Is this the bathroom?

posted by NerfballPro at 12:18 PM on February 12, 2012

Check's in the mail.

posted by Howard_T at 02:06 PM on February 12, 2012

The fact that the season does not open in Cincinnati is all that is wrong with the game.

posted by mick at 12:54 PM on February 13, 2012

The fact that the season does not open in Cincinnati is all that is wrong with the game.

Thanks mick, normally it's me complaining about that come mid-February.

posted by tahoemoj at 01:37 PM on February 13, 2012

You're not the father.

posted by BornIcon at 01:42 PM on February 13, 2012

Is it fair to infer based on this thread that those four words do not contain the magic expressed in the FPP to the folks around here?

posted by bender at 07:15 PM on February 13, 2012

Who among us does not love the great game of baseball?

posted by rcade at 09:20 PM on February 13, 2012

I'm not wearing panties

posted by DudeDykstra at 11:44 PM on February 13, 2012

Eh, depends on the source.

posted by tron7 at 12:31 AM on February 14, 2012

Harold Peter Henry Reese

posted by beaverboard at 12:32 AM on February 14, 2012

I'm not wearing panties

I bet you are

posted by dyams at 07:10 AM on February 14, 2012

Its NOT your baby!

posted by OneArmedBandit at 10:55 AM on February 14, 2012

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