Kevin Garnett: Shaq is Like Clean Sheets: "You ever wash your sheets and then go outside and hang them out, and the sun dries them? You ever smell the sheets? That's what Shaq is, Shaq is like," Kevin Garnett told reporters, pausing to breathe in deeply. "I don't want to give any products any tags right now, but you know what I'm saying. For anybody who's ever hung out clothes, they know what I mean."