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November 10, 2003
Yahoo Fantasy EPL Week 12(?) or is it 11? I've lost track. I'd like to say I've spent my time away from SpoFi meticulously crunching stats to debut my brand-spanking new, updated, bells-and-whistles included, horrificly designed table. But I haven't, so feh. Said Crappy Table and More Inside...
posted by lilnemo to navel gazing at 03:55 PM - 17 comments
| Rank | Team | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | Total Pts |
| 1 | Mossy Athletic | 61.59 | 77.44 | 58.01 | 55.81 | 92.86 | 81.93 | 50.09 | 89.43 | 82.56 | 106.32 | 50.61 | 57.55 | 864.20 |
| 2 | Church of Francesco Totti | 0.00 | 117.99 | 53.17 | 74.85 | 101.58 | 50.23 | 49.43 | 47.87 | 72.92 | 62.92 | 73.10 | 62.28 | 766.34 |
| 3 | Atlanta Untitled | 65.21 | 46.81 | 42.88 | 51.47 | 87.82 | 28.48 | 72.68 | 78.48 | 54.69 | 37.07 | 33.42 | 81.78 | 680.79 |
| 4 | Bosiak Bashers | 39.90 | 40.25 | 23.32 | 54.24 | 58.14 | 41.87 | 104.31 | 53.31 | 132.77 | 60.06 | 42.00 | 30.53 | 680.70 |
| 5 | BillSaysThis | 31.71 | 25.94 | 33.02 | 62.68 | 91.62 | 67.60 | 52.43 | 74.03 | 98.33 | 40.47 | 56.73 | 36.69 | 671.25 |
| 6 | BABGi | 61.49 | 33.13 | 40.24 | 52.97 | 66.19 | 67.29 | 39.84 | 58.60 | 64.09 | 62.95 | 57.59 | 46.80 | 651.18 |
| 7 | Blammos! | 13.91 | 30.72 | 33.59 | 70.86 | 63.23 | 35.43 | 51.68 | 105.80 | 33.21 | 55.25 | 59.24 | 81.66 | 634.58 |
| 8 | Misanthropic Academicals | 58.23 | 55.46 | 43.14 | 22.64 | 109.15 | 34.42 | 47.07 | 20.74 | 103.83 | 55.77 | 63.09 | 12.44 | 625.98 |
| 9 | sauril | 64.55 | 77.95 | 46.59 | 35.41 | 47.54 | 16.55 | 58.40 | 56.97 | 94.12 | 39.75 | 46.40 | 35.28 | 619.51 |
| 10 | mbd1s Scrub Subs | 38.96 | 54.50 | 13.33 | 45.89 | 61.51 | 72.62 | 67.65 | 47.26 | 74.70 | 38.91 | 28.90 | 65.43 | 609.66 |
| 11 | Bandaged Bonces | 66.50 | 31.84 | 50.20 | 24.93 | 79.13 | 42.21 | 68.51 | 86.52 | 21.86 | 28.80 | 49.80 | 31.19 | 581.49 |
| 12 | 37 Push Ups | 39.16 | 57.81 | 43.05 | 16.08 | 60.24 | 15.47 | 61.87 | 48.79 | 30.20 | 14.22 | 74.79 | 45.90 | 507.58 |
| 13 | Docile Nonces | 0.00 | 52.41 | 13.72 | 16.53 | 60.03 | 17.84 | 119.81 | 86.35 | 29.87 | 20.85 | 42.43 | 23.36 | 483.20 |
| 14 | Spacemen | 58.01 | 31.15 | 0.09 | 48.27 | 57.85 | 26.76 | 10.47 | 30.47 | 7.12 | 45.70 | 3.10 | 29.04 | 348.03 |
posted by lilnemo at 04:04 PM on November 10, 2003
Don't bother clicking on the team name links they, much like this post, lead to nowhere.
Damn absolute URL's ...
posted by lilnemo at 04:05 PM on November 10, 2003
I'm having a really terrible time in both leagues the last month or so, dammit!
posted by billsaysthis at 04:06 PM on November 10, 2003
Not worse than me, bill! It's time for another name change! And, what the hell is wrong with this table, lilnemo? What went wrong? Is it the drink? Is the NBA fantasy league distracting you from your rightful responsibilities and duties? Who kidnapped lilnemo?
posted by worldcup2002 at 05:25 PM on November 10, 2003
On further consideration, I cannot accept this table. I recommend that the Pantheon delete this post and have lilnemo try again. Go on, have another go. Or we can hand the duties back to billsaysthis until lilnemo improves his fantasy league standings, or at least his depression over it. btw, you'll have to update the table anyway. The Rovers v Everton game won't be updated until tomorrow or ... next week. What happened to poor lilnemo?
posted by worldcup2002 at 05:45 PM on November 10, 2003
Bender. Severe Bender.
posted by lilnemo at 06:58 PM on November 10, 2003
Just kidding. I will update the table tomorrow from home, as we city employees get the day off. Woo hoo! And yes wc2k2, it will be more presentable.
posted by lilnemo at 06:59 PM on November 10, 2003
Have a good break, lilnemo. I am taking the day off to see the Matrix Revolting (that's what the critics say) with my wife. "I know kung-fu!"
posted by worldcup2002 at 08:16 PM on November 10, 2003
I'm gonna see Kill Bill, but I'm going out for Chinese first.
posted by lilnemo at 08:39 PM on November 10, 2003
Ho! That's on my list of movies to see, too! But I don't think the wife would like it. I don't think bill would, either. ;-)
posted by worldcup2002 at 10:42 PM on November 10, 2003
7th place boys, and moving on up... If i were you, i would watch what i do and try to emulate.
posted by StarFucker at 10:18 AM on November 11, 2003
Hahaha. That is ironic. But very StarFookerish. My Keystone Kippers will beat your Blammos, Fooker!
posted by worldcup2002 at 10:37 AM on November 11, 2003
btw, Fooker, you're not #7 anymore. More like #9. But seeing as I am #11, just a place above the relegation zone, a manager's quote is in order: "I took this job on knowing it was going to be a challenge to try to take this club from being at the bottom. "I knew all these things were going to come along and I would have to try to put it back right, steady the ship and see over the next few years if I can improve it. "I'm looking forward to that challenge, and it's no more hard than I thought it would be here." (in fact, Aston Villa's David O'Leary said that.)
posted by worldcup2002 at 10:45 AM on November 11, 2003
What the hell?! How did that happen? DAMN!
posted by StarFucker at 11:02 AM on November 11, 2003
Yesterday happened. Blackburn v Everton. I got 17.85 pts off Brett Emerton alone.
posted by worldcup2002 at 12:57 PM on November 11, 2003
How come he didn't earn what would be the equivalent amount of points in the EPL League where i have him? Its a conspiracy.
posted by StarFucker at 08:39 PM on November 12, 2003
I dropped him as soon as I discovered the conspiracy. I'll explain it all later. Meet me at dawn at drop spot 24. We'll use the three opening lines from X-Files episode 125. You open. I'll be wearing yellow.
posted by worldcup2002 at 10:56 PM on November 12, 2003