55. We're knights of the SpoFi table, We quote whenever we're able, We do interviews, and fantasy leagues, With verbosity impeccable. We dine well here in Camelot, We eat ham, and jam, and spam a lot.

posted by pfuller at 04:53 PM on August 08, 2003

Rank	Team Name	SpoFi Name	Total Points	Last Week	Change
1	Bosiak Bashers	etrader9	6035	140	No Idea
2	ufez	Ufez Jones	6030	25
3	StarFookers	StarFucker	5785	45
4	big perv	pfuller	5525	220
5	Dangling Tits	worldcup2002	5310	180
6	The Torn ACLs	jpoulos	4785	75
7	Atlanta Arsenal	trox	4565	110
7	The Scampi of Doom	kafkaesque	4565	30
9	Trendelmaniacs	ttrendel	4560	160
10	CF Gibson		4500	140
11	Zulu Army	squealy	4305	165
12	Cash City Rockers	Fat Buddha	4050	50
13	37 Push Ups	corpse	3965
14	Spacemen	jasonspaceman	3875	255
15	BABG	Andy	3800	25
16	Deez Nuts		3770	340
17	Mad Rrhea	Paul	3515	110
18	Turnip Surprise	BigCalm	3100	65
19	Abuna FC	Abuna	2885	65
20	hardtimes inwestpho	eckeric	2595	0

We've got a pretty good fight at the top with etrader9 and Ufez seperated by only 5 points. There is also a tight race in the 6-10 spots with everyone within a few hundred points of each other. (Sorry about the gap in league coverage everyone, but I see most of you have had more pressing matters to concern yourself with.)

posted by pfuller at 06:51 PM on August 05, 2003

1 ufez 1910 425 2 big perv 1705 395 3 37 Push Ups 1555 695 4 The Torn ACLs 1415 470 5 Bosiak Bashers 1380 285 6 Mad Rrhea 1315 205 7 The Scampi of Doom 1265 390 8 Trendelmaniacs 1185 535 9 Dangling Tits 1175 115 10 Atlanta Arsenal 1150 360 11 Zulu Army 1140 140 12 StarFookers 1135 330 13 BABG 1060 315 14 Spacemen 1015 360 15 Cash City Rockers 960 240 16 Turnip Surprise 945 145 17 hardtimes inwestpho 500 155 18 CF Gibson 495 370 19 Deez Nuts 455 335 20 Abuna FC 370 290 Sorry for the lack of a pretty table. I am currently attending my sister's graduation here and happened upon a wireless signal so I thought I would put it up relatively quickly as I will be on the road for the next few days. Corpse led the pack for the third week in a row, scoring 695 points. Jeez man, slow down! And Ufez slightly extended his lead over second place with another strong showing.

posted by pfuller at 11:50 AM on May 18, 2003

Maybe the shock of winning has left him speechless?

posted by pfuller at 12:35 PM on May 13, 2003

Umm... the full standings are not yet updated, but has anyone else looked at Fat Buddha's and StarFucker's team pages? :-p

posted by pfuller at 07:07 PM on May 12, 2003

1. Yes 2. worldcup2002 3. Only if we can't find another free league. 4. worldcup2002 (you don't even have to use a table) If anyone else volunteers, however, I will support them as well.

posted by pfuller at 01:07 PM on May 12, 2003

Rank	Team Name	SpoFi Name	Total Points	Last Week	Change
1	ufez	Ufez Jones	1900	510
2	big perv	pfuller	1670	385
3	37 Push Ups	corpse	1465	540	+4
4	Bosiak Bashers	etrader9	1380	200	-1
5	The Torn ACLs	jpoulos	1355	305	-1
6	Mad Rrhea	Paul	1230	395	+4
7	The Scampi of Doom	kafkaesque	1205	235	-2
8	Dangling Tits	worldcup2002	1175	215	-2
9	Trendelmaniacs	ttrendel	1170	300	+2
10	StarFookers	StarFucker	1135	270	-1
10	Zulu Army	squealy	1135	255	-2
12	Atlanta Arsenal	trox	1100	290
13	BABG	Andy	1025	400	+2
14	Spacemen	jasonspaceman	960	240
15	Turnip Surprise	BigCalm	945	220	-2
15	Cash City Rockers	Fat Buddha	945	340	+1
17	hardtimes inwestpho	eckeric	500	190
18	Deez Nutz		455	285	+1
19	CF Gibson		435	260	-1
20	Abuna FC	Abuna	340	255

Ufez extended his lead over second place by scoring 510 pts, second highest total for the week. corpse continued his meteoric rise by scoring 540 points, leading the league for the second week in a row. He has climbed 11 spots in two weeks! StarFucker - The first week only had one game.

posted by pfuller at 09:46 AM on May 12, 2003

posted by pfuller at 03:54 PM on May 08, 2003

Each team plays 30 games (plus playoffs, which I don't think will count for the fantasy league), but I think the regular season lasts about 32-33 weeks because of teams having a week off and the All-Star game, which I think is a little over half-way through the season.

posted by pfuller at 02:44 PM on May 08, 2003

I agree with StarFucker. The warning makes it acceptable to me.

posted by pfuller at 10:58 AM on May 08, 2003

Holy Crap, I thought I might be heartless, but a freaking 18! You have a lower than average ability for understanding how other people feel and responding accordingly. Most people with Asperger Syndrome or high-functioning autism score about 20. Stupid online tests, what do they know?

posted by pfuller at 03:24 PM on May 02, 2003

I had the problem too, BigCalm, before corpse set me straight. You have to remove all carriage returns from the table so that it is all on one line. [table][tr][td][/td][/tr][/table] - no gap [table] [tr] [td] [/td] [/tr] [/table] - gap of approximately five lines, one for each line break

posted by pfuller at 08:17 AM on May 01, 2003

I used to be a much better manager than I am now.

posted by pfuller at 10:28 AM on April 29, 2003

My fault, worldcup, I mean NY Times Arts Section. I used bgcolor in the tr instead of the td on every other row, resulting in this on different browsers/platforms: The student will learn from his mistakes. :-) *notes that Safari might not be the best browser to preview his html*

posted by pfuller at 09:37 PM on April 28, 2003

Rank	Team Name	SpoFi Name	Total Points	Last Week
1	big perv	pfuller	1205	495
2	Bosiak Bashers	etrader9	1070	365
3	ufez	Ufez Jones	1010	335
4	The Torn ACLs	jpoulos	935	460
5	Dangling Tits	worldcup2002	925	275
6	The Scampi of Doom	kafkaesque	890	230
7	Zulu Army	squealy	800	200
8	Mad Rrhea	SF's friend Paul	790	200
9	Turnip Surprise	BigCalm	685	125
10	Spacemen	jasonspaceman	680	205
11	Atlanta Arsenal	trox	645	200
12	StarFookers	StarFucker	615	140
13	Trendelmaniacs	ttrendel	590	340
14	37 Push Ups	corpse	490	180
15	BABG	SF's friend Andy	260	260
16	hardtimes inwestpho	eckeric	235	235
17	Cash City Rockers		205	205
18	Abuna FC		0	0

Table format courtesy of corpse.

posted by pfuller at 04:52 PM on April 28, 2003

I'll do it, but should I do it now or wait for the stats to be updated?

posted by pfuller at 02:51 PM on April 28, 2003

corpse, when you previewed the table before posting was there a 2-3 inch gap of blank space above it? I tried to use a table for the MLS leagure report last week, but abandoned the idea because I didn't know how to get the gap to go away.

posted by pfuller at 10:55 AM on April 28, 2003

why not give it full prominence by posting it as another Locker Room thread? My bad, I saw you were doing the EPL and thought I would just add the MLS to this instead of two consecutive soccer fantasy league posts. If no one else wants it, I don't mind making the MLS league posts for at least a few weeks, but I will be AWOL for the month of June.

posted by pfuller at 01:49 PM on April 23, 2003

I'm in first of the MLS league. Sorry Ufez, I stole the lead thanks to the vagaries of the MLS statisticians:

PLEASE NOTE: Per Major League Soccer, the following statistical changes have been made after thorough review of the one (1) MLS game over the weekend. Further statistical verification may be found at http://www.mlsnet.com/statistics/tmstats.html. Jeff Agoos (KC @ SJ) - NO ASSIST AWARDED

My one week reign at the top shall be celebrated this weekend by making a drunken ass of myself at a friend's wedding. :-)

posted by pfuller at 12:36 PM on April 23, 2003

From the MLS fantasy league page: PLEASE NOTE: Per Major League Soccer, the following statistical changes have been made after thorough review of the five (5) MLS games over the weekend. Further statistical verification may be found at http://www.mlsnet.com/statistics/tmstats.html . B. West - 2nd Assist (CLB @ MET) NO ASSIST AWARDED L. Donovan - 2nd Assist (SJ @ COL) NO ASSIST AWARDED C. Talley - Assist (DC @ KC) NO ASSIST AWARDED B. Convey - 2nd Assist (DC @ KC) NO ASSIST AWARDED D. Fabbro - 2nd Assist (DC @ KC) NO ASSIST AWARDED R. Faria - Assist (NE @ CHI) NO ASSIST AWARDED A. Williams - 2nd Assist (NE @ CHI) NO ASSIST AWARDED I guess this explains the scoring changes.

posted by pfuller at 09:54 AM on April 19, 2003

For a second, I thought I had mispelled "friend" and ran over to dictionary.com where I stumbled upon this: Word History: A friend is a lover, literally. Not to say that this is what worldcup was laughing at, but maybe he was reading it literally.

posted by pfuller at 01:04 PM on April 14, 2003

1 etrader9 - Bosiak Bashers 525 1 kafkaesque - The Scampi of Doom 525 3 worldcup2002 - Dangling Tits 460 4 Ufez Jones - ufez 440 5 pfuller - big perv 400 6 jasonspaceman - Spacemen 375 7 SF's friend Paul - Mad Rrhea 370 8 squealy - Zulu Army 320 9 StarFucker - StarFookers 310 10 BigCalm - Turnip Surprise 280 11 trox - Atlanta Arsenal 275 11 jpoulos - The Torn ACLs 275 13 corpse - 37 Push Ups 0 13 SF's friend Andy - BABG 0 13 ttrendel - Trendelmaniacs 0 13 eckeric - hardtimes inwestpho 0

posted by pfuller at 10:21 AM on April 14, 2003

I'm not sure how this is relevant, but Ouch! that must have hurt.

posted by pfuller at 09:23 AM on March 28, 2003

I got this too, although I wouldn't have seen it without this post. StarFucker - hotmail automatically filtered it into the junk mail folder. Spam sucks.

posted by pfuller at 09:40 AM on March 27, 2003

*hugs worldcup, offers him a peacecake* On Preview: Talks about whatever ufez wrote so it shows that I not only push preview, I pay attention. (emoticon)

posted by pfuller at 03:29 PM on March 25, 2003

Asks why worldcup is still here, points out that he pledged to leave.

posted by pfuller at 03:05 PM on March 25, 2003

Comment about the place being better off without the people who don't want to be here anyways.

posted by pfuller at 12:03 PM on March 25, 2003

Oh, and I have never posted under the influence of alcohol, but after reading what I just wrote, I might start.

posted by pfuller at 10:46 AM on March 21, 2003

I am incredibly bored at work today.

posted by pfuller at 03:25 PM on March 19, 2003

I believe I've dropped back to 8th place, dammit! The race is getting quite tight though, as it appears the 3-8 scores are very close: 3. 1748 4. 1734 5. 1721 6. 1713.47 7. 1713.27 8. 1710

posted by pfuller at 01:54 PM on March 19, 2003