Recent Locker Room Comments by dusted

Should SportsFilter Think of the Children?

You say "I will council my son to realize that not all are as well educated as he is" and "He led by example" followed by "i could care less how long you have been on here."

That's the crux: you could care less, but expect us to care greatly about your concerns, and you insult us in the meantime!

I grew up in a fundamental Christian environment, surrounded by Christians of all kinds. There were good, humble people trying to live their own lives well, and there were the people obsessed over the minor sins of others. I'm just guessing, but from what little I've read of your comments here, you fit into the latter group. You need to take a good look inward and see what you're actually teaching your son with your example.

Peace.

posted by dusted at 03:40 PM on November 05

Comments with Profanity

A well-placed profanity is a valuable asset. Glad there's no blanket rule.

posted by dusted at 02:26 PM on September 04

Sidelines

I've wanted to write a post about the arms race between World Superbikes and MotoGP, but I can't bring myself to post about it under "Auto Racing." So wow, one more moron to ignore... :)

posted by dusted at 01:44 PM on August 28

Ask SpoFi: Lesser known sports podcast recommendations?

For serious runners, the Running Times Radio podcast is fantastic. It's mostly interviews with elite athletes and coaches about training. They cover a really wide range of topics: recovery, masters runners, youth running, marathoning, miler training, etc.

Great thread idea!

posted by dusted at 02:09 AM on July 09

I'm wanting to puchus a CrossBow

Blitzed out of his gourd.

posted by dusted at 12:17 PM on June 05

Congrats to jbou for defeating moi in the spofi basketball league.

BoKnows, I meant the amount of moves made during the playoffs. It's almost impossible to lose on any given week if you have quite a few more games than your opponent.

jbou, I agree that a large part of your winning the league was the Wade and Jamison pickups. I went back and looked, and you made five moves in the semifinals and four in the finals. That's not excessive, so my apologies - I should have looked a little closer before (metaphorically) opening my mouth. Congratulations.

Sorry for pissing in the water in a very friendly and competitive league. My bad.

posted by dusted at 02:33 PM on May 04

Congrats to jbou for defeating moi in the spofi basketball league.

Without trying to cause controversy, I felt the constant adding and dropping was not very sportsmanlike. Maybe we should switch to a roto format for next year? What's the skill in making sure you have fifteen more games than the other guy?

posted by dusted at 01:31 AM on April 29

SportsFilter Under Development

rcade, it's still not working for me. I've tried logging in and out again and deleting the page content, but still none of the changes are showing up on the page. No big deal, but just another item for your list.

Thanks!

posted by dusted at 03:11 PM on January 11

SportsFilter Under Development

Tried to update my profile (for the first time in years) with no luck. It looks like the changes have been accepted, but the profile stays the same. Tried logging in and out with the same results.

posted by dusted at 10:39 AM on January 11

SportsFilter Under Development

It's like an old friend has returned. Yes!

Oh, thank you thank you thank you! I didn't realize how badly I missed this old friend!

posted by dusted at 10:21 AM on January 11

Spofi H2H Basketball Update - Week 3

God, I was up all week, then this. Now one of my point guards is in Brazil (take care of your family, Leandro), and the rest of my team might as well be. No Ankle Left Unsprained!

posted by dusted at 01:39 PM on November 17

Spofi H2h Basketball Update - Week 2

Wow, I knew you were cooking up something good, but now I'm just ashamed of my table from last week. Excellent work!!!

posted by dusted at 02:19 AM on November 14

SpoFi Basketball H2H Week 1 results

Aww yeah...

I'm coming back to kick your ass for that one, Mr. Hand. Week 10 and 19 are circled, brother.

posted by dusted at 06:37 PM on November 05

SpoFi Basketball H2H Week 1 results

Oh lovely, I see I screwed up the team name links. They're relative URLs and I forgot to switch them to the Yahoo site. Oh well. Monday, dude.

posted by dusted at 03:44 PM on November 03

SpoFi Basketball H2H Week 1 results

Sorry, mbd1 - I'll fix that on the next one. Anyone got SpoFi names for 1, 2 and 5?

Yukon, we're tied at the bottom, but it looks like the results are listed alphabetical.

posted by dusted at 03:42 PM on November 03

SpoFi Basketball H2H Week 1 results

Ugh. That table will have to do... the Locker Room code and preview function is a fucking mess.

posted by dusted at 01:10 PM on November 03

2008 Fantasy Basketball Draft Results

Yes, Yukon, that would be great. Anyone else want to pitch in?

posted by dusted at 12:00 AM on October 28

2008 Fantasy Basketball Draft Results

Thanks, BoKnows. We'll see. If I could re-do a few picks, I'd have taken Nash instead of Deron Williams and gone for someone with more upside (and fewer sprained ankles) than Shane Battier.

After the draft, I'd say Flying Elbows and Spacemen have to be the favorites.

posted by dusted at 10:50 PM on October 26

2008 Fantasy Basketball Draft Results

Uhh... make that ten teams. Be sure to identify your team by your SpoFi name.

Call it a Comeback = me.

posted by dusted at 01:57 PM on October 25

2008 Fantasy Basketball Draft Results

Round 12
1.Jameer NelsonScrew You Guys
2.Nene HilarioUndecided
3.Derrick Rosethe show
4.Raja BellMadeleine Allbricks
5.Ryan GomesCall it a Comeback
6.Nick CollisonDiaw'd He Do That
7.Ronnie BrewerFlying Elbows VI
8.Wilson ChandlerD'AntonisWinnerz
9.Marcus WilliamsSpacemen
10.Jeff GreenTolbert's Lovechild

posted by dusted at 01:56 PM on October 25

2008 Fantasy Basketball Draft Results

Round 11
1.J.R. SmithTolbert's Lovechild
2.Kirk HinrichSpacemen
3.Ben GordonD'AntonisWinnerz
4.Kenyon MartinFlying Elbows VI
5.Beno UdrihDiaw'd He Do That
6.Gilbert ArenasCall it a Comeback
7.Joakim NoahMadeleine Allbricks
8.O.J. Mayothe show
9.Raymond FeltonUndecided
10.Charlie VillanuevaScrew You Guys

posted by dusted at 01:55 PM on October 25

2008 Fantasy Basketball Draft Results

Round 10
1.Kevin LoveScrew You Guys
2.Tony ParkerUndecided
3.Tyrus Thomasthe show
4.John SalmonsMadeleine Allbricks
5.Zydrunas IlgauskasCall it a Comeback
6.Francisco GarciaDiaw'd He Do That
7.Al HarringtonFlying Elbows VI
8.Nate RobinsonD'AntonisWinnerz
9.Jamario MoonSpacemen
10.Luis ScolaTolbert's Lovechild

posted by dusted at 01:55 PM on October 25

2008 Fantasy Basketball Draft Results

Round 9
1.Luol DengTolbert's Lovechild
2.Peja StojakovicSpacemen
3.Zach RandolphD'AntonisWinnerz
4.Mike BibbyFlying Elbows VI
5.Troy MurphyDiaw'd He Do That
6.Shane BattierCall it a Comeback
7.Richard HamiltonMadeleine Allbricks
8.Rajon Rondothe show
9.T.J. FordUndecided
10.Anthony ParkerScrew You Guys

posted by dusted at 01:54 PM on October 25

2008 Fantasy Basketball Draft Results

Round 8
1.Jamal CrawfordScrew You Guys
2.Mike MillerUndecided
3.Jermaine O'Nealthe show
4.Andrei KirilenkoMadeleine Allbricks
5.Boris DiawCall it a Comeback
6.Stephen JacksonDiaw'd He Do That
7.Jason TerryFlying Elbows VI
8.Michael BeasleyD'AntonisWinnerz
9.Randy FoyeSpacemen
10.Marvin WilliamsTolbert's Lovechild

posted by dusted at 01:54 PM on October 25

2008 Fantasy Basketball Draft Results

Round 7
1.LaMarcus AldridgeTolbert's Lovechild
2.Josh HowardSpacemen
3.Greg OdenD'AntonisWinnerz
4.Andris BiedrinsFlying Elbows VI
5.Andrew BogutDiaw'd He Do That
6.Leandro BarbosaCall it a Comeback
7.Brad MillerMadeleine Allbricks
8.Corey Maggettethe show
9.Samuel DalembertUndecided
10.Richard JeffersonScrew You Guys

posted by dusted at 01:54 PM on October 25

2008 Fantasy Basketball Draft Results

Round 6
1.Tyson ChandlerScrew You Guys
2.Chris KamanUndecided
3.David Leethe show
4.Mo WilliamsMadeleine Allbricks
5.Andre MillerCall it a Comeback
6.Monta EllisDiaw'd He Do That
7.Lamar OdomFlying Elbows VI
8.Devin HarrisD'AntonisWinnerz
9.Gerald WallaceSpacemen
10.Emeka OkaforTolbert's Lovechild

posted by dusted at 01:53 PM on October 25

2008 Fantasy Basketball Draft Results

Round 5
1.Kevin DurantTolbert's Lovechild
2.Antawn JamisonSpacemen
3.Jason KiddD'AntonisWinnerz
4.Ron ArtestFlying Elbows VI
5.Hedo TurkogluDiaw'd He Do That
6.Michael ReddCall it a Comeback
7.Rasheed WallaceMadeleine Allbricks
8.Mehmet Okurthe show
9.Mike DunleavyUndecided
10.Tracy McGradyScrew You Guys

posted by dusted at 01:52 PM on October 25

2008 Fantasy Basketball Draft Results

Round 4
1.Dwight HowardScrew You Guys
2.David WestUndecided
3.Joe Johnsonthe show
4.Jason RichardsonMadeleine Allbricks
5.Ray AllenCall it a Comeback
6.Carmelo AnthonyDiaw'd He Do That
7.Andre IguodalaFlying Elbows VI
8.Andrew BynumD'AntonisWinnerz
9.Vince CarterSpacemen
10.Al HorfordTolbert's Lovechild

posted by dusted at 01:52 PM on October 25

2008 Fantasy Basketball Draft Results

Round 3
1.Jose CalderonTolbert's Lovechild
2.Carlos BoozerSpacemen
3.Al JeffersonD'AntonisWinnerz
4.Rashard LewisFlying Elbows VI
5.Josh SmithDiaw'd He Do That
6.Yao MingCall it a Comeback
7.Tim DuncanMadeleine Allbricks
8.Rudy Gaythe show
9.Kevin MartinUndecided
10.Paul PierceScrew You Guys

posted by dusted at 01:51 PM on October 25

2008 Fantasy Basketball Draft Results

Round 2
1.Allen IversonScrew You Guys
2.Caron ButlerUndecided
3.Danny Grangerthe show
4.Baron DavisMadeleine Allbricks
5.Deron WilliamsCall it a Comeback
6.Steve NashDiaw'd He Do That
7.Chauncey BillupsFlying Elbows VI
8.Marcus CambyD'AntonisWinnerz
9.Pau GasolSpacemen
10.Brandon RoyTolbert's Lovechild

posted by dusted at 01:51 PM on October 25

2008 Fantasy Basketball Draft Results

Round 1
1.LeBron JamesTolbert's Lovechild
2.Chris PaulSpacemen
3.Kobe BryantD'AntonisWinnerz
4.Amare StoudemireFlying Elbows VI
5.Dirk NowitzkiDiaw'd He Do That
6.Kevin GarnettCall it a Comeback
7.Elton BrandMadeleine Allbricks
8.Dwyane Wadethe show
9.Shawn MarionUndecided
10.Chris BoshScrew You Guys

posted by dusted at 01:50 PM on October 25

Yahoo H2H Fantasy Basketball

Call It a Comeback is in. Have to regain my title.

posted by dusted at 04:02 AM on October 06

Sigh

OK, one more... consider following metafilter's example of removing ads for logged-in users.

posted by dusted at 01:05 PM on September 29

Sigh

One suggestion: move or get rid of the left column. Before there was a very clear hierarchy and flow to a discussion, with all the crap out of the way and the focus on the comments. Now it feels like the comments are being squeezed between meta data and ads.

For functionality, please bring back the multiple previews and the ability to see all the preceding comments on the preview.

And last, Thank You!

posted by dusted at 01:02 PM on September 29

Where the hell is everybody?

I just have nothing funny or witty or intelligent to add these days. Sometimes the best use of the post button is to not. What he said, plus I can't even tell you the last time I watched sports on TV. I just lost interest.

posted by dusted at 04:39 PM on April 17

Presented without comment,

I love you all. *hug* That is all.

posted by dusted at 12:23 AM on November 06

Anyone else for H2H Fantasy Basketball?

You easily could've gotten stuck with Bibby Nope. He was solidly on the DO NOT DRAFT list. I considered putting Artest on there, but I like crazy. So, to summarize: broken ankles NO, schizophrenia YEAH SURE.

posted by dusted at 12:57 AM on October 30

Anyone else for H2H Fantasy Basketball?

My autodraft went better than expected. I'm leaving my team name as is.

posted by dusted at 12:38 AM on October 28

2007-2008 Spofi Fantasy Basketball league signups

We could keep the roto league with three or four stacked teams and just play an All-Star game every night. That would actually be really fun.

posted by dusted at 07:00 PM on October 05

2007-2008 Spofi Fantasy Basketball league signups

Gotta love Gilbert Arenas: Fantasy Basketball Season Approaching You know, I never play Fantasy Basketball but I always hear a lot about it. The ball boys in every city are like, “Hey Gil. So, how do you feel tonight? Because I have you on my fantasy team …” I’m like, “Yeah … I feel good … What do you win if I do well? Are we splitting it 50-50? If we are then I’ll go out and score 40!” One time a kid was yelling from the stands, “I need you to score two more points! Two more points! Two more points!” So I was like, “OK, here goes your two!” and I let it fly. I just love Fantasy because it brings fun back into sports. NBA.com has me ranked as the No. 1 fantasy point guard. That’s what I’m talking about. Showing the love. My swagger got me No. 1. It wasn’t my actual basketball skills, it was my swag. Steve Nash’s swag is not like mine. He may throw them dimes, but I throw the one-liner. Nash, Kidd, Chris Paul and Deron Williams round out the top five. That’s a great list to have behind me. Those guys deserve to be back there. That’s nice. Ha.

posted by dusted at 08:47 AM on October 05

2007-2008 Spofi Fantasy Basketball league signups

There's not much interest in the roto league - 3 people. Should we drop it? Only 4 spots left in the H2H league.

posted by dusted at 05:08 PM on October 04

Final '07 Fantasy Baseball Standings

Only in Spofi's baseball roto league would there be controversy about the Costanza.

posted by dusted at 09:56 PM on October 02

2007-2008 Spofi Fantasy Basketball league signups

Hi Kendall. No, it hasn't been deleted. Try one of the links below: http://basketball.fantasysports.yahoo.com/nba/36550 http://basketball.fantasysports.yahoo.com/league/spofiroto Password is "spofi" - email me if you still have problems.

posted by dusted at 02:47 PM on September 28

2007-2008 Spofi Fantasy Basketball league signups

Sure, works for me. Will it be a problem for anyone? H2H league draft changed to Oct. 27 at 7PM Pacific.

posted by dusted at 01:52 PM on September 27

2007-2008 Spofi Fantasy Basketball league signups

Roto league draft changed to Oct. 20 at 5PM Pacific. I'll let the week go by and see what kind of interest there is in the roto league. If it's just a few people, I'll kill it and do just the H2H.

posted by dusted at 01:37 PM on September 27

2007-2008 Spofi Fantasy Basketball league signups

Ufez, you're in the H2H league, right?

posted by dusted at 10:13 AM on September 27

2007-2008 Spofi Fantasy Basketball league signups

Ha ha! I'll change the draft time to something we can all agree on. Saturday afternoons work fine for me - maybe one on the 20th and the other on the 27th?

posted by dusted at 09:56 AM on September 27

2007-2008 Spofi Fantasy Basketball league signups

dfleming: I created the H2H league about a week ago and sent out invites to about half the players from last year (some don't allow emails from Yahoo). You should have received an invite.

posted by dusted at 12:23 AM on September 27

2007-2008 Spofi Fantasy Basketball league signups

Let me know if you have any suggestions for draft time, settings and league size limits. Thanks!

posted by dusted at 06:55 PM on September 26

2007-2008 Spofi Fantasy Basketball league signups

Most people prefer the fresh start every week and trash-talking aspects of the H2H league. Some prefer the classic roto format, where you've got 82 games to adjust your team's balance and make up point in weak categories. Your choice, or join both. Head-to-Head league http://basketball.fantasysports.yahoo.com/league/spofi League ID#: 9107 League Name: SpoFi Hoopsters Password: spofi Draft Type: Live Draft Draft Time: Sat Oct 27 5:00pm PDT [ Add to My Calendar ] Max Teams: 14 Scoring Type: Head-to-Head Max Moves: No maximum Max Trades: No maximum Trade Reject Time: 2 Trade End Date: March 6, 2008 Waiver Time: 2 days Can't Cut List Provider: Yahoo! Sports Trade Review: League Votes Post Draft Players: Free Agents Weekly Deadline: Daily - Tomorrow Start Scoring on: Week 1 Roster Positions: PG, SG, G, SF, PF, F, C, Util, Util, BN, BN, BN Stat Categories: FG%, FT%, 3PTM, PTS, REB, AST, ST, BLK, TO Rotisserie league http://basketball.fantasysports.yahoo.com/league/spofiroto League ID#: 36550 League Name: Spofi roto Password: spofi Draft Type: Live Draft Draft Time: Sat Oct 27 5:00pm PDT [ Add to My Calendar ] Max Teams: 12 Scoring Type: Rotisserie Max Moves: No maximum Max Trades: No maximum Trade Reject Time: 2 Trade End Date: March 6, 2008 Waiver Time: 2 days Can't Cut List Provider: Yahoo! Sports Trade Review: League Votes Post Draft Players: Follow Waiver Rules Max Games Played: 82 Weekly Deadline: Daily - Tomorrow Start Scoring on: Monday, Oct 29 Roster Positions: PG, SG, G, SF, PF, F, C, C, Util, Util, BN, BN, BN Stat Categories: FG%, FT%, 3PTM, PTS, REB, AST, ST, BLK, TO

posted by dusted at 06:54 PM on September 26

Link Dump:

Crazy Japanese Pitch

posted by dusted at 11:40 AM on June 28

What's wrong with Campfire?

Hilarious because it's true. We all have too much shit.

posted by dusted at 11:49 PM on June 06

For you loyal followers of the Chicksterhood, it's that time again...

Way to go, Chicks! Congrats on taking on a successful team, playing them tough and having fun while winning! Texan, if this youth coaching gig doesn't work out for you, you might have a future in sportswriting. My blood was pumping harder and harder as I read... I don't think I took a breath once the ball went over their defense.

posted by dusted at 01:46 PM on April 23

Fantasy Basketball H2H league

I didn't think of it that way, but yes, Amir would have won the league for you. Ouch. Chris Webber (who I benched for the first time since I traded for him) didn't play, which gave Amir lots of playing time. With it this close, if any one of our last day moves were different, you would have won.

posted by dusted at 01:18 PM on April 19

Fantasy Basketball H2H league

Wow. I expected it to be close, but not this close. Great job, smithers - with all your stars quitting on you, you still almost won. First off, I'd like to thank Kevin Garnett for taking an early vacation on smithers - I couldn't have won without that, buddy. Second, I'd like to thank Joe Smith for having a great game, going 11-17, scoring 26 points. I subbed Smith for Jason Hart at the last second, and Hart went 0-6 and didn't score a single point. Just dumb luck: Smith hadn't scored 20 points all year.

Team
FG%
FT%
3PTM
PTS
REB
AST
ST
BLK
TO
Score
Maude Lebowski (dusted)
.459
.778
43
855
333
212
57
25
108
5
Tolbert's Lovechild (smithers)
.516
.793
60
852
293
138
46
21
104
4
Congrats to mbd1 for third place. His matchup with The_Black_Hand was also very close, although the final score was not:
Team
FG%
FT%
3PTM
PTS
REB
AST
ST
BLK
TO
Score
Flying Elbows IV (mbd1)
.497
.788
42
809
293
181
64
21
96
7
Bring Down the Nasty (The_Black_Hand)
.461
.789
40
779
261
179
56
15
94
2
Great season! See you all next year.

posted by dusted at 10:52 AM on April 19

Fantasy Basketball H2H league

From the way I see the standings, I can win on FT%, points or TOs, and I'm unlikely to lose on anything (although blocks, steals and rebounds aren't exactly safe). We'll see in the morning.

posted by dusted at 11:51 PM on April 18

Fantasy Basketball H2H league

Today is looking better. I'm cautiously optimistic.

posted by dusted at 08:24 PM on April 18

Fantasy Basketball H2H league

Ouch. Maybe next year we can move the playoffs one week earlier? It's a little ridiculous for me to grab Joe Smith in case I want to play him over Bosh.

posted by dusted at 12:17 AM on April 18

Fantasy Basketball H2H league

Shit, Bosh didn't play at all.

posted by dusted at 09:46 PM on April 17

Fantasy Basketball H2H league

No problem with the strategy, as long as we're both using it (and we are). This is the first day in a week you're ahead in the matchup... not good timing for me. I think it comes down to how much our stars play over the next couple of days. I seriously doubt Gerald Wallace will play more than a couple of minutes Wednesday, but what am I going to do - bench him?

posted by dusted at 02:30 PM on April 17