June 02, 2006

Linker Dumper: The last thread fell off the page but I can't resist pointing you to a very scary Oliver Kahn and this intersection of physics and football.

posted by billsaysthis to navel gazing at 07:54 PM - 41 comments

Department of Labor on Athletes, Coaches, Umpires, and Related Workers

posted by MrFrisby at 09:03 PM on June 02

Macaque makes monkeys of hockey experts. Proof that the hockey "experts" know jack shit.

posted by mkn at 09:38 PM on June 02

Also, rumours and speculation about a "merger" of the Rogers' Toronto Blue Jays and the MLSE Leafs and Raptors. I don't know, but I really want the Teachers' Union out of the equation. With them, Leafs will never win.

posted by mkn at 09:42 PM on June 02

From MrF's link: "# Work hours are often irregular; travel may be extensive. # Career-ending injuries are always a risk for athletes." Well duh. Taxpayer money really well spent. Goddam: That is terrible but, on behalf of StarFucker, I would like to point out that the Poland manager dropped Jerzy Dudek from his squad.

posted by billsaysthis at 10:38 PM on June 02

Here's an eight-part soccer game (or an octathlon, I guess) that'll provide minutes and minutes of enjoyment.

posted by chicobangs at 08:47 AM on June 03

Powerade commercial featuring Peter Crouch and Josh Lewsey.

posted by squealy at 10:48 AM on June 03

Do you have a PS2 and Hot Shots Golf Fore? I found an online community that plays various tournaments. I currently have the record for the 'back nine' on Samurai golf course in the Chipper's Delight Challenge.

posted by MrFrisby at 12:15 PM on June 03

Here is one for the futbol fans.

posted by jojomfd1 at 02:09 PM on June 03

Not a link so much, but Theo Epstein showed up randomly at the second Pearl Jam show last week and played Rocking in the Free World with the band. Snapped a few shots. Theo's the one in the PJ jacket and wig. Picture copyright me - JG Enterprises Corp, and whatnot.

posted by jerseygirl at 07:05 PM on June 03

They need to make close captioned versions for those of us unfamiliar enough with the players out of uniform or watching on such tiny screens!

posted by billsaysthis at 09:33 PM on June 03

That Crouch-Lewsey ad is pretty cute.

posted by chicobangs at 11:44 PM on June 03

Hey, it says here you can help heal Wayne Rooney's foot with just your mouse.

posted by chicobangs at 04:14 PM on June 04

I agree bill, I have no idea who anyone is in that video is, but there are about four or five more of them on that site.

posted by jojomfd1 at 02:04 AM on June 05

Holy crap, Mefi got a chicobangs and a yerfatma sighting in this thread. I point it out 'cause it's the only exciting thing about that FPP.

posted by NoMich at 12:22 PM on June 05

Chicky the Alpaca, Aussie footballer on the rise.

posted by gspm at 01:44 PM on June 05

RoboCrouch.

posted by squealy at 02:10 PM on June 06

Squealy, did you see him celebrate his first in the Jamaica match? Dude, practice is supposed to make you better!

posted by billsaysthis at 02:58 PM on June 06

I keep thinking that says RoboCrotch.

posted by jerseygirl at 03:25 PM on June 06

I'm sure even a cursory Googling would find you one of those.

posted by yerfatma at 03:36 PM on June 06

bill, go to You Tube and search for Crouch, there's loads of videos. Over here in Merry Olde England we're all doing the Crouch. It's a bleeding honest-to-goodness phenomenom. From zero to hero. Come on Crouchy.

posted by squealy at 05:38 PM on June 06

Nice footwork.

posted by qbert72 at 08:33 AM on June 09

Here's your chance to own one the sweetest bikes you'll ever see.

posted by NoMich at 02:50 PM on June 10

Brind'Amour deserves Stanley Cup title

posted by MrFrisby at 11:08 PM on June 11

DaVinci-esque World Cup fresco

posted by garfield at 04:28 PM on June 12

Does this qualify as sports-related?

posted by garfield at 01:48 PM on June 15

Barely. I'll let it go because of "shirt-lifter". Which I don't understand. But upon edit, I do.

posted by yerfatma at 02:09 PM on June 15

Are you ready for December 21, 2012?

posted by MrFrisby at 03:43 PM on June 15

MrFrisby, I am more than ready. That is some cool cosmic shit.

posted by billsaysthis at 03:12 PM on June 16

MrFrisby, when that magical Mayan day dawns, the world will indeed change as we know it...SportsFilter will suddenly shrink to roughly 3,000 members, all of whom can write in coherent fashion, with nary a misspelled word among them.

posted by The_Black_Hand at 04:49 PM on June 16

AM I RITE?>

posted by yerfatma at 05:25 PM on June 16

LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

posted by The_Black_Hand at 08:49 PM on June 16

Actually, I meant to link this page, but if you clicked the 2012 A.D. link at the bottom of the other one, then you already saw this. The weird thing for me is, while I was in bible college, some 'theologists' and I predicted the second coming of Christ would be in 2012. Twelve years later and after losing my religion, I found this and almost shit myself. TBH, think of what our member count will be by then. Cutting down to 3K would be some major purging. Not that there is anything wrong with that, or that we couldn't use it now.

posted by MrFrisby at 09:52 PM on June 16

Number 1: 1 Number 2: 2

posted by Samsonov14 at 10:18 AM on June 17

3.141592654... Eat your heart out, grum@work.

posted by MrFrisby at 01:48 PM on June 17

This Pepsi ad is ridiculous--Sumo!!!--but wisely just the right length at 63 seconds. Possibly from UK/Europe a few years ago and not brand new but I never saw it before my wife(!) passed it along just now.

posted by billsaysthis at 11:22 AM on June 19

MrFrisby, Or as I have shortened in my mind, Fritz. Reminds me of a cartoon I saw many moons ago and highly recomend to those not easily offended. Fritz the cat. IMDb If you have the time check out the movie trailer.

posted by Folkways at 02:35 PM on June 19

Here is another amazing one from the break. After you watch this one, click the link to watch the nike ad, it is pretty funny.

posted by jojomfd1 at 11:43 PM on June 19

Today is the first day of summer. Take a Vacation. Itís What Bosses Now Want.

posted by MrFrisby at 03:03 PM on June 21

awesome

posted by garfield at 02:06 PM on June 27

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