Recent Locker Room Comments by njsk8r20

This place is too popular for me now. Like Green Day, it's just not cool anymore. That's it, I'm outta here.

posted by njsk8r20 at 01:03 PM on August 14

NHL playoffs confidence pool update

Now if Carolina wins game 7, I will pull ahead of Weedy for 26th place. It's the little victories that make life worth living.

posted by njsk8r20 at 05:18 PM on June 18

LINK DUMP!!!!!!

Titan 1 ICBM Missile Base - Located in Washington State. Too bad the bidding has ended.

posted by njsk8r20 at 02:31 PM on May 19

I'm stupid

I hate myself for not being as helpful as chicobangs and DrJohnEvans. I'm giving myself a Jason Terry crotch punch right now. I suck. Speaking of that, justgary was supposed to have forwarded an email to you about the self induced technical difficulty I am having. Unfortunately, it looks like something only an admin can fix. If you don't respond soon, I'm gonna crawl so far up your ass you will be able to taste my shampoo. Really though, I have more pressing matters, which I am sure you do to. But if you could take a quick gander at it, I would greatly appreciate it. I might even buy you a mug for christmas.

posted by njsk8r20 at 01:03 PM on May 19

NHL Playoffs Round 3 pick 'em

Anaheim in 7 Carolina in 5 That's what I said in campfire last night anyway. Ef it, I'm sticking with those.

posted by njsk8r20 at 10:41 PM on May 18

NHL Confidence Pool Update

Correction: 7-5) Detroit, Montreal, Philadelphia 4-2) TB, Dallas, Nashville The highest possible score would be 746 pts.

posted by njsk8r20 at 10:47 PM on May 17

NHL Confidence Pool Update

Worst: 2 points for Edmonton, 15 for Dallas. Best: 12 points for Carolina, 1 point for TB. No matter what happens though, I still blew it. The best picks at the bottom end would have been: 12) San Jose 11-10) NJ, Ottawa 9) Colorado 8) Calgary 7-5) TB, Dallas, Nashville 4-2) Detroit, Montreal, Philadelphia 1) NY Rangers OK, so maybe 3 pts for Montreal was my best.

posted by njsk8r20 at 10:17 PM on May 17

User name change advice

As long as I can keep my penis. I can live without the baby batter blenders.

posted by njsk8r20 at 09:28 PM on May 17

User name change advice

I would hardly call moving from NY to Texas a minor thing. But then again, I have only been to Texas twice. The first time I just drove through, the second time I was just changing planes in Dallas.

posted by njsk8r20 at 07:48 PM on May 17

User name change advice

I like talking about myself. No, you like talking to yourself. Do I really? Yes you do, and you answer yourself a lot too. More than you talk to god. So, I talk to my cat more than god. Yes, and the christians hate you for it.

posted by njsk8r20 at 06:44 PM on May 17

User name change advice

I don't like his user name. I get a lot of spam at work from a Yukon Gold. It's for an online casino.

posted by njsk8r20 at 09:12 AM on May 17

LINK DUMP!!!!!!

Probably too old for a FPP: Pro Footballers Pay with Pain, OSHA Pays Pain Little Mind.

posted by njsk8r20 at 05:54 PM on May 16

LINK DUMP!!!!!!

Calling all SpoFi nerds. Surely we have enough brainpower in here to win this competition.

posted by njsk8r20 at 01:55 PM on May 16

New Yorkish Meetup (ish)

Let Patrice lurk. I don't want him and qbert in here speaking french. I always think they are making fun of me. Actually, they just make me feel bad for dropping out of french class.

posted by njsk8r20 at 12:25 PM on May 16

New Yorkish Meetup (ish)

Don't worry wingnut, I'll never ask for anyone's rooting support ever again. From now on, I'll just leave it up to me and those *cough* die hard fans in NJ. That is a cool mug. Can I get a skateboard deck with that graphic?

posted by njsk8r20 at 08:32 PM on May 15

New Yorkish Meetup (ish)

Wrong movie, and wrong actor. [singing]"Tiny salmon swimming in a stream Tiny salmon chasing that impossible dream The friendly owl says, 'Hoo, hoo,hoo' The chimpanzee says, 'EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE' But the salmon can only say, 'Bloobloobloobloo' And it's sad..."

posted by njsk8r20 at 02:40 PM on May 15

User name change advice

how about Wes Mantooth? I am a man, and I do have teeth, but I was thinking about taking the name of a character in one of my favorite childhood movies. "Give me the sparkly, I gotta have the sparkly!"

posted by njsk8r20 at 10:57 PM on May 14

User name change advice

I myself would love to be able to change my user name. I didn't think too much about it when I signed up. I just used a slightly different version of what I used for AIM and Yahoo. I don't know what I would change it to, just something pronounceable. I'm open to suggestions.

posted by njsk8r20 at 07:19 PM on May 14

New Yorkish Meetup (ish)


Well, I didn't get that drunk. I did try talking qbert into driving down to Raleigh for game 5, but he wouldn't go for it.

posted by njsk8r20 at 05:53 PM on May 14

NHL Playoffs Pick'em Round 2

OK, I found my balls. The green one glows in the dark.

posted by njsk8r20 at 06:28 PM on May 11

NHL Playoffs Pick'em Round 2

Actually down here in the States, we use the red ball. The orange ball is for cold weather, or was that the green one? Shit, I forget. Man its been way too long since I've played.

posted by njsk8r20 at 11:28 AM on May 11

NHL Playoffs Pick'em Round 2

I think I need to get into basketball, at least the Nets have won a game in the second round.

posted by njsk8r20 at 08:46 PM on May 10

NHL Playoffs Pick'em Round 2

What a crazy game tonight in Ottawa (Defense, what's that?). And Bryzgalov gets his second straight shutout for Anaheim (Giguere who?). For those of you in the confidence pool, here is the updated leaderboard.

posted by njsk8r20 at 11:50 PM on May 05

NHL Playoffs Pick'em Round 2

This guy is the one I remember saying "aboot". Isn't he Irish or something?

posted by njsk8r20 at 11:51 AM on May 05

NHL Playoffs Pick'em Round 2

When it comes to the East, I'm sticking with what I said yesterday, even though I'm tempted to change them just to have something different from grum@work. I have no idea about the West so I'm just gonna roll the bones. Buffalo in 7 NJ in 6 San Jose in 5 Anaheim in 6

posted by njsk8r20 at 11:53 AM on May 04

Deadspin invite, anyone?

"Where is Snowflake?" "Why do you care about de dolphin? Do you know him? Does he call you at home?"

posted by njsk8r20 at 01:47 PM on May 02

2006 NHL Playoffs Pick-em Update

Looks like DrJohn has the hot stick in these playoffs. He is now leading in confidence points too. That was a good fight, Iginla got the worst of it IMO. I wish I would have been able to stay awake for the 3rd period of the Flames/Ducks game. The lack of sleep from staying up to watch these late games is starting to wear on me.

posted by njsk8r20 at 09:36 AM on May 02

NHL Playoffs Confidence Pool

You gotta support the team. (video and sound)

posted by njsk8r20 at 11:47 AM on April 29

Let the endless hockey chatter continue

For anyone not sure of what all the awards are for, this is the best I can find, and it lists past winners.

posted by njsk8r20 at 12:54 AM on April 29

Let the endless hockey chatter continue

Thornton's big advantage seems to be that he can prove how much of a difference he made. I hear what you're saying, 86. The stat they like to show to play up that kind of thing is: Team A w/ Player A in the lineup W-L-OTL Team A w/o Player A in the lineup W-L-OTL Being that Jagr didn't miss any time during the season, we don't have those stats to compare. You have convinced me that Thornton will win the Hart. Based on stats, I'm giving the Norris to Mathieu Schneider because he played 72 games, scored 59 pts and is a +33. Its hard to judge the Vezina winner based purely on stats because you don't know what kind of team he was playing behind. But I do know Marty B probably won't win it this year. Calder: Ovechkin of course. I think we already discussed why. Selke: My vote goes to Rod B. I don't have a clue about the Lady Byng but I'll pull a homer and say Elias because he has skill and I can't remember seeing him loosing his temper and taking a stupid/bad penalty.

posted by njsk8r20 at 05:51 PM on April 28

NHL Playoffs Confidence Pool

Who's is the motorcycle? It's not a motorcycle, it's a chopper! Who's is the chopper? It's Zed's. Who is Zed? Zed is dead babe... Zed is dead! Sorry DrJ, my bad. Ottawa, Ottawa, once more with feeling, Ottawa. Please don't make me write it on the blackboard 500 times.

posted by njsk8r20 at 06:09 AM on April 27

NHL Playoffs Confidence Pool

The SpoFi collective picks have changed to include our two late additions. rank-team-avg pts 16) Detroit 14.29 15) Ottowa 13.34 14) Dallas 11.94 13) Carolina 11.54 12) Calgary 11.46 11) New Jersey 11.2 10) San Jose 10.14 9) Buffalo 9.34 8) New York Rangers 7.37 7) Philadelphia 7.14 6) Nashville 6.11 5) Anaheim 5.66 4) Colorado* 5.2 3) Montreal* 5.2 2) Tampa Bay 3.17 1) Edmonton 2.89 *Colorado had one more win in the regular season standings to win the tie breaker.

posted by njsk8r20 at 09:37 PM on April 26

The S-Team.

"Clean the gunk out of the mouse!"

posted by njsk8r20 at 01:49 PM on April 26

The S-Team.

I see your point jerseygirl. I guess if you're the kind of person that would keep coming back under a new screen name, having to get a new email address wouldn't stop you.

posted by njsk8r20 at 06:53 PM on April 25

The S-Team.

I'll pay the S-team $1000 US to take down this troll. So far I have been able to "not feed the trolls" but I can't take it anymore. I also vote in favor of the email address rule. I think this would also help stop people from coming back under a different screen name.

posted by njsk8r20 at 06:36 PM on April 25

Category request

You be lookin' groovy In a sixties movie Maybe tell the press you died Little legend baby Try your very best to hide A green-tinted sixties mind

posted by njsk8r20 at 06:19 PM on April 25

NHL Playoffs Confidence Pool

Yes I did. They were giving out pom poms as you walked in so I was hootin and hollerin and waving the pom poms as if I were a real Preds fan. The fans were really behind Mason which was cool. It did get pretty quiet though after they were down 0-3. There was a small incident on my way to the game that pissed me off, but once the game got started I forgot all about it. Pics and the story are in Sunday's transcripts of campfire. I've also gussied up the backup leaderboard, which I will continue to update even after qbert gets the standings working. Just because it gives me something to do.

posted by njsk8r20 at 05:45 PM on April 25

NHL Playoffs Confidence Pool

OLN back on Dishnetwork OLN was switched back on in time for last night’s New York Rangers-New Jersey Devils playoff. Would have been nice of Dishnetwork to tell me before I left for the bar.

posted by njsk8r20 at 02:45 PM on April 25

NHL Playoffs Confidence Pool

Damn, that was in Indiana, not Ohio. It's easy to mix them up after you have been driving for 14 hours. Who is Larry Bird, is he like the Crocodile Hunter or something? Ok, I'm off to the bar to watch the NJ/NYR game. The backup leaderboard has been updated.

posted by njsk8r20 at 05:32 PM on April 24

NHL Playoffs Confidence Pool

No, I just moved out here (Owensboro) last year. Never heard of those, but driving through Ohio I saw a sign for a town called French Lick. In an unsportsrelated topic, the International BBQ festival is coming up. Mmmmm, I'm getting hungry just thinking about it.

posted by njsk8r20 at 07:03 PM on April 23

NHL Playoffs Confidence Pool

I just got back from Nashville. Woo-Hoo! I'm no longer a playoff game virgin. Now I can say I've been there, done that, and I got the T-shirt (for only $26). Too bad the Predators couldn't pull out a win for me. Well anyway, I updated the backup leaderboard.

posted by njsk8r20 at 06:10 PM on April 23

NHL Playoffs Confidence Pool

You were in Kentucky YYM? Why didn't you tell me? I like it here myself. It's a nice slow pace and it's not that crowded. And despite the rumors, there are not any toothless wife beating rednecks here, at least not in western Kentucky anyway.

posted by njsk8r20 at 09:16 PM on April 22

NHL Playoffs Confidence Pool

Updated Leaderboard.

posted by njsk8r20 at 05:15 PM on April 22

NHL Playoffs Confidence Pool

Check my leaderboard, I took the liberty of changing it for him.

posted by njsk8r20 at 02:16 PM on April 22

NHL Playoffs Confidence Pool

Since we are waiting on results, I got bored and created my own leaderboard.

posted by njsk8r20 at 10:22 AM on April 22

NHL Playoffs Confidence Pool

3 pp goals by the Predators in the first period, San Jose needs to stay out of the penalty box.

posted by njsk8r20 at 07:51 PM on April 21

NHL Playoffs Confidence Pool

SpoFi collective picks rank-team-avg pts 16) Detroit - 14.18 15) Ottowa - 13.30 14) Dallas - 11.94 13) Carolina - 11.67 12) New Jersey - 11.36 11) Calgary - 11.30 10) San Jose - 10.18 9) Buffalo - 9.39 8) Philadelphia - 7.27 7) New York Rangers - 6.97 6) Nashville - 6.15 5) Anaheim - 5.70 4) Colorado - 5.24 3) Montreal - 5.09 2) Tampa Bay - 3.27 1) Edmonton - 2.97 All right, I beat grum to it!

posted by njsk8r20 at 06:55 PM on April 21

2006 NHL Playoffs Pick-Em!

WOO-HOO!!! Stanley Cup Playoffs Baby!!! Don't forget guys, we still have Campfire for gametime chat.

posted by njsk8r20 at 06:05 PM on April 21

NHL Playoffs Confidence Pool

May I vent in here? @#$% Dishnetwork and OLN! Even though I have the Center Ice package I'm only getting 2 of the 4 games being played tonight. Guess which 2 I'm not getting. That's right, the ones on @#$% OLN.

posted by njsk8r20 at 05:19 PM on April 21

NHL Playoffs Confidence Pool

Re: trashtalk Chicobangs, I'm not sure, but judging from how bad we did in the last two confidence pools, you better go get a fresh can too. And you better hurry, only a couple of hours left. Drop the puck, it's time to go! Ok, so it's a Bruins' song, I still like it anyway.

posted by njsk8r20 at 03:58 PM on April 21

NHL Playoffs Confidence Pool

You are totally confusing me on how your points scoring is supposed to work BullpenPro. The way I see it the winner of the original pool gets 26 wins, so if I pick them to win (rank them 26) then I would get 676 pts. Right? I think it's kind of a cool idea. But not only would you want to pick who you think knows thier hockey, but also if those who don't are lucky. Very interesting indeed.

posted by njsk8r20 at 12:02 PM on April 21

2006 NHL Playoffs Pick-Em!

The great Scotty Bowman made some picks, too bad he didn't say how many games each series would go. S'ok NoMich, and btw, I got my ticket to Sunday's game in Nashville. Let's go Preds!

posted by njsk8r20 at 11:09 AM on April 21

2006 NHL Playoffs Pick-Em!

Apparently he's picking Dallas over the Hurricanes in the SCF. Yeah I was able to find that, but I was talking about first round predictions. I found video where he broke down the different series but he rarely made a prediction. I see mkn was able to find his picks though.

posted by njsk8r20 at 09:25 AM on April 21

2006 NHL Playoffs Pick-Em!

mkn, I noticed a couple typos: Weedy's picks - BUF (BU), NoMich - DAL (BAL), skydivedad - NYR, BUF, and MTL (mixed up), Buccigrass - NJ (JD). Nice work though, and thanks for doing this.

posted by njsk8r20 at 06:14 AM on April 21

NHL Playoffs Confidence Pool

Oh no! Not again.

posted by njsk8r20 at 05:04 PM on April 20

NHL Playoffs Confidence Pool

I just noticed this: © 2006 qbert72, DrJohnEvans, njsk8r, Broche à foin So I guess since I was totally useless with the code, I'll have to fork over some cash.

posted by njsk8r20 at 03:45 PM on April 20

Follow the link

You mean like punkin chunkin?

posted by njsk8r20 at 02:30 PM on April 20

NHL Playoffs Confidence Pool

Failing that, I may settle for letting the competition teach me something about hockey Ok JJ, first of all, get off the Detroit bandwagon. And to add to NoMich's suggestion, I like to alternate my picking, first I started with the top two then picked the bottom two, so on and so forth till I made all of my picks. And perhaps all the pull downs could start off blank. It kind of confused me a bit near the end because I couldn't tell which spot I meant to put Anaheim in and which spots I wanted to change.

posted by njsk8r20 at 10:31 AM on April 20

NHL Playoffs Confidence Pool

Nice work guys. I like the fact you can't see other people's picks. This way I won't be able make picks based on where I think DrJohn went wrong. Or use grum's picks to rank the teams I can't decide on.

posted by njsk8r20 at 06:10 AM on April 20

2006 NHL Playoffs Pick-Em!

Well now that I have read it I see she does the east, and Ray Slover does the west. So I guess if mkn wants to use these, they sould just be called SportingNews. For the record, I would rather he didn't. These are just the first ones I have been able to find.

posted by njsk8r20 at 08:20 PM on April 19