Spofi EPL fantasy footie: Week one results.
| # | Team | Manager | Week | Total | Change | Transfers | Overall Rank |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 1 | Unsuitably Named | tselson | 63 | 63 | - | 0 | 11,742 |
| 2 | Hackney Hipsters | skronk | 60 | 60 | - | 0 | 23,757 |
| 3 | Hamburglar SV | trox | 56 | 56 | - | 0 | 53,398 |
| 4 | Leonard Marx FC | chicobangs | 53 | 53 | - | 0 | 90,180 |
| 5 | Buckeye FC | Jeffwa | 52 | 52 | - | 0 | 105,897 |
| 5 | jellyfish-in-trifle | lawn_wrangler | 52 | 52 | - | 0 | 105,897 |
| 7 | BillSaysThisScores!! | billsaysthis | 47 | 47 | - | 0 | 213,743 |
| 7 | TX Kickin' Devils | Texan_lost_in_NY | 47 | 47 | - | 0 | 213,743 |
| 7 | Phatcat FC | garfield | 47 | 47 | - | 0 | 213,743 |
| 7 | Ardley Athletic | squealy | 47 | 47 | - | 0 | 213,743 |
| 11 | The Foreign Exchange | holden | 46 | 46 | - | 0 | 241,715 |
| 12 | SpoFi Spurs | r8rh8r27 | 45 | 45 | - | 0 | 271,344 |
| 13 | Mighty Redmen | walrus | 41 | 41 | - | 0 | 408,808 |
| 13 | The Bazooka Joes | Fat Buddha | 41 | 41 | - | 0 | 408,808 |
| 15 | Ball Booters | cabuki | 40 | 40 | - | 0 | 446,891 |
| 15 | vagabonds | catfish | 40 | 40 | - | 0 | 446,891 |
| 17 | Dover Divers | yerfatma | 37 | 37 | - | 0 | 565,667 |
| 17 | Yukon United | YukonGold | 37 | 37 | - | 0 | 565,667 |
| 19 | Salmacis FC | salmacis | 36 | 36 | - | 0 | 605,338 |
| 20 | En Fuego | etrader | 34 | 34 | - | 0 | 683,047 |
| 20 | Cutters V | mdb1 | 34 | 34 | - | 0 | 683,047 |
| 22 | The UnNamed | Fence | 31 | 31 | - | 0 | 789,077 |
| 23 | Ladyboy's Garters | The_Black_Hand | 30 | 30 | - | 0 | 820,407 |
| 24 | AFX Argonauts | afx237vi | 29 | 29 | - | 0 | 849,258 |
| 25 | Middle Pocket Llamas | owlhouse | 28 | 28 | - | 0 | 875,881 |
| 25 | Slide Rulers | geekyguy | 28 | 28 | - | 0 | 875,881 |
| 27 | Red Dragons | worldcup2002 | 27 | 27 | - | 0 | 899,611 |
| 28 | Crap City United | gspm | 26 | 26 | - | 0 | 920,803 |
| 29 | Velocity Boys | jasonspaceman | 23 | 23 | - | 0 | 968,406 |
| 30 | Liver Spots | rcade | 0 | 0 | - | 0 | - |
posted by gspm at 05:38 PM on August 12
Wow, how often do all the top scorers come 1,2,3,4 justlikethat? Yukon and I might as well come as a pair at this point. Yes, every first week, I know.
posted by yerfatma at 06:15 PM on August 12
yea! Last!
posted by jasonspaceman at 07:35 PM on August 12
I left another easy dozen points on the board, too. Damn it all.
posted by chicobangs at 07:42 PM on August 12
Son of Beach! Sheet!
posted by The_Black_Hand at 04:44 AM on August 13
You know how when it's the Monthly Medal (stroke play), and you stride up to the first tee and put the first shot out of bounds? You may as well turn round and go back to the clubhouse.
posted by owlhouse at 04:54 AM on August 13
jasonspaceman: nope. our fearless leader, rcade, is last.
posted by terrapin at 06:23 AM on August 13
It could have been a lot worse but it was rather irritating leaving Fprssell (goal) and Nosworthy (clean sheet) on the bench. I got the captaincy choice wrong at the last minute too.
posted by squealy at 08:31 AM on August 13
terrapin: he doesn't count
posted by jasonspaceman at 09:25 AM on August 13
I swapped Bentley out for Matt Taylor at the last minute. Should've left him in.
posted by worldcup2002 at 10:18 AM on August 13
Should've stayed away from Tevez. He won't play til MU third game. Should've been Martins. And Portsmouth sure ain't going to be surprisingly stingy this year.
posted by garfield at 12:02 PM on August 13
Tevez to start against Pompey.
posted by yerfatma at 12:21 PM on August 13
sir, your linkage has saved me from myself.
posted by garfield at 12:39 PM on August 13
And Martins doesn't play this gameweek.
posted by squealy at 01:13 PM on August 13
First objctive achieved: be not last after week one.
posted by afx237vi at 03:30 PM on August 13
Me, too, afx. Not last!
posted by worldcup2002 at 04:00 PM on August 13
sir, your linkage has saved me from myself. Given how far ahead of me you finished last year, I suppose I don't need to point out I am a fucking moron.
posted by yerfatma at 04:19 PM on August 13
Is it ok if I point it out?
posted by worldcup2002 at 04:21 PM on August 13
I'm too stupid to notice anyway.
posted by yerfatma at 05:45 PM on August 13
Why is yerfatma ranked ahead of me? Haven't we discussed waht it's like back here?
posted by YukonGold at 07:46 AM on August 14
I was going to blame alphabetization, but it's clearly just pure dislike on gpsm's part. If only I'd had chili last night.
posted by yerfatma at 08:42 AM on August 14
Ah yes, back home in the middle of the pack.
posted by cabuki at 10:49 AM on August 14
jasonspaceman: nope. our fearless leader, rcade, is last. I missed the entry deadline for week one. I'm like Leeds, which started the season with -15 points.
posted by rcade at 09:52 AM on August 15
Well, Week Two (or "Week Two") is going to suck for everyone.
posted by chicobangs at 11:17 AM on August 15
Not for me. I should be rocketing up the charts this week. **rubs rabbit foot while knocking on wood, wearing lucky shirt and juju beads, and growing new ridiculous Rafa Benitez beard until he hits #1 spot**
posted by worldcup2002 at 11:39 AM on August 15
btw, chico, it's good to have you back. What brought you back to the loony bin?
posted by worldcup2002 at 11:39 AM on August 15
I went to the RBNY/TFC game with goddam on the weekend, and I figured what the hell. I'm still extremely pissed about what went down, but I've learned my lesson, and I will make an honest effort to not post anything that might offend anyone.
posted by chicobangs at 12:10 PM on August 15
chico, it is great to see you back.
posted by garfield at 12:53 PM on August 15
Ronaldo as captain wasn't quite the move, huh? I knew I hated him for a reason.
posted by yerfatma at 05:44 PM on August 15
Ha, even with Ronaldo's red, I did pretty well. (Yes, he was my steenking captain, too.) Guess my juju worked out today.
posted by worldcup2002 at 08:26 PM on August 15