Darnell Dockett Crushes Quarterbacks, Crushes on Oprah: Arizona Cardinals defensive lineman Darnell Dockett, who once took a live shower on UStream, describes himself thusly on Twitter. Location: "SOMEWHERE STEALING CABLE!" Bio: "CEO of I don't give a f*ck records. I have a midget addiction. Charlie Sheen's my homeboy. I eat ants. I got a sex tape called Oprah on the Nine-Oh coming soon! http://www.HUNGLIKEAHORSE.com."