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April 20, 2011

Tiger Woods' Niece Wins ACC Championship: Cheyenne Woods, a collegiate golfer for Wake Forest who looks remarkably like her uncle Tiger, won the ACC golf championship by seven strokes Sunday. He noted her achievement on Twitter: "That's awesome, I'm so proud of her."

posted by rcade to golf at 10:30 AM - 10 comments

You say "remarkably", I say "creepily".

posted by yerfatma at 11:21 AM on April 20

I'll see your "creepily" and raise you a "frighteningly".

posted by tommytrump at 11:24 AM on April 20

Dammit! Now I'm gonna get a boner every time I see Tiger play.

posted by Ricardo at 11:27 AM on April 20

I thing the correct term is "Dammit! Now I'm gonna get wood every time I see Tiger play."

posted by NEPABob at 12:14 PM on April 20

Dammit! Now I'm gonna get a boner every time I see Tiger play.

I'm with you. I was like damn she's hot ...uhhh, wait a minute!! She does look like Tiger!! Does that mean I'm gay?

Not that there's anything wrong with that

posted by BornIcon at 12:15 PM on April 20

Does that mean I'm gay?

I think it means you just have a little bit of a" man crush" on Tiger.

posted by Debo270 at 01:59 PM on April 20

Maybe it is Tiger in disguise. Can't win against the pros anymore, so hie is trying to regain his game back in the college ranks.

Just trying to get a do over.

posted by Atheist at 02:15 PM on April 20

Tiger with boobies. Wonder if she curses like a sailor when she finds the trees? Or if she has any more of her uncle's undesirable traits. Thanksgivings could get particularly messy.

posted by THX-1138 at 03:24 PM on April 20

Dang - folks are being hard on the whole fam damily.

She's already a cinch to out-brand her uncle once she starts winning some pro tournaments.

He'll be begging for a trickle of Buick love for old times sake and she'll be riding high with a mega Chevy truck campaign.

Whose shirt would you rather see a swoosh on?

And then there are the exclusive land development ventures.

Playing the Blue Course at Cheyenne Woods will no doubt be on the bucket list for the Larry Ellison types of the world.

Actually, maybe she should create a private club with a tournament grade golf course that excludes white males from membership. Just for the hell of it.

posted by beaverboard at 10:08 PM on April 20

Playing the Blue Course at Cheyenne Woods will no doubt be on the bucket list for the Larry Ellison types of the world.

Great line

posted by Ricardo at 10:22 PM on April 20

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