The date has finally arrived! In just a few hours, early Saturday afternoon New Zealand time, the first race of the 31st match of the oldest trophy in sports, will begin. Will the defenders keep the Cup? Will the Swiss challengers, stocked with traitorous Kiwis, take the Cup, and the right to defend it, to Europe? Will anyone watch? Are you pumped for the America's Cup? (tap, tap) Is this thing on?