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Name: David Mazzotta
Homepage URL: damsite.blogspot.com
Member since: October 23, 2003
Last visit: June 24, 2008

dzot has posted 25 links and 134 comments to SportsFilter and hasn’t posted any threads or comments to the Locker Room.

Recent Links

Simmons picks an EPL team Soccer has officially turned a corner in the US.

posted on Jul 19, 2006 - Go to the detail view for this result

Perfection in Losing Scott Adams (of Dilbert fame) gives us the backstory of Blake versus Federer.

posted on Mar 28, 2006 - Go to the detail view for this result

Barry is 2 legit 2 quit Every story written about steroids means nothing to us in the know...You are loved by many. I love you. Hammer, don't hurt 'em.

posted on Mar 9, 2006 - Go to the detail view for this result

Darren Daulton, Moonbat "Reality is created and guarded by numeric patterns that overlap and awaken human consciousness, like a giant matrix or hologram," writes the .245 lifetime hitter.

posted on Feb 17, 2006 - Go to the detail view for this result

Who is William Wesley? Is he flying under the radar while running the NBA? And, if so, where does he stand on the most important issue facing the league, specifically Mark Cuban's bright blue blazer.

posted on Nov 14, 2005 - Go to the detail view for this result

Recent Comments

Jean Strahan hints that Michael is gay. His alleged partner? Dr. Ian Smith, the medical correspondent for ABC's The View. Jean Strahan told reporters that, when the marriage fell apart, "Michael moved into Ian's one-bedroom apartment. And you can say an alternative lifestyle sprouted."

"Michael Strahan is one of my best friends and needed a place to stay after he was kicked out of his own home," Smith said. "I let him sleep on my couch as any best friend would do." Bizarre....

posted to Football at 11:38 AM CDT

Ian Smith's website.

That's one slick TV doctor.

Comment icon posted at 12:10 PM CDT on June 21

Historic Tiger Stadium: IT'S OUTTA HERE! If city officials get their way, stores and condos will replace the one-time home of baseball legends Ty Cobb and Al Kaline.

posted to Baseball at 6:22 PM CDT

The days of burning in Detroit are over. Now we just board everything up, cover it with graffiti.

Comment icon posted at 11:30 AM CDT on June 17

A-Rod lifts USA past Japan 2 yrs. later, Alex Rodriguez finally delivers in Anaheim.
Kuddos to Buck Martinez for knowing the Ump rotation in the bases loaded situation and noticing that the home-plete umpire was actually the one supposed to make the tag call - despite it being the wrong the one - If Buck doesn't preassure, the USA loses that game almost certainly.... Davidson, the home-plate umpire, must be wanting to get back to working in the Majoes badly.... maybe this type of call will make them (MLB Authorities) think he's a "keeper".... Bah!!!

posted to Baseball at 10:29 PM CDT

2 yrs. later, Alex Rodriguez finally delivers in Anaheim

That's just cold.

Comment icon posted at 9:18 AM CDT on March 13

Barry is 2 legit 2 quit Every story written about steroids means nothing to us in the know...You are loved by many. I love you. Hammer, don't hurt 'em.

posted to Baseball at 10:31 PM CDT

MC: I wish I could quit you.
Barry: Why don't ya?

Brokeback Balco

Comment icon posted at 10:33 PM CDT on March 9

'I Won't Retire Until I've Tarnished Every Record In The Book' Barry Bonds expounds on his decision to stick around for a while longer.

posted to Baseball at 1:23 PM CDT

Barry Bonds is worse than Hitler. He's like Hitler on steroids. No -- he's like Hitler on steroids, with a fat contract and an agent.

Hey, it's what everyone is thinking. I just had the guts to say it.

Comment icon posted at 12:20 PM CDT on March 5

How do you score? A sample of the Wonderlic IQ Test.

posted to Other at 12:25 PM CDT

15/15

That means I am qualified to get beat up for my lunch money by a 250 lb. linebacker.

Comment icon posted at 2:26 PM CDT on February 28

The Olympics We Missed "It's a damn shame NBC has messed up the Winter Olympics, because there has been drama a-plenty, enough to satisfy even a nation of reality TV junkies."

posted to Olympics at 10:01 AM CDT

Conceptually sound, but reads like it was written for a college paper by an angry poli sci major.

Comment icon posted at 11:57 AM CDT on February 25

Darren Daulton, Moonbat "Reality is created and guarded by numeric patterns that overlap and awaken human consciousness, like a giant matrix or hologram," writes the .245 lifetime hitter.

posted to Baseball at 4:03 PM CDT

"I've been thrown in jail five or six times," Daulton says from his home in Tampa. "Nicole thinks I'm crazy. She blames everything on drugs and drinking. But I don't take drugs and I'm not a drunk. Nicole just doesn't understand metaphysics."

Neither does the jailer, apparently.

Comment icon posted at 11:51 AM CDT on February 18

1836 Has Been 86'ed The owners of Houston's Major League Soccer franchise learned something unexpected when they chose the name 1836 to honor soccer tradition and a historic year in Texas, which included the city's founding and Texas independence: Some people think the wrong side won that war. "For Mexicans, Texas secession started the process of American conquest culminating in the invasion of Mexico in 1846 and the loss of almost half its territory," writes Raul Ramos.

posted to Soccer at 12:52 PM CDT

I have the deepest sympathy for Raul Ramos and all the other courageous people who must make their way in the world without the benefit of a life.

Comment icon posted at 2:56 PM CDT on February 15

Coyotes' Rick Tocchet implicated in sports gambling ring. Phoenix Coyotes assistant coach Rick Tocchet financed a nationwide sports gambling ring in which about a dozen current NHL players placed bets, authorities said Tuesday. Among those thought to be involved are the Penguins' Mark Recchi, Wayne Gretzky's wife Janet Jones, and the ring could also be tied to the crime family of Bruno Scarfo.

posted to Hockey at 1:08 PM CDT

I guess it's going to a be a late night on the meat grinder over at Satriale's.

Comment icon posted at 2:22 PM CDT on February 7

Artest Finally Dealt to Kings The elements came together Wednesday, and this time they stuck: The Kings sent sharpshooter Peja Stojakovic to the Pacers for Artest in an on-again, off-again deal that's been talked about for months.

posted to Basketball at 10:38 AM CDT

I guessing Ron-Ron was swayed by some comp visits to the Hardwood Suite.

Comment icon posted at 3:59 PM CDT on January 26

Isiah Thomas is being sued for sexual harassment. Female executive of the Knicks renders the charges.

posted to Basketball at 10:24 AM CDT

The problem with Isiah is that he is so deeply wierd that you can't really gauge his intentions at any time.

The NYT article, as summarized at True Hoop, contains this perfect piece of unintentional comedy:

She said that Mills also told her early last year that Knicks players were not cooperating with her, at Thomas's direction. She said that led directly to a promotional campaign using cardboard cutouts of the players.

"Look, when I said the players would making an appearance, I didn't mean the actual players..."

Comment icon posted at 1:22 PM CDT on January 25

Marcus Vick's downward spiral continues... The former Virginia Tech quarterback, kicked off the team last week for unsportsmanlike behavior and legal troubles, now has more of the latter, after allegedly brandishing a gun during an argument in a McDonald's parking lot.

posted to Football at 3:14 PM CDT

Imagine if Marcus Vick, Maurice Clarrett, Terrell Owens, and Ray Lewis were on the same team. That would be a sight indeed.

Even though everybody hates TO, he doesn't belong in that group. It's still not against the law to be a complete jerk.

Comment icon posted at 8:30 AM CDT on January 10

Brett picks a coach But Mariucci isn't even on the Packers interview list. It could be no Mariucci, no Favre in Green Bay.

posted to Football at 6:32 AM CDT

Hold the wedding. Early in the season, didn't Farve make noises along the lines of 'if Mike Sherman goes, I go'? Now he hasn't even called him after he was fired and makes it clear he's cool with Mariucci. Fickle boy.

(btw, LMAO at rcade)

Comment icon posted at 11:35 AM CDT on January 7

2006 NFL Mock Draft The order is out. 1. Houston 2. New Orleans 3. Tennessee 4. New York Jets 5. Green Bay 5. Oakland/SF 7. SF/Oakland 8. Buffalo 9. Detroit 10. Arizona What do these guys need, who will they take?

posted to Football at 1:18 PM CDT

I can hear it now: "And with the ninth pick, the Detroit Lions select wide receiver..."

Comment icon posted at 11:37 AM CDT on January 6