04/16/24
August 05, 2003
After a prolonged absence, the SpoFi MLS Fantasy League standings return. This week's leader: etrader9!
posted by pfuller to navel gazing at 06:40 PM - 31 comments
| Bosiak Bashers | etrader9 | ||||
| ufez | Ufez Jones | ||||
| StarFookers | StarFucker | ||||
| big perv | pfuller | ||||
| Dangling Tits | worldcup2002 | ||||
| The Torn ACLs | jpoulos | ||||
| Atlanta Arsenal | trox | ||||
| The Scampi of Doom | kafkaesque | ||||
| Trendelmaniacs | ttrendel | ||||
| CF Gibson | |||||
| Zulu Army | squealy | ||||
| Cash City Rockers | Fat Buddha | ||||
| 37 Push Ups | corpse | ||||
| Spacemen | jasonspaceman | ||||
| BABG | Andy | ||||
| Deez Nuts | |||||
| Mad Rrhea | Paul | ||||
| Turnip Surprise | BigCalm | ||||
| Abuna FC | Abuna | ||||
| hardtimes inwestpho | eckeric |
posted by pfuller at 06:51 PM on August 05, 2003
my team hasn't scored any points in like 10 weeks. that's amazing.
posted by corpse at 08:08 PM on August 05, 2003
pfuller: Awesome table. Super brilliant. Make sure you share your secrets with billsaysthis so he can have a kick-ass weekly update for the EPL Fantasy League! btw, my Dangling Tits are slapping you all in the face! Hahahahahaha!
posted by worldcup2002 at 08:12 PM on August 05, 2003
corpse, you were in second place when I left. WTF happened? Secret Revealed: The secret to successful SpoFi table building requires that you remove all carriage returns/line breaks so that your table html is all on one continuous line.
posted by pfuller at 09:30 PM on August 05, 2003
one continuous line Sounds like the same bug Blogger has! Not surprising given the historical connection and thanks for the tip. When the time comes I will be using the magic copy, paste, and edit trick to reuse this esteemable HTML.
posted by billsaysthis at 12:35 AM on August 06, 2003
Somehow, I didn't have 11 players on my team, so I haven't gained any points since june. I don't know how that happened.
posted by corpse at 08:36 AM on August 06, 2003
but now I will score 800 a week to make up for it.
posted by corpse at 08:50 AM on August 06, 2003
Fuck etrader9...he has been buying trades like Chelski...
posted by StarFucker at 08:58 AM on August 06, 2003
I'm down to 1 free trade. I'm gonna have to ride this one until the end of the season. etrader9 actually spent money on this game and he's only got 700 pts more than me? Hahahaha.
posted by worldcup2002 at 09:41 AM on August 06, 2003
He has bought anywhere between 10 and 20 trades... What a loser...
posted by StarFucker at 10:15 AM on August 06, 2003
I hope you guys have lots of SJ players on your roster because with Donovan and Mulrooney finished with National Team duty, they will be busting out all over and racing to a repeat of their 2001 championship. Just some friendly advice from a non-combatant. BTW, anyone here going to play in the Futbolitos?
posted by billsaysthis at 01:11 PM on August 06, 2003
I've still got 15 trades left. Would've been more had I not wasted some acquiring injured players. Note to self: check injury list before picking up players. I thought we had a gentlemen's agreement not to buy trades. etrader, you sir are no gentleman.
posted by Ufez Jones at 01:12 PM on August 06, 2003
Ufez: He's only got 5 pts more than you, and that, only after buying 10-20 trades (if SF is to be believed). You should be laughing your ass off. I am. Hahahahahahahahaha.
posted by worldcup2002 at 02:05 PM on August 06, 2003
Why shouldn't i be believed? If he has any fucking balls he'll come on here and tell you all that he HAS been buying trades like mad... We DID have a gentleman's agreement...and as far as i am concerned, and i have told etrader this...Ufez is in first place right now.
posted by StarFucker at 02:08 PM on August 06, 2003
I mean no disrespect, to my Villa chum, but just how does he manage to be quite so bad at fantasy football? Finally I got into that bloody site and have made some trades, swapped loads of blokes I had never heard of for loads of other blokes I had never heard of.
posted by Fat Buddha at 02:24 PM on August 06, 2003
I'd completely forgotten about it to be honest. I kept interest for the first couple of weeks, then failed to understand their updating system, then gave up. Hey, I'm not bottom, somehow?
posted by BigCalm at 06:48 PM on August 06, 2003
I'll be glad when the EPL season starts. I will totally forget about this league.
posted by worldcup2002 at 06:51 PM on August 06, 2003
Fist of all, yes I have purcahsed trades, 11 to be exact. Secondly, I was not aware of this gentelmens bet of not purchasing trades. Swinging Flamer didnt bring it to my attention til after I had already purchased and made a few extra trades. Had I known about this bet I wouldn't have made extra trades.
posted by etrader9 at 03:17 PM on August 07, 2003
Who's a swinging flamer?
posted by dusted at 03:50 PM on August 07, 2003
StarFucker
posted by etrader9 at 04:21 PM on August 07, 2003
HA! Loser, i told you... From the beginning you cockchoker... 
posted by StarFucker at 07:07 PM on August 07, 2003
As of today... 1 Bosiak Bashers 6470 2 StarFookers 6405 3 ufez 6200 4 Dangling Tits 5995 5 big perv 5810 6 The Torn ACLs 5350 7 Trendelmaniacs 5145 8 The Scampi of Doom 5140 9 Atlanta Arsenal 4745 10 CF Gibson 4695 11 Zulu Army 4600 12 Cash City Rockers 4420 13 37 Push Ups 4160 14 Deez Nuts 4150 15 Spacemen 4015 16 BABG 3995 17 Mad Rrhea 3670 18 Turnip Surprise 3535 19 Abuna FC 3005 20 hardtimes inwestpho 2775
posted by StarFucker at 04:59 PM on August 11, 2003
As long as I stay above the winner of the real FFL last season, I'll be happy.
posted by squealy at 05:49 PM on August 11, 2003
posted by StarFucker at 06:09 PM on August 11, 2003
My Dangling Tits are #4? Hahahahahaha. Unbelievable. Dangling Tits: "In your face! In your face!"
posted by worldcup2002 at 06:31 PM on August 11, 2003
Who had Donovan? I told you he was the man!
posted by billsaysthis at 10:34 PM on August 11, 2003
Donovan?! Ruiz is the man, baby!
posted by StarFucker at 11:00 PM on August 11, 2003
Is anyone joining the Yahoo league, it might be interesting to compare and contrast with the other one. Sorry, couldn't be arsed starting a new thread.
posted by Fat Buddha at 07:39 AM on August 12, 2003
Yeah, I saw that the yahooo premiership league was back.
posted by corpse at 07:43 AM on August 12, 2003
No Yahoo! for me. One league is enough for any man.
posted by squealy at 08:56 AM on August 12, 2003
Oh shit! I would rather be on Yahoo... Come on boys! We can still sign on there!
posted by StarFucker at 09:30 AM on August 12, 2003