Recent Locker Room Comments by worldcup2002

Arguing Politics During My Vasectomy

All I wanna know is:

Does the ... erm ... procedure, you know, hinder your performance, post-op?

When the gun is firing blanks, is it still as pleasurable to fire it as when you were using live bullets?

Can you still see the blanks? Do they look, urm, funny?

And, of course, I am inquiring on behalf of, uh, a friend. Yeah. That's the ticket.

posted by worldcup2002 at 05:54 PM on October 27

Auto-Login Enabled

All hail the Pope(squatter)!

posted by worldcup2002 at 06:28 PM on October 23

Mo' bugs, Mo' problemz.

no, the YingYang filter has been activated. Apologize to your friend, but tell him it's not a bug, it's a feature.

posted by worldcup2002 at 01:45 PM on October 10

Mo' bugs, Mo' problemz.

Also, as Bernie Mac said: I ain't scared a' you, muthafuckas! You don't unnerstand!

posted by worldcup2002 at 11:04 PM on October 07

Mo' bugs, Mo' problemz.

Or, if I may paraphrase Bernie Mac (R.I.P.): I'm big-bonered, I'm hung low... when I pull my shit out, the room gets dark!

posted by worldcup2002 at 11:01 PM on October 07

Mo' bugs, Mo' problemz.

Before anyone gets their knickers in a bunch about the last comment, read this. I've loved every moment of it.

posted by worldcup2002 at 07:59 PM on October 07

Mo' bugs, Mo' problemz.

I'm with owlhouse on that "unread comments" feature.

And for you zebra-stripe lovers: Fuck off, you slimy cunts (no, I'm not Joe-kin-near).

posted by worldcup2002 at 07:54 PM on October 07

Mo' bugs, Mo' problemz.

Also, the comment threads are hard to read because the completely even spacing between text blocks (be it a paragraph or the commenter info) makes it hard to distinguish one person's comment from another's.

I'd suggest a few subtle changes (once kirk returns) that will make a world of difference:

1. Don't do any horizontal rules or zebra stripes to separate comments

2. Increase leading between comment blocks from different individuals. Make sure individual paragraphs inside a comment block are closer together than the leading between comment blocks.

3. Fun idea: Put a number next to each individual comment block. This will make it easier to keep your place as you read long threads.

posted by worldcup2002 at 01:38 PM on October 07

Member Pages Are Back

DOODZ - CAN I HAZ MY LOCKER ROOM INTERVIEWZ BAK?

posted by worldcup2002 at 01:23 PM on October 07

New Wii User: Recommend a soccer title?

I know. Getting hit in the head with flying panda heads and football boots ain't no picnic either.

posted by worldcup2002 at 11:19 AM on September 30

New Wii User: Recommend a soccer title?

bill, I've been renting Wii games at the local GameCrazy (Hollywood Video) before I plunk any down. Waiting to try FIFA 08 (09?) but still trying to work with the boy to get all fricking 160 power bricks on Lego Star Wars!

Will try any suggestions on Wii soccer games. Staying away from Mario Strikes coz it does look crazy unrealistic. All the games are unrealistic, but that one's crazy unrealistic.

Also, will immediately plunk down money for any Wii soccer games that come with WiiBoots.

posted by worldcup2002 at 12:41 AM on September 29

Spofi EPL Pool 08-09 Week 4 Update

Oh good grief.

CSS peeplz hope us!

posted by worldcup2002 at 02:34 PM on September 26

Spofi EPL Pool 08-09 Week 4 Update

How about you just post the first table (with the arrows and nice color bars) here and continue to post the whole thing offsite?

As for more serious matters: I'm a-movin' on up!

posted by worldcup2002 at 01:04 AM on September 26

Spofi EPL Pool 08-09 Week 4 Update

Week 5, you mean?

posted by worldcup2002 at 01:02 AM on September 26

Bug: Spofi eats comments

It's not a bug. It's a feature.

posted by worldcup2002 at 05:38 PM on September 23

Spofi EPL pool 08-09

Movin' on up!

posted by worldcup2002 at 02:35 PM on September 17

Spofi Fantasy EPL 08-09 Week 3 Update

I'm verklempt.

posted by worldcup2002 at 11:15 PM on September 02

Spofi EPL pool 08-09

Well, what looked like a promising start to the season has rapidly deteriorated. One might say this season is going to Hull.

posted by worldcup2002 at 07:11 PM on August 31

Spofi EPL pool 08-09

maybe they should make strikethrough the visited state.

JK!

posted by worldcup2002 at 08:19 PM on August 26

Spofi EPL pool 08-09

It's interesting to see etrader took a whopping 20-point penalty (that's five extra trades that week), but still ended up top scorer by 11 points. I may have to reconsider this over-trading thing.

posted by worldcup2002 at 01:09 PM on August 26

Spofi EPL pool 08-09

I totally sucked this week.

Movin' on...

posted by worldcup2002 at 01:07 PM on August 26

Spofi EPL pool 08-09

And I'm talking about the space between comments, not FPPs (which look lovely btw - that's what the comments should be aiming for).

posted by worldcup2002 at 04:03 AM on August 22

Spofi EPL pool 08-09

That trunk still needs more junk.

posted by worldcup2002 at 04:01 AM on August 22

Spofi EPL pool 08-09

I find the comments are much harder to read now. The spacing between comments and "posted by" information is identical, which makes it hard to easily scan from one comment to the next. A little more spacing from the bottom of the "posted by" to the top of the next comment would help. More leading! More bottom padding!

posted by worldcup2002 at 02:33 PM on August 21

Spofi EPL pool 08-09

How about just the deltas? % or absolute change from one week to the next? Or just fun trivia that'll get us riled up? (worst week, etc., all that good stuff you did)

posted by worldcup2002 at 04:16 PM on August 20

Spofi EPL pool preseason update

Actually, I did an auto-pick for my team. So, I can thank the server for my Agbonlahor pick. Also, shows how much I know about picking teams. I'm leaving it all to the computer from now on.

btw, how's everyone doing on their Head-to-Head Leagues? As luck would have it, billsaysthis and I are in the same one. Any other SpoFites in our league? I couldn't recognize anyone besides bill. My team narrowly lost by 8 points and we're stuck in the bottom half. Some team that almost half what I did, still managed to win their match because of their opponents even suckier score. This should be interesting.

posted by worldcup2002 at 06:56 PM on August 18

Spofi EPL pool preseason update

I had Agbonlahor. So you guys can suck it!

But instead of making Aggie captain, I chose Friedel. So, I can suck it, too!

posted by worldcup2002 at 12:09 AM on August 18

Spofi EPL pool preseason update

Bless you, gspm.

posted by worldcup2002 at 02:26 PM on August 11

EPL Fantasy 08-09 Open for business

Even outside of the league, you still find a way to crush my hopes and dreams. Damn you, squealy! Damn you to heeeelllllllll!

posted by worldcup2002 at 04:55 PM on July 14

EPL Fantasy 08-09 Open for business

I'd say the admin should eject squealy. It's the only chance I'll get to win.

posted by worldcup2002 at 12:03 PM on July 14

EPL Fantasy 08-09 Open for business

I'm in. Red Dragons are back!

posted by worldcup2002 at 10:09 PM on July 09

Updated Fantasy Euro 2008 standings

No, the beauty of Torres.

posted by worldcup2002 at 09:56 PM on June 29

Updated Fantasy Euro 2008 standings

Viva Espana! Spain all the way!

posted by worldcup2002 at 10:04 PM on June 26

Updated Fantasy Euro 2008 standings

I am crushed. Crushed, I tell you.

posted by worldcup2002 at 04:44 PM on June 25

Updated Fantasy Euro 2008 standings

2-2!

posted by worldcup2002 at 03:32 PM on June 25

Updated Fantasy Euro 2008 standings

I thought the miracle might have begun early when Turkey went one up. But now, Germany is 2-1 up, with 11 minutes left. Curses!

posted by worldcup2002 at 03:30 PM on June 25

Link dump!

Time to drink some HATORADE!

posted by worldcup2002 at 03:24 PM on June 25

Link dump!

wait wait, are you saying it's fake?

posted by worldcup2002 at 11:57 AM on June 25

Updated Fantasy Euro 2008 standings

Oh, you crazy Turks, you fashioners of improbable victories, pull one more miracle out of your magic shoes.

posted by worldcup2002 at 11:56 AM on June 25

Link dump!

omg - give that girl a contract!

posted by worldcup2002 at 11:49 AM on June 25

Sportsfilter Technology Refresh?

How about bringing back all the lost Locker Room Interviews? If this tech update really allows for lost content to be retrieved, then I'm all for it.

posted by worldcup2002 at 01:33 PM on June 10

Champions League Footie Chat

Thanks WC :-) WC, no taking credit for The Big Salad. Who's using my name in vain? And what's The Big Salad?

posted by worldcup2002 at 12:09 PM on June 03

FINAL update for the 07-08 Spofi EPL fantasy footie.

My God, gspm. My God.

posted by worldcup2002 at 01:43 PM on May 19

Week 23 update for the Spofi EPL fantasy footie.

Hmph. Looks like they gave #9 to bill, and #10 to me. Probably 'cause bill's been there longer. I benched Larsson. I didn't think Birmingham would win either. But Larsson got an assist. Good thing Kalou didn't play. Well, good for me, not so much for Chelsea. Now, they've got both Terry and Drogba out.

posted by worldcup2002 at 04:26 PM on May 12

Week 23 update for the Spofi EPL fantasy footie.

btw, I think I might have done enough to tie bill for 9th spot. Maybe even pip him to it.

posted by worldcup2002 at 12:23 PM on May 11

Week 23 update for the Spofi EPL fantasy footie.

Indeed. That was close, squealy.

posted by worldcup2002 at 12:17 PM on May 11

Week 23 update for the Spofi EPL fantasy footie.

No prob, gspm. I was taking the mickey, but I'd chalk it up to new dad syndrome. How's the sleep thing working out? And again, thanks thanks thanks for your tireless posting throughout this season. Like competing in the EPL, it is a test of endurance.

posted by worldcup2002 at 01:54 PM on May 08

Week 23 update for the Spofi EPL fantasy footie.

Week 23? A little late for that, no? btw, I've secured my place in the top 10, which should be worth ... nothing.

posted by worldcup2002 at 10:21 AM on May 06

Ben Saunders's North expedition ends early

btw, a TED talk by Ben about his 2004 solo trek to the North Pole.

posted by worldcup2002 at 12:51 PM on April 08

Ben Saunders's North expedition ends early

It got cold yesterday. I actually had to put some clothes on.

posted by worldcup2002 at 12:47 PM on April 08

Would a short story about baseball make a good column?

Just do it.

posted by worldcup2002 at 12:45 PM on April 08

Ben Saunders's North expedition ends early

NoMich, when he's talking about the ice, he's not just talking about how smooth it is. The ice is basically the platform on which he's skiing. Sometimes it shifts, and he could find himself having lost distance after skiing his ass off. Other times, the ice could break and he could float away or drop in and get crushed. Other times, the sections of ice "rub together" and push up, creating barriers around which he has to ski OR climb over (this includes pulling the sledge that's carrying his supplies). Check out his daily journal for examples. There aren't that many entries. Wow - I was gonna link to his journal but now the whole NORTH site seems to be down. I'm guessing they're gonna point back to his normal bensaunders.com site soon (which has been redirecting to NORTH since the expedition, but is also down now).

posted by worldcup2002 at 06:26 PM on April 07

Week 32 update for the EPL Fantasy Footie

I've been feeling lot better since I gave up all hope of doing well in the league.

posted by worldcup2002 at 12:28 PM on April 07

Open Other End:

Ben Saunders will roundhouse you in the face.

posted by worldcup2002 at 01:04 PM on March 24

Open Other End:

And here's the NORTH blog. Ben's sat at a refueling station waiting for his dropoff plane to be fixed. He's currently 3 days behind schedule - he was supposed to be dropped at Ward Hunt Island to begin the expedition Mar 21.

posted by worldcup2002 at 09:41 PM on March 23

Open Other End:

Whether you consider Ben one of us or not, I've still got $100 riding on SpoFi's name showing up at Mile 27 of the SOUTH expedition, presumably after October this year. (Wow, at my last check just a minute ago, all links to Ben Saunders, including SOUTH, are redirecting to the NORTH expedition, the topic of this post.) Also, at the rate the polar ice caps are melting, Ben better step to it, or he might be doing his expeditions by kayak instead.

posted by worldcup2002 at 09:30 PM on March 23

Open Other End:

Hmm, doesn't say if this replaces the SOUTH expedition. It would be quite a feat to complete both North and South Pole expeditions in one year.

posted by worldcup2002 at 10:33 AM on March 21

Week 30 update for the Spofi EPL fantasy footie.

These Rollercoaster Tits are succumbing to gravity.

posted by worldcup2002 at 08:02 PM on March 20

Week 29 update for the Spofi EPL fantasy footie.

I'll be happy to be in the top 5 at season's end. I'm not hopeful.

posted by worldcup2002 at 05:46 PM on March 17

Week 28 Update for the Spofi EPL fantasy footie

Erm, except for holden. Well done, man.

posted by worldcup2002 at 10:10 PM on March 13