Recent Locker Room Comments by kloeprich

After about the third link I got lost and wandered aimlessly around the Internet for about an hour before I finally found my way back. By then I was too tired to post anything. Maybe it's just my short attention span, but when I see all those links I tend to fade away. Anyway, what was the question?

posted by kloeprich at 05:37 PM on November 11

On behalf of Corpse and Grum, I would like to ask that the other teams in the league stop scoring so many points against us. Bullies.

posted by kloeprich at 05:25 PM on November 11

When I die, I would like to go peacefully, in my sleep, like my Grandfather did. Not screaming and yelling like the passenger in his car. I knew this thread would get productive eventually.

posted by kloeprich at 11:48 AM on November 06

grum: I'm just saying I'm not as bad as it looks dano: that's what we all say, grum =) Well, not all. My team is much worse than it looks. By all rights I should be 2-5. Got to love those reception points.

posted by kloeprich at 12:20 PM on October 30

Sorry I'm late to the fray - I stopped to pick up the swords and pitchforks. I'm afraid the boiling oil was on backorder. Line forms to the left...

posted by kloeprich at 03:40 PM on October 16

**hands on ears** lalalalalalalalalalalalala

posted by kloeprich at 06:56 PM on October 09

I must have the worst third place team in the history of fantasy football. If Vick can just come back strong I might actually be able to make the playoffs with more than smoke and mirrors. Excellent table Dano - your hard work is appreciated.

posted by kloeprich at 06:42 PM on October 09

Come you guys, take it easy on Forbes. Their magazine is how I found SpoFi in the first wait that was Fortune or maybe Money. All these mags doing their annual sportsblog review - it gets so confusing.

posted by kloeprich at 12:28 AM on October 02

I have a suggestion: since WC doesn't like us anymore and won't do interviews and billsaysthis has been dying to be interviewed, how about we recruit the big O to fill the void and interview bill? We could probaly get the whole thing on Pay-Per-View which would help raise money for all the future lawsuits. "His sublime God-given talent is backed by a steely broad-band connection and a deep vocabulary"

posted by kloeprich at 09:22 AM on September 13

Is it 'doth turneth' or 'doth turnest'? I always forget.

posted by kloeprich at 06:20 PM on September 09

I'm guessing if it's a push like that nobody gets points.

posted by kloeprich at 01:11 AM on September 07

Are the acheson's talking to themselves? That's got to be a SpoFi interview first.

posted by kloeprich at 08:00 PM on August 13

Wait - that was my plan! From the looks of things there really isn't a whole lot the commish to do in this football league now that it's under way. Let's see how this goes and if he screws up we sic Starfucker on him. Is that Jerseygirl?

posted by kloeprich at 07:06 PM on August 13

68 "...and that, my liege, is how we know the Earth to be banana shaped."

posted by kloeprich at 08:15 PM on August 08

I do see a trend developing here.

posted by kloeprich at 07:38 PM on August 07

And WC, where is our acheson interview?

posted by kloeprich at 07:12 PM on August 05

ESPN? Hell, we run two or three of those guys out of here a week.

posted by kloeprich at 07:09 PM on August 05

No problem. Tips hat, strolls off into sunset.

posted by kloeprich at 02:29 PM on August 05

Complete shot in the dark: try using single quotes ('') instead of double quotes.

posted by kloeprich at 01:48 AM on August 02

I'm in. But could we get them to clunker up that interface a little more? I could have hacked us some accounts at Caeser's in less time than that took.

posted by kloeprich at 12:02 AM on July 29

Yeah, what happened to WC? Still recovering from the big Mtn View SpoFi sangria-fiesta?

posted by kloeprich at 02:09 PM on July 28

I'm very bummed I wasn't able to get in on the live draft. Went through all the gyrations of the pre-draft rankings but still ended up with a nothing at RB and Caspar the defense. Should be fun still - never been in a league with 15 teams before. How many actually did show for the draft?

posted by kloeprich at 02:06 PM on July 28

Hmmm...let's make it 50 cents per. And I didn't for a minute think you were soliciting - or I wouldn't have offered. No pressure on anyone else. I think what you're doing is awesome and I wish you a lot of luck.

posted by kloeprich at 09:12 PM on July 27

How about some SpoFi member participation? I love a good local cause (even if it's not my locale). I'll pony up $1/pound - but we need regular updates.

posted by kloeprich at 07:22 PM on July 27

Perhaps the Locker Room needs its own sidebar?

posted by kloeprich at 07:18 PM on July 27

Super Troopers - I don't recall who said it exactly.

posted by kloeprich at 10:27 PM on July 25

Thanks for the invite! Clovis is a bit away - think Fresno - and I'm afraid I'll be on a lake Sunday. So I'll pass on this invite but I'd love to attend some future NorCal SpoFier function.

posted by kloeprich at 08:45 PM on July 25

And, um, duh.

posted by kloeprich at 08:13 PM on July 25

Okay that's wrong - just Googled it.

posted by kloeprich at 08:13 PM on July 25

Was that the John Mahoney character in "Eight Men Out" - Kid something or other?

posted by kloeprich at 08:11 PM on July 25

Fried bologna, Wfraze's gross link, flat hot know it's almost meal time on the left coast. I may have to join WC and drink my dinner. Again. (Like I need an excuse.)

posted by kloeprich at 07:35 PM on July 25

Headlights! oh...dammit.

posted by kloeprich at 02:21 PM on July 25

Note to self: eat before attending games at Great American Ballpark.

posted by kloeprich at 01:33 PM on July 25

pulling Courtney Cox onstage for that awful song Yep. And as a result we can thank the Boss for both Friends, and this newly spun-off, surely to be early cancelled dreck-in-waiting.

posted by kloeprich at 06:42 PM on July 24

Well, last month they absolutely ruined the ANOVA section.

posted by kloeprich at 08:55 PM on July 23

Yeah, but the staples always get in the way of the really good parts.

posted by kloeprich at 06:52 PM on July 23

I'll stump for you Hal. But only if you promise every answer won't turn into a lithograph for Sabrematician's Monthly.

posted by kloeprich at 06:13 PM on July 23

Hey, that sounds like Jayson Blair's new gig.

posted by kloeprich at 02:34 PM on July 23

Women. Was that an option?

posted by kloeprich at 12:25 PM on July 23

I think I prefer Behaviorally Disabled. Tipping over cars? That's it? I thought you were going thrill us with your misdeeds. Drinking stories man, we need drinking stories! Don't mean to derail you WC, but we can't let wfraze get away with too much of this Leo Buscaglia crap.

posted by kloeprich at 11:46 AM on July 23

Oh and soup! My wife's Italian grandmother - God rest her soul - would never serve pasta without soup. It's like the French have a different word for everything.

posted by kloeprich at 11:43 PM on July 22

Pasta does sound good. What kinda sauce we talkin' about?

posted by kloeprich at 11:29 PM on July 22

It's no coincidence that's the only decent movie she ever made. Well, 9 to 5 was decent I guess. And there was this ... How to make a million dollars: first, get a million dollars.

posted by kloeprich at 11:17 PM on July 22

So, I bought 10 tons of cardboard at 3 cents a ton - now it's up to 5 cents, so, well, you do the math. The best part is I got a special deal where I only have to keep half of it at my house.

posted by kloeprich at 10:50 PM on July 22

Ahhh. Don't get me started on the Steve Martin riffs.

posted by kloeprich at 10:34 PM on July 22

Wait! I was going to post a comment before you answered. Aw, nerts... Mr. Daddy Pants Am I reading correctly in that you're now a father? If so, congrats! We just had our third. Kids are awesome. Diapers aren't.

posted by kloeprich at 10:27 PM on July 22

Hmmm. Hulk...clowning chimps eating eucalyptus leaves and crashing through's all starting to make sense. One more beer and I'll have the whole thing figured out.

posted by kloeprich at 09:38 PM on July 21

Just what is the comment record? Just trying to help a brother out, WC.

posted by kloeprich at 05:47 PM on July 21

Hey, Samsonov, tell that one joker to quit calling my house at 6:45 every night. I'm not buying anymore shares of MarchFirst.

posted by kloeprich at 02:51 PM on July 21

53. And this is by far WC's best interview to date. He just gets better and better. The way he slowly draws the interviewee out - what a magnificent sense of pacing. "And, when the doctor said I didn't have worms any more, that was the happiest day of my life."

posted by kloeprich at 11:44 PM on July 20

If I win I want the money - I need it to frame the 8 x 10 of Craig Stadler's gut I won in the Annika Sorenstam contest - and I'm still waiting for it, wfrazerjr.

posted by kloeprich at 12:17 PM on June 18

Okay, I'm in. I know nothing but I couldn't resist.

posted by kloeprich at 12:43 PM on June 17

And can we have background music?

posted by kloeprich at 05:41 PM on May 20

And, of course, we need pictures.

posted by kloeprich at 11:01 AM on May 14

The pressure of the interviews is clearly getting to WC. Do we have a backup in case he cracks completely?

posted by kloeprich at 12:00 PM on May 09

WC, while you're at it, how about getting started on another interview? I'm going through withdrawals. I nominate Grum.

posted by kloeprich at 05:43 PM on May 08

We have been sadly lacking in fishing derby links.

posted by kloeprich at 01:53 PM on May 08

I check ESPN regularly (okay, obsessively) and yet still often miss items linked to by other members. I vote status quo.

posted by kloeprich at 12:58 PM on May 08

Pop ups and porn, or even porn pops, are fine, but this site seems like purely a porn advertising vehicle and pretty much a waste of time. The content here is borderline at best.

posted by kloeprich at 12:53 PM on May 08

just lurking...

posted by kloeprich at 07:55 PM on March 25